Percy
Today was a good day for Percy Jackson, he had captured one of the main leaders of his enemy, and now a team of Hermes kids had just come back from a a scouting mission.
"What did you find" Percy asked
"We found…found a…. well you see we do not know how to describe it" one of the soldiers responded.
"Well you better figure it out quick or else you won't have to worry about describing anything else for the rest of your life" Percy then started to reach for a heavy-duty pair of scissors.
Terrified, the child of Hermes squealed out, "We saw a box, a blue box, and we tried all sorts of thing to get it open, we used a battering ram, tried to pick the lock, and even used Greek Fire!"
Just then Annabeth Chase, Percy girlfriend came in, "I heard this whole conversation Percy, including the bit about cutting of tounges! How could you be like this, you are not the Percy I know."
Percy responded with"Perhaps not but you know what I learned in the Titan War? I learned that you can show no mercy and do whatever it takes in order to get a job done! And this is what we are in, a war. Now get me that blue box"
Taken back by her boyfriends remark she just shook her head and went around the corner
"Well, why are you fools still standing there! Get that box in a wagon and put it in a cell!" Pecy yelled at the children of Hermes.
A little while longer Percy got the news that the Box was down in a cage, "Wonderful", Percy said, "now get it open"
"That's just the thing a man came out of the box, and he calls himself, The Doctor"
"Does he know anything of those blasted Potterheads" Percy asked
"No sir, he seems to be from a completely different fandom"
"Just what we need, Percy said with a sigh, a new enemy"