(A/N: so I finally updated, I apologise to anyone waiting (my friends...) This one gets kinda kinky, but theres no sex and no yaoi, and its probably gonna be one of the only romantic ones. Also, you get to find out why we are there, and trust me, its all VERY accurate, and NONE of the reasons are made up... just keep that in mind... But nevertheless, it was super fun to write. TW- Drug use. Btw, the drug effects may not be so true, but that's cause we've never done drugs.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note (or my friends... to an extent...)

L gets punched unless you review :D)

CHAPTER 2

"What was all that about?" Matt asked as he sat down on Mello's bed with him.

"Who knows…"

"You get their names?"

"Yeh" Mello stopped and unwrapped a chocolate bar, "Sami, Jess, KT and V"

"Hm, a lot of them sound like aliases," Matt wondered out loud.

"Or they're just insane" Mello replied, "We are at a boarding school for insane people, after all."

"So BB's gonna fit in just fine" Matt whispered to Mello, who laughed a little too loudly.

"I'm not deaf guys" BB muttered, drawing something in his notebook again and eating from a jar of jam. "And I'm not insane, just a little crazy."

"Aren't crazy and insane the same thing?"

"Shut the fuck up Near!" BB yelled at the albino and threw his jam lid at the dice tower he was building. Near simply shrugged at him and continued stacking dice.

"I'm going for a smoke" said Matt as he stood up. Just as he reached the balcony door, there was knock on the door.

"Dibs not me!" Mello joked, raising his arms up and taking a bite of his chocolate.

"Pfft" Matt scoffed, then headed towards their bedroom door, "I hate you Mells"

As he opened the door, he saw 4 hipster looking girls. They all smirked.

"Hey"

"Oh hi, I'm-"

"Okay shut up Matt, we already know who you are" KT said, then pointed to the others as they all introduced themselves.

"So what brings you here again?" BB asked, intrigued by the devious looking smiles on their faces as he stood up and walked over to them. He knew they were about to do something sneaky, they had that look.

"Nothing" Sami said.

"Just wanna get to know you, that's all" Jess continued, shooting a sidelong glance at Sami who smirked at her again.

"Let's go out here then" BB said, interested to see what they had in mind for entertainment. "You guys coming?"

Matt and Mello both nodded and followed them into the lounge. Near reluctantly followed them a few seconds later. BB lay stretched out on one of the sofas, next to Mello who was resting his legs on top of Matt's lap who was with him. Near, being the awkward anti-social child he was, sat on the floor. Opposite them, Jess and Sami sat on the smaller sofa next to KT and V on chairs.

"So what are you girls here for? You don't seem that bad." BB asked, using his hand to scoop jam out of a fresh jar.

"That's because you haven't met us" KT replied, "We all went to the same school and have been friends for ages. Our parents thought we were insane."

"Well," V interrupted, "As well as my fascination with sharp objects…" she paused as BB winked at her, "My parents thought I was dangerously stupid, I mean, I forgot my own fucking name!"

"Yeh," Sami continued with her story, "After many conversations, me and Jess' parents agreed that we were both overly obsessed with yaoi and fanfictions."

"They saw this as like a rehab," said Jess, "But it didn't work since this place's wifi is so easy to hack."

"What the actual fuck?" Mello burst out, "You're addicted to yaoi?"

"I wouldn't say addicted…" replied Sami, trying to sound as truthful as possible even though she was lying to herself. They were definitely addicted.

"Well…. I would"

"Yeh, you're probably right Jess." She agreed.

"So why is KT here?" Matt asked as quickly as possible. Both him and Mello had figured out that they were going to do something, and like BB, they wanted to know what.

"I like doughnuts too much." KT answered, "and apparently, I go crazy every now and again, and my parents think I'm either high or drunk. So they sent me here. Also my eyes change colour."

"That doesn't matter for KT though" Sami continued "Her fringe is too fabulous."

"That's right, it is" KT added modestly as she once again repositioned it, "My fringe is on fleek."

The four boys just starred in silence. Maybe they did belong here…

"So," BB finally broke the silence, "What do you do for fun around here?"

The four girls laughed evilly and they all grinned at each other and nodded. 'Here it is' BB thought to himself as he watched as V went into her pocket. At first glance, what she pulled out looked like two rolled cigarettes. What was the point? Are they trying to seduce Matt or something? Then it hit them, oh shit… that's weed.

"You guys wonna light up?" V asked. She handed one of the blunts to BB and winked. This would be fun.

BB stared at the drug in his hand for a few moments and hesitated before looking towards Mello, "Should we do it?"

"No fucking way! I'm not getting high on the first day here!" Mello replied stubbornly, "You and Matt can do whatever you want, cause I'm not and I'm almost certain that Near won't."

"Well I'm in" Matt jumped in. This was nothing, he'd done it before, and no one found out. With all honestly, he hadn't really found anything very special about it.

"Fine" BB finally said after a few moments of thought, "I'm in."

"Great" smirked V, placing the blunt in her mouth and lighting it. She took a hit and chucked the lighter at BB. Without thinking about it this time, he did the same and took a large drag coughing a little as the onset high of weed slowly clouding his mind. Across from him, he watched Jess take a hit, followed by Sami and then KT. It went around in a very organised circle. They'd obviously done this before.

"Wow, this feels fuckin weird" BB remarked, blowing out smoke as he past it to Matt, who took it immediately. "and kinda fun, you sure you don't want to Mello?"

"Pfft, no way in hell."

"Buzz kill" Matt interjected, taking another drag and passing it to BB. All of a sudden, he felt a hand grab his wrist.

"Me first" Mello said, smirking at him as he took a smooth hit from the blunt. He breathed out smoke seductively and winked at Sami before taking another drag and passing it back to BB, "You girls wonna play a game then?" Wow, he's definitely high.

"Like wha'?" Jess asked, intrigued by his suggestion and taking another hit before passing it to Sami again.

"Ever heard of seven minutes in heaven?" his smirk grew, Matt and BB's eyes widening at his 'idea.'

"Hell yeah!" Sami and Jess blurted out at the same time. They'd read about this in so many fanfics.

"No" KT added, slightly concerned at this game. If it was played in Jess and Sami's fanfics, it was obviously extremely sexual or dangerous… or both.

"How do ya play again?" V asked, taking the last hit of their blunt and snuffing it out on the floor, "I heard of it, but I can't remember what it wa'" ...what a surprise.

"Basically," Mello started, taking a puff of the blunt and blowing out a large cloud of grey smoke, "You get a bag a' objects from the members of the opposite sex. You pick an object out, then, that pair get locked in a closet for 7 minutes while they get… crazayyy"

"Oh," KT replied, "that doesn't sound too bad, as long as there's no yaoi…" She glared at Jess and Sami, who simply laughed at the truth in that comment.

"But" interrupted V, "I think Near needs ta be a littl' stoned too ya know?"

"I'd rather not, thank you" Near said calmly. All this time he'd been sitting in silence watching, observing and finally understanding why this stuff was illegal… to prevent this level of stupidity among 7 psychopaths.

"Come on Near, its jus'a littl' fun" Sami tried to persuade him.

"Oh come on!" Jess teased, "He's sooo stubborn... a bit kinky, the way I see it" she winked as she stepped over to Matt, took the last bit of the blunt and handed it to Near, "'cmon Near"

Near didn't approve of this; he didn't want to be forced into doing drugs. Damn peer pressure. He slowly raised it to his lips and took a small drag, coughing as he did so. He quickly gave it back to Matt whole stole the last dragged and stubbed it out with his boot heel. Near felt too high already, his brain going blurry. Oh no, dizzy… perception of reality going…

"So," Mello slurred, kicking his left leg over the other and grinning at the girls, "Shall we play now?" They nodded as he went into his room and took a pillow case from a random person's bed, "We're gonna play this slightly differently. All the girls are gonna put something in the pillow case, us guys are gonna pick. Then, one pair goes in our bedroom, one in theirs, one in here, and the other in the bathroom. And…" he paused to clear his dizziness for a second as he looked at the girls all nodding eagerly, high as a kite, "… just remember, only 7 minutes!"

"So we go an' get our stuff now?" KT asked, as Mello nodded and she stood up with the others. When they returned, the 4 boys shut their eyes as they filled the bag. Sami went first, putting in a necklace with a pentagram key chain, followed by Jess who put a small piece of card with an image on it, a business card? No, it had a detailed yaoi picture printed on it. KT then followed, putting in a doughnut pendant. Finally, V placed her sharpest pair of scissors in, hoping they'd be safe.

"Now pick" Sami demanded, throwing the bag at four guys as they blindly reached into the bag at the same time, all too high (including Near!) to care. Mello was the first to open his eyes and see his object. A Satan necklace, who's was this? Mello couldn't seem to work it out; it was either the dumb one, or the emo one. Discretely, Sami clicked her tongue as she looked up at him.

She walked over to him, and whispered in his ear, "You're coming with me." He nodded slightly and entered her bedroom, slamming the door behind them and both crashing onto one of the beds.

"Well," Jess said, breaking the silence, "Who's next?" She saw Matt staring at her graphic yaoi picture card. She stood and approached him, grabbing his arm and pulling him into the other bedroom, "Nevermind, you're next."

The door smashed behind them as they sat on his bed, when he eyed her up and dow. "Damn, I'm lucky" he whispered as he pulled her in close and started the game.

Meanwhile outside, Near was staring at the donut in his hand… "I think this is yours, KT"

"Yes," she replied, taking his hand and leading him into the bathroom, "But you're mine too now."

Finally, in the main room, BB sat admiring the beautiful, sharp pair of scissors he'd picked up. They were nice.

"I think you've got my scissors" V said, sitting next to him as she dragged a hand to his face, "I'd like them back."

"Sure thing," BB agreed, "But they might be an interesting asset to this game." He winked seductively at her as they leaned into each other.

After a while, each member of the game lay passed out in their positions. What the hell happened? Would they even remember?