STILL IN: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Dr. Mario, Yoshi, DK Diddy Kong, Wario, Zelda, Sheik, Ganondorf, Y. Link, T. Link, Pikachu, Pichu, Lucario, Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, PKMN Trainer, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Samus, Snake, Raiden, Sonic, Marth, Roy, Ike,
Mr. GaW, ROB, Captain Falcon, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Ice Climbers, Ness, Lucas, Mega Man, Villager, Pit, and Mew.
OUT: Link, Olimar, Wii Fit Trainer,
"Yay I'm so happy to be back and I'm here with my friend Gold!" I said.
"Don't push it boys." She said.
"Is it alright if I strip you down?" Luigi asked.
D:
"F**k off!" I said.
"Mine..." I mumbled.
20. Have Dr. Mario listen to Justin B***er.
"You're going to need an aspirin." Gold said.
"I'm gonna need to overmedicate, overdose." He said as he blasted it.
"AAAAAH TURN THAT F**KING THING OFF! PLZ!" I screamed.
Pit was enjoying it.
Snake had headphones.
His iPod pointed at Samus.
"This thing isn't working right." He said.
"Much better."
Zelda took a look at what he was doing.
"Snake!" She screeched a she knocked it out of his hands by the time the music was off.
"I was listening to music." He said.
"You were looking at Samus' chest."
"Hey!" Samus said.
"You're dillusional." He said.
"That wasn't the only thing." He thought.
"I got that Gold too."
"Where'd you get that?" Luigi asked.
"Major Zero sent it to me and Otacon programmed it." Snake said.
"I gotta get one." He said.
"By the way Sammy, nice rack."
"You little!-" She was interrupted by me.
21. Have Samus show it all.
O_o
"You're finally getting the package, Merry Christmas." Snake said.
"As in even take off my Zero-Suit?
"Yep. It's all cards that were made by Crazy Hand, Master Hand, and Tabuu." I said.
"Noo... Fine."
10 minutes later.
"Can I squeeze them?" Luigi asked.
After Luigi had the s**t beaten out of him.
"NO!" She said as she put her clothes back on.
Gold and I just got back.
"Were you two... Oh no." Snake asked.
"What? We were looking over the cards, listening to music, and not being perverts unlike Luigi." Gold said.
"NO! ARE YOU MOTHERF**KING BATS**T INSANE?!" Gold angrily asked.
"So did you?" He asked.
"NO!" She said.
"I'm going see all of you pedos." She said and left.
"Wish I had one of those." I mumbled.
"I'll mail you one." He whispered.
"Thnx you." I muttered back.
22. Mr. GaW has to play a 3D- oh never mind NEVER MIND!
23. Luigi must squeeze a lemon. THAT'S IT!
"Aww I thought that you were gonna say something else.
He squeezed a lemon and it exploded.
"Didn't see that comin." I said.
"It didn't." Luigi said.
"You have the most jacked up mind ever!" I said.
24. Wario must lose 10 pounds by running on a treadmill for 45 mins at a rate of 23.77 mph.
He started running. By the time he was done he lost 9.38.
"1 hour with 12.98000001898 mph. You're out fatty boy!" I told him.
"Drop by later." I said as he fell through the trapdoor.
25. The Ice climbers must climb Mt. Everest nude.
"I feel so bad." I said."But then again they lose while win."
6.75 hours later.
"We did it!" Nana said.
O_O
"Umm... What way?" I asked with fear while turned away.
"Both." Popo said.
I puked.
"WTF?!" I said.
26. Pit must pinch Katt's ass.
"Not if I say so!" Falco said.
"Do it and we'll be playing Halo and eating Halo!"
"One sec." Pit said.
He upgraded his bow into a shotgun.
"Oh fuck." Falco said and was shot in the leg.
"You little virgin fuck!"
"No!" Katt said.
"I would rather have sex with Falco and leak it to U-Toob!"
"Please don't upload it." Falco said.
She bitchslapped Pit and he was knocked out.
"Your out! Wings won't save you!" I said and Pit was history.
STILL IN: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Dr. Mario, Yoshi, DK Diddy Kong, Zelda, Sheik, Ganondorf, Y. Link, T. Link, Pikachu, Pichu, Lucario, Mewtwo, Jigglypuff, PKMN Trainer, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, Samus, Snake, Raiden, Sonic, Marth, Roy, Ike,
Mr. GaW, ROB, Captain Falcon, Fox, Falco, Wolf, Ice Climbers, Ness, Lucas, Mega Man, Villager, and Mew.
OUT: Link, Olimar, Wii Fit Trainer, Wario, Pit