Hey guys hope you enjoyed chapter one. What will Yumiko do now that the whole host club is going to be prying into her private life? Who knows what kind of trouble this could get her into, and will anyone be on her side? Note again, I do not own ouran high school host club :)

It's finally arrived the day that the doors of the host club re-open and the ladies are as impatient as ever to come in and be able to meet with their heart throbs.

"Hey Tamaki what are all of the female hosts suppose to do until guys learn that we are here?" Haruhi said feeling a little odd seeing all of the usual guests as a female.

"Hey Haruhi that's easy just follow my lead." I subtly walked by to the twins table which was occupied by about four girls and themselves holding onto Kachiro's hand. I spun her around and embraced her until I knew every girl at the twins table was looking at us wondering what we were doing.

"My love I wish you could stay with me always but, I need to be free to pleasure all of the other beautiful creatures here as well." With that i turned her towards our table and with a wink slapped her lightly on the butt. She jumped up a bit throwing one foot into the air like a love struck school girl and skipped back to the table. I could here the girls at the table whispering things like "They are so sweet" and "I wish someone would treat me like that too." Exactly as planned I walked over and sat on the table putting a finger under one of the girls chin.

"You are so gorgeous, why don't you come over and talk with us instead of these love sick twins?" With that I kissed her on the hand and walked back to my and Kachiro's table. Within 3 minutes of our little display our table was surrounded by guests. I glanced over at the twins table and they were dumbfounded that I, a girl, was actually able to steal away most of their female guests.

"Damn butch Lesbian." I heard Hikaru curse under his breath. I looked at the girls surrounding my table and actually felt a bit bad. I went back to the twins table and grabbed each of them by the hand.

"What do you want?" Hikaru was not very pleased with me at the moment.

"Come sit with us silly. It's not fun if at least one person at the table doesn't like girls." I giggled like a little kid which seemed to shock both of the boys. Kaoru got up and through his arms around me lifting me into a hug.

"I always knew that somewhere deep down you where adorable!"

"Umm...ok... just come over guys ok." I broke out of Kaoru's embrace and walked back over to my table with both twins following behind. When we got to the table I started looking around and noticed that a lot of the hosts were staring at me. Oh god I think this may have to do with that stupid challenge of Tamaki's. So annoying. After about 20 minutes a really pretty girl walked up to our table and straight up to me. I got into character immediately and stood up putting my hands around her waste.

"Why what a pretty little flower what can I do for you my sweet beauty." From the background you could hear the girls squealing the same way they normally would for the twins 'forbidden love' act and I knew it probably annoyed the hell out of Hikaru. Kaoru didn't seem to be as bothered by it at all though. The girl grabbed onto my sleave an in a very small voice whispered

"Umm can I please talk to you alone for a moment?"

"Of course my little sunflower you can have all of the time that your wonderful heart desires with me." She pulled me away from the table a couple of feet just far enough that no one would hear us talking and immediately blurted out a confession without even changing her expression.

"I like you!" I had no idea what to do. I may act like I like girls just to be a little more popular in the club and I may also play my role very well but I've never actually considered dating one. Plus I didn't even know this girl let alone like her.

"I'm sorry but, there is someone that I already like." For some reason when I said this she didn't seem upset at all.

"Oh ok. Well can you at least tell me who it is?" I was about to say and then it hit me.

"Ok so which host sent you over to ask me this?"

"Oh it was Tamaki. He said he would give me a kiss if I found out who you like for him so please tell me!" Tamaki. What an idiot he has to win in order to room with Haruhi so he's probably going to try whatever he can. I decided I'd have a little fun with him and see how it works out. I ran back to the table and started crying leaving Tamaki's spy standing there with no answer.

"What's wrong Miko?" Kachiro was genuinely could never really tell my fake crying apart from my real crying. No one could.

"Oh Chiro it's terrible! Tamaki said that he is dumping me because he is afraid that Haruhi will find out. He was the guy I liked and we did so many things together how could he just toss me out like this!" I threw myself on her shoulder and started to cry even harder. It was almost hard to not laugh through all of this. All of the sudden I heard a loud crash at the other side of the room and saw Hikaru on top of Tamaki holding him down to the ground.

"How could you do this to them! Haruhi and Miko both deserve way better than you boss! What the hell!?" Tamaki looked so confused I was shocked but all of the sudden I couldn't help it and I burst out laughing. I ran over, dropped to my knees, and hugged Hikaru as tighly as I could.

"Thanks Hika, but calm down a bit It was a joke. Tamaki was using his guests to try and find out who I liked so I thought I would try to get him in some trouble for it. I never expected you to become prince charming and punch the poor guy in the face." I think Hikaru wanted to get mad but at the same time he couldn't. Because everyone knew he would have done something like that too. Me and Hikaru both burst out into laughter but Tamaki didn't look very pleased.

"You devil! Why would you punch me so hard!? Even if I had done whatever she said I did to her t's not like you like her or something so why would you hit me!?" Hikaru's face turned a little bit red but he simply spit back an answer that fit.

"Boss it doesn't matter if I like her or not you shouldn't be messing around with girls feelings that's why I did it." I suddenly had a new found respect for Hikaru, but I didn't plan on stopping my messing with him everyday.