Hey Wait a Minute!
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Chapter 2
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Disclaimer I do not own Naruto or any of its counterparts
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(A/N) It has come to my attention that due to the pathetic length of chapter 1 I didn't catch most people's eyes as a result I am going to make this chapter considerably longer so here we go again!
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4. Kisame
When most people think Kisame they think weird blue shark guy with the huge-ass scaly sword, but I wonder he is a weird blue shark guy with a huge –ass scaly sword.
So first question why is he blue? I have thought long and hard about this and have come to the following practical and not so practical solutions.
A. He is actually part shark his mother or father being a shark and the other human, disturbing thought but not to be discredited.
B. He's really depressed. (Get it? Blue)
C. He attempted to dye his hair and it went horribly wrong.
D. He lost a bet to Zabuza.
E. He desperately wants attention.
F. His use (or overuse) of water jutsus caused the change.
G. Or the animators ran out of skin colored paint when drawing him.
Second question what's up with the huge ass scaly sword known as Samahade? Well there are all sorts of rumors surrounding this draining sword among them that it is literally the skin of a demon taken off and wrapped around a sword. The rumors that it is made of the souls, hopes, and dreams of others have been dismissed as complete bullshit. The origins of Samahade remain unknown until I think of one that might actually make sense.
5. Kakashi
Yes that's right
it's everyone's favorite cycloptic, gray haired ninja KAKASHI!!!
(Crowd goes wild) Anyway the mystery that is Hatake Kakashi has
surrounded the Naruto world. .Well lets start out with something
simple, why does Kakashi wear a mask? simple that is because a scarf
would look stupid and not be ninja-like. Next up how can he not trip
or run into a telephone pole while reading Icha Icha Paradise?
Well
Kakashi is just cool like that and Icha Icha Paradise protects its
readers. Why is Kakashi so lazy? Well it isn't that he is lazy it's
just that the world is to hyperactive. Why is he never on time? He
stands by the Hero's Memorial to mourn his dead friend Obito and
his sensei the Yondaime Hokage Minato Namikaze. Kakashi isn't a bad
person he just needs to let go of the past and work hard, but he is
the most loved lazy-ass character. Sorry Shikamaru no one likes you,
well I guess someone lies you oh well.
6. The Replacement Jutsu
Okay now why do people always witch with a log, I mean what did the logs ever do to them, and what do they switch with in the dessert? No logs there. If they can switch with clones, why not other humans? For example if Ninja A throws a kunai at Ninja B, then Ninja A will be hit by his/her kunai Ninja B will be where Ninja A was which unfortunately is directly in front of Ninjas D and E who will F him/her up.
7. The Pass-Out Effect
Whenever 2 ninjas fight if one wins the fight in an impressive way or has a huge advantage (read Kakashi vs. Zabuza round 1) then the winning ninja will pass out no matter how fine they seems to be.
(A/N) Well that's all for now I'm going to start work on an epic length action fic, but I have no idea how long it will take. By the way I don't hate Sasuke or Sakura they can be made into good non-annoying ninjas if the author is willing to make them so.