A/N: I really should have updated before now, but I've got a day off school, so I'll put it to good use.
Chapter 2; Tired And Confused(The Power Of Music)
Donny and Carl were stood on opposite sides of Golden Youths' bar, talking about the rumours of a group calling themselves the "Poke Rangers".
"So these guys were seen in the forest fighting these weird things, and they were all dressed in different coloured suits," Donny said, looking down at the newspaper in his hand.
"Something about them just don't seem right to me. I mean, what self respecting person parades around in a pink or green or any colour costume like that, and expects to get taken seriously as a fighter, or law enforcer, or whatever?" Carl asked rhetorically, but Donny couldn't say anything anyway, as a girl was approaching the counter.
"Excuse me?" she asked politely.
"Yeah, what?" Donny asked, irritated at having his conversation interrupted.
"Um - I wanted to get some colas?" she said timidly, but Donny just turned back to Carl.
"Yeah, well I'm busy, so SCRAM!" he shouted, and the girl and her friends jumped, but Whitney chose that moment to appear.
"Donny, if you want to keep your job, you've got to be polite, and give the customer what they ask for!" she said.
"Yes, Miss Mable," Donny said, not paying attention.
"And don't call me miss Mable, I told you, its Whitney!" she said as Donny poured the drinks. The girl took them and she, Whitney and her friends walked off.
"Hey, I gotta go take a whiz, I'll be back in a minute," Carl said shortly, and left. As he entered the bathroom, he saw three beams of light(a red, a green, and a blue) fly up.
"Huh," he said, and used the toilet.
"Hey, what's up?" Donny asked when Carl returned, as he had an odd look on his face.
"I dunno. I think the lights in there need changing or something," Carl said obliviously.
"Yeah, well my shifts over, so lets get outta here already!" Donny said, attempting to leap over the bar, but not managing to bring his leg over fully.
As they walked to the park, they heard some fighting not far off, so they decided to check it out(for entertainment purposes).
"Hey, look! They must be the Poke Rangers!" Donny said crouching behind a bush, watching the Poke Rangers, against a bunch of freaky creatures.
One of them came around the corner and spotted them, but before it could attack, the Red Ranger attacked it, without noticing Donny and Carl. They continued to watch from their hidden position in awe, as they saw the Rangers blast one of the monsters into chunks, and then an amazing battle in gigantic robots.
"That was so cool! Those guys are incredible!" Donny said.
"They're awesome," Carl agreed.
"They don't suck!" Donny said. That night, Donny and Carl both went to bed thinking about what they'd seen earlier, and had a collective dream about them.
Dream Sequence(A/N: I'm not gonna bother with italics, its gonna be way too long)
Donny and Carl were walking around somewhere they didn't recognise(mainly because there was extremely thick fog) when they saw the Poke Rangers fly towards them and land at their feet.
"Ah! Rangers! Are you ok?" Donny asked, actually caring about someone for a change.
"No. We need help! Your help!" the Red Ranger said to them.
"What! But what can we do! We're just normal people!" Carl said.
"Yes, you are now, but we can change that. We need you to become Poke Rangers!" the Blue Ranger said.
"What! But how?" Donny asked, and the Pink Ranger teleported a box to her hands.
"Take these. They're Poke Morphers. They'll allow you to become Poke Rangers to fight against the baddies!" she said, opening the box, and Donny and Carl reluctantly took one.
"Now go find them!" the Yellow Ranger said, before she and the other Rangers fainted.
"Lets go!" Donny said, and he and Carl started running in different directions, until Donny realised he was going the wrong way and turning.
Eventually they found themselves in Goldenrod city, where everything looked normal except for the mist.
"Now what?" Carl asked, and he was answered by missiles blowing up Golden Youths(Donny's source of income for fun), the Game Corner(where they blew Donny's income), and each of their houses, but missing the department store(best known for its clothes and general girlishness).
"NO!" Carl cried, and from behind he and Donny heard laughing. They span round and shrieked like little girls when they saw the Sudowoodo monster they'd seen earlier with more of the purple things.
"This is what the Poke Rangers send to face me when they are in trouble! Two pathetic, measly teenagers!" it laughed, and the purple things joined in.
"Lets show this clown who he's messing with! Ready?" Donny asked, much braver than he felt.
"Ready!" Carl replied, and the duo raised their new morphers.
"Morph, I choose you!"
Carl's morpher snored loudly and his body glowed a dark green mixed with extremely pale yellow. When the glowing stopped, he was in a suit that resembled the Poke Rangers, only in the same dark green and pale yellow, and with a sleeping Snorlax symbol.
"Tired Snorlax power!" he yawned in a sleepy stance.
Donny's morpher gave him a headache as it enveloped him in a darker yellow glow. He was revealed in a yellow suit, darker than the original yellow ranger, with a Psyduck's head, with its hands on its head.
"Ow! Confused Psyduck power!" he cried, putting his hands on his head in pain.
"Amazing!" Carl yawned, as he looked down at himself, and then at Donny.
"Whatever! Lets just beat these guys so I can get a headache cure!" Donny moaned.
"Impossible! Two more Poke Rangers! No matter! You'll still get beaten just as easily.
"Oh yeah! Lets show 'em our weapons!" Donny yelled.
"Power Yawner!" Carl yawned, and a gun shaped object appeared in his hands.
"Head Scramble-OW!" Donny cried, clutching his head again.
"Attack!" the monster yelled, and his troops rushed forwards. Donny and Carl had a miraculously easy fight though, as they only had to fire their weapons once, before they were all either asleep or writhing in agony.
This is easy!" Carl yawned.
"Well I wont be so easy!" the monster yelled, and it jumped forward. Donny and Carl both sidestepped, but the wrong way, and they bumped into each other and fell over. Fortunately, the monster then jumped over them and landed far behind them.
"Lets put 'em together!" Donny yelled, and they connected their weapons in the same way as the Ninja Storm Rangers connected theirs.
"Pok-annoyer!" Carl yawned.
"Ready! Aim! Fire!" Donny yelled, and a gigantic hand came out of the weapon, and started poking the monster.
"Hey! Quit it! Come on, stop it!" he cried, and it did, and he sighed, just before the hand exploded.
"Well, that takes care of that!" Donny said, rubbing his hands together and walking off, just as an Ice Beam hit the remains of the monster, and they grew back into it, only mega-sized, and Carl started choking up and ran to get Donny.
"Nya nya nya! Ibuchee buchoo buchee buchayaya!" he managed to splutter, pointing rapidly with both his hands at the monster.
"What is it? What's up? Spit it out, already!" Donny said in an irritated voice, and Carl span his head around.
"Oh. Crap," he said simply, and they heard their morphers beeping.
"Hello, this is Donny Demarco, who I am speaking with?" Donny asked, unusually politely.
"It's the Green Ranger! The monster grew right?" the Green Ranger asked.
"Yeah, what do we do?" Carl asked, panicking.
"You need to summon your Zords!" the Green Ranger said.
"Our what?" Donny asked.
"Remember the big giant robots? Them," the Green Ranger said.
"Right," Donny said, stopping the communication.
"Hey, why do we know the word "Zords", but we don't know who the Rangers are?" Carl asked.
"Dreams don't have to make sense, right Donny?" Donny asked.
"Right, Donny," another Donny agreed. Carl rubbed his eyes, and the other Donny was gone.
"We need the Poke Zords!" Donny called out, and a huge robotic Snorlax fell from the sky, and a Psyduck fell on it.
"Come on!" Donny yelled, jumping into his Zord.
"Right behind you!" Carl yawned, jumping into his own.
"Now what?" Donny asked, and he heard the Pink Ranger over his communicator.
"Now press some buttons and attack!" she yelled, explaining the obvious.
"Oh, right. Uh…this one!" Donny said, pressing a button that released a Tail Whip that seemingly did nothing.
"Never mind! My turn!" Carl cried, pushing one of his own, and used Block.
"Hahaha! Is that all! All you did is stop yourselves from escaping!" the monster laughed, and he was right; huge boulders now surrounded the three of them forming a cage with very little light.
"Now, try a Rock Throw on for size!" the monster yelled, but the ceiling collapsed onto him, crushing him and stopping him from attacking.
"That was lucky," Carl yawned, pressing another button at random, and his Zord used Body Slam.
"Lets finish this!" Donny cried, and managed to use a Hydro Pump on the rocks, which melted(?) into mud, leaving nothing but a puddle.
"I think we did it!" Donny cried. "Ok, lets go Carl," he added, and leapt out of his Zord, waiting for his partner.
"Carl?" Donny asked over his communicator, and he was met with snores. From behind he could hear cheering and running, and he turned to see most of the town running towards him and cheering.
"You did it, guys!" Whitney screamed.
"Wait to go! You guys are better than the rest of us put together!" the Yellow Ranger yelled, as Donny was lifted into the air.
"Yeah, I guess I am pretty great!" Donny exclaimed with joy, and the crowd starting chanting.
"Donny and Carl! Donny and Carl! You guys rule! We guys suck!" they yelled, not making sense, until everything blurred.
End dream sequence.
"Hmm. "You guys rule. We guys suck," Donny mumbled, before properly waking up.
"Huh? What! No! It can't have been a dream! It can't!" he cried, and received a sharp pain in the head.
Meanwhile, Carl was still asleep, and spent the rest of the day in bed.
A/N: That wasn't nearly as funny as I hoped it would be…but never mind, I think it was fairly cool. And the next chapter should be much funnier. Never mind. See ya!