Hey!:) Okay, some good responses for the first chapter, so I guess I'll continue it.:) I'm writing chapter 3 to Irony, My Dear Friend as we speak. So don't you worry, darlings.:D And you might even get a little bit of Edward's point of view in it.;)

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight, but I own this plot. Me, WAZAM. and rain-kissed vampire technically. whatevs.:)

Just then, the bathroom door opened. I turned around and my mouth fell open.

His fell open as well as we both looked at each other in disgust. I could NOT forget that red hair and those honey eyes!

We both rose our arms to point at each other and yelled,

"YOU?!"

"What are you doing in my dorm?!" I yelled angrily.

"Your dorm? This is MY dorm!" the boy yelled.

I groaned and sat on the bed. "Isn't it restricted to have two sexes in the same dorm?" I asked.

"Apparently not," he said rudely.

I scoffed.

"Hey, what perfume are you wearing?" he asked all of a sudden.

"You're asking me about my perfume when you obviously see the situation we're in? Ugh! Fine, if you're not gonna fix it, I will," I said, getting off the bed and heading towards the door.

"I want to fix it too!" he yelled back and walked behind me.

We both went straight to the administration office and looked the front desk lady straight in the eye.

"Ma'am, there's a problem," I said, annoyed.

"What seems to be the problem?" she asked, a little scared.

The boy rolled his eyes, "Please excuse her, she has no decensy."

I swear, smoke would've come out of my ears if it was possible.

"You see, we've been assigned to the same room," he started.

The lady's eyes started to widden in curiosity.

"Yes, so you see, I really don't want to be stuck with him-," I pointed at him, "-in a dorm for a year."

She tapped on her computer. "What are your names?"

"Edward Cullen," he said, so smoothl- STOP IT!

"Isabella Swan," I said.

We looked at each other as she typed, glaring daggers.

"Edward?" I snickered at his old-fashioned name.

He hmphed! and smirked right after, "Isabella."

"It's Bella!" I retorted.

"Oh yes, I see the problem. Let me contact the principle, he can handle this. One moment please," she called the principle and then led us to his room.

"In here, dearies," she opened the door and we both walked in. Then the front desk lady closed the door with a:

SWING!

Shut.

Silence..

Silence..

"WHAT?!"

"But Mr. Barns-"

"It's against the rules!"

"You and your damn rules, Isabella!"

"Shut it, Eddie! Sir, you can't possibly-"

"Sir, we can't be in the same dorm-"

"Isn't there something you could-"

"She's a disgrace to all women!"

"Yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Well, YOUR FACE!"

"My face? What is that? A "your mom" but in reverse?"

"Yes! On account that...your face looks like a rabbit in pain right now."

"Oh wow, very mature! What are you, five?"

"Six, actually. I'm six, Edward!"

"For the love of-"

"Sir, please, can't you-

"QUIEEEEEEET!"

Silence...

Silence...

Edward and I left the room, totally upset.

"There has to be some room available, how is there none available?" I groaned as we walked outside.

"Yeah well, there's not. And there's no way I can move in with my friends cause they're way too messy and plus the counselors check in on us at night," he stated, stuffing his hands in his jean pockets.

"Why would they do that?" I asked.

"Because there's no boys allowed in the girl's dorms after 9..." he said, the meaning of it sinking in.

"OH wow! That's ironic," I cried.

He laughed, something I didn't expect. Probably being sarcastic or something. Suddenly I checked my phone: 12:55.

"Oh my gosh, I have to go," I said, running to the opposite direction.

"Um, okay?" Edward said.

I ran, surprisingly not tripping over my feet, and finally made it to the cafeteria. No sign of Alice, though. I walked around the cafeteria building and saw the back of Alice's head near some benches and three other people with her. I gulped, swallowed my nervousness, and walked to them. Alice turned before I could even tap her on the shoulder and smiled brightly.

"Bella!" she exclaimed and ran to hug me.

She grabbed my wrist and dragged me to the group.

My god, they were all beautiful! I felt self-concious again all of a sudden.

"Okay, gang, this is Bella! The girl I was telling you about," Alice introduced.

"Oh yeah, the girl that Emmett made a song for?" the blonde male snickered.

"Awww yeah! Rhianna, all the way," the one called Emmett said.

"Under my Umbrella-BELLA-BELLA-eh-eh-eh. Under my Umbrella-BELLA-BELLA-is-the-e-e-eeerrree," Emmett started singing in the female voice she could.

Everyone started laughing, "What the hell, Emmett?"

I couldn't control my giggles. Okay, so it wasn't gonna be awkward or anything. Phew.

"Emmett, baby, please. You can't sing like Rhianna," the beautiful blonde girl groaned as she hugged his shoulder.

Alice squealed, "Okay, okay. Introduction time!"

The three stood up and introduced themselves.

"I'm Jasper."

"I'm Rosalie."

"I'm hungry!"

Everyone stared at Emmett stupidly. He raised his hands up in defense, "Whaaaat? I am! I'm sorry, Bella. My name is Emmett, and I'm hungry."

"Hello, Emmett," everyone, including me, said like in a rehab groups.

"Heeeeey! Wait just a darn second!" Alice exclaimed.

"What?" Rosalie asked.

"Where is Edward?" Alice asked, her arms crossed.

"Edward?" I asked, hoping it wasn't-

"Hey guys! Sorry, I'm late," Edward Cullen panted as he stood in front of Alice.

We took one look at each other and yelped, "YOU?!"

Alice grinned evily. "Oh, what's this? You know each other? Are you guys pointing and yelling because you can't believe how hot the both of you are and you can't wait to get married and have 100 pretty babies?"

Everyone stared at her ridiculously.

"No! What are you talking about? I can't stand her!" Edward groaned.

I stuck out my tounge.

Jasper came in between the two of us. "Whoa whoa, calm down. What's with the tension?" he asked, chuckling.

"Yeah, Edward. Did something bite you in the ass?" Emmett laughed.

Edward scowled and crossed his arms, regaining his posture.

"No," Edward replied.

I wanted to cry in frustration. Ugh! The nerve of some people.

"Don't worry, Bella. Edward's just been having a bad day. It's not personal," Rosalie explained.

Edward glared at me and I stuck out my tounge.

"Yeah, he's had a really bad day, apparently. Was it James?" Emmett asked, slapping Edward's back rather loudly.

"I don't wanna talk about it," Edward started.

"Okay! Then let's go eat," Alice said, as she smiled wickedly.

"I think she has something up her sleeve," Jasper whispered to Rosalie loud enough for me to hear.

The rest of the day went by smoothly. We ate at the Subway inside of the school grounds, and it was pretty good. In the meantime Rosalie and Alice explained where my classes were, and that apparently I had some classes with them. I didn't talk to Edward, and niether did he. We were both in two different worlds.

After lunch, they gave me a more detailed tour and we even went outside and they showed me the little there was of Forks. And then we came back into the school grounds by 6 and we all went our seperate ways. Alice and Rosalie were in my dorm building (as well as Edward), but Jasper and Emmett were in the other boy dorm building that wasn't destroyed. Just my luck.

Alice and Rosalie dropped me off at my room and I went inside to find Edward taking off his shirt.

"Ew! I don't need to see that!" I exclaimed, closing my eyes.

He chuckled and I opened my eyes. Wow. His chest. His abs. Those arms!

"Admit it, I'm not that ugly looking, am I?" he teased.

"Ugh! Whatever. I've seen better," I said. Which was soooo not true.

He feigned a look of hurt. "Oh really? That is a total lie, Isabella Swan," he laughed.

I glared at him and went to my bag and started un-packing things. Just when I was about to take out my underwear to put it in the drawers, I looked up at him and found him staring.

Don't look at his chest. Don't look at his chest. Don't look at his chest.

"Will you please go take a shower, perv? You kinda smell," I pinched my nose to emphasize.

Edward gave me an annoyed look. "What, you don't like my man stink?" he teased as he entered the shower.

"No!" I said as he closed the bathroom door.

When he finally came out, drops of water falling from his hair to his body and a towel low on his waist, I was already done packing everything into my closet and drawers and reading a book. I couldn't help but stare a little at the drops of water grazing his toned chest and abs.

"Hey, Bella?"

"Hmm?" I asked, snapping out of my state.

"You wanna take a picture, maybe?" Edward chuckled as he walked to his closet.

"I'm so sure!" I retorted, that stupid little phrase got stuck to me. I heard it a lot today.

"How sure are you?" he smirked as he opened his closet.

I scoffed and grabbed my pj's. "Why don't you just stare at the mirror and fall in love, Edward?"

He laughed loudly right before I closed the door to the bathroom.

When I came back, I found him sitting on his bed in basketball short-length blue shorts. He was on his laptop typing something.

"Hey Edward?" I asked as I stood in next to the bathroom door frame.

He looked up from his screen and looked at me in a way that made me feel self-concious. He didn't look away, though!

"Edward!" I screeched as I looked down. I didn't forget to put on my shorts did I? No. Phew!

"Huh?" he asked, dumbstruck.

I laughed. "You didn't, umm...tell them that we're roomies, did you?" I asked. I really didn't want them to know. I didn't want to start a whole riot with Alice.

"No way! I don't wanna start a whole riot with Alice," he replied.

Oh wow. Get out of my head, hottie!

"Oh okay. Good. I think we should just, not tell them. If that's okay with you," I said, grabbing my towel from the floor and starting to walk to my closet.

"Hey Bella? I know we started off on the wrong foot. I was just having a really horrible day. I'm not usually that rude. Will you forgive me and start over?" Edward asked, shutting his laptop and standing up next to his bed.

I turned around in surprise. He looked genuine, so I smiled and started to walk forward to him.

"I think we should. I was reall-AAHHH!" just then, my foot caught onto the strap of Edward's backpack that was conviniently placed in between our beds and fell. I pouted in the slight pain when suddenly I heard him chuckle a little. Then, realization dawned on me!

"You jerk! You did that on purpose!" I yelled.

He put his hands up in innocence. "I swear it wasn't me! I'm sorry, I'm not used to other people living with me," he said, offering his hand.

I huffed and held it. I felt sparks shoot up my arm as he helped me up. I ignored them, however.

"I don't believe you. Now earning my trust is going to be way harder," I scolded as I walked to my bed and untucked the bed.

"It wasn't even my fault! Don't be so spoiled, Bella," Edward exhaled in slight annoyance.

"Spoiled?" I asked in disbelief.

"No! That's not what I meant. I-...." Edward sighed and walked to his bed to get under the covers just as I did.

"How about I try tomorrow again?" he asked, smiling at me goofily.

I smiled in amusement. "Okay, deal."

"Awesome. So uh, are you gonna stay up? I'm gonna go to sleep," Edward stated.

"No, I'm gonna sleep too," I replied and put my head on the pillow. Wow, it was really soft.

"Okay, then I'm gonna turn off the light," he said as he extended his arm and turned off the lamp that was in the night stand in the middle of the beds.

The room was enveloped with darkness except for the light that came from the light curtain of the wide window. I started to close my eyes as I sighed. I was very tired.

"Night, Bella," Edward mumbled as he positioned himself to sleep.

"Night," I replied and let sleep envelop me.

o-o-o-o-o-o

"Bella?"

I looked around but only saw white.

"Who's there?"

"It's me, Bella!" the little boy's voice said.

"The boy I made a promise to?" I asked.

"The boy? Wait, you don't remember my name?" he asked sadly.

"I'm sorry! What's your name? Please tell me!" I pleaded.

"Well what's the fun in that? It would be cheating if I told you. Guess!"

"Uh...Harry?"

"Try something less Harry Potter, Bella!" the boy giggled.

I was silent in thought.

"Alright I'll give you a hint. It starts with an E!" he said.

"Wait, an E?"

"Wake up Bella" he said.

"No! Tell me your name, please," I pleaded.

"Bella, wake up! You're gonna be late!" the boy's voice transformed to a much older, and a very smooth and charming voice.

"What?"

"Wake up Bella!" the yell was clear in my ear.

I woke up to find Edward, already dressed, shaking my shoulders. I shot up and looked at the clock: 7:20.

"At what time does school start?" I asked, in panic.

"The late bell rings at 7:45. Don't worry, you should be thanking my very loud voice. You talk in your sleep, did you know that? It took a while for my voice to overpower yours," he teased.

I blushed and groaned. "Sorry!"

"It's fine, now get ready," he said as he moved to put his things in his bag.

I nodded and opened my closet.

Alrighty, first day of school. Joy.

I didn't want to make it too long because I wanted for you guys to read this while I finished chapter 3 of Irony, My Dear Friend. I haven't given up on it! I have some surprises in there for you guys.;) So the next chapter will be a little longer, hopefully. This was just a filler chapter, kind of. Reviews make me happy.:)

WAZAM