Volvo Chunks Part.2
Warning: If you feel offended by everything that's going to be said on this parody, I apologize because I do the same thing when everyone's saying things about them but I guess that rubbed on me. Sorries. Plus parody is going to have some stuff in it even if you don't like it. (For crying out loud)
Summary: How Edward reacts when Bella Freaks up his car.
(Please note that this is where we left off.)
Dictionary: *Actions* When you see those stars that means
There doing something.
(Settings) this will come up when they went somewhere of moved to another room.
Speak: What the person is saying.
Edward:*Angry as hell* W.T.F Bella how in the hell did that happen.
Bella:*Makes her confused retarded look and bites her lip for the millionth time* I was driving it and everything was going so well at first, and then that's when I drove to the drug store and picked up some bears for me and you.
Edward: Where's the pack of beer Bella?
Bella:* Making a dumb drunk face* I drunk it all silly, He ha, and then when I was in your car I started drinking it all and it was goooooood, that's when Bam booom Crackle Tackle. And that's all I could remember.
Edward: How in the hell can your stupid but get drunk you're a vampire.
Bella:*Tries to make self look sexy, even if she turned out to be looking like a horny cow* The Phlooresence.
Edward:* real pissed* that was a 100Million car dammit!
Bella: *Laughs like a drunken hobo*
Edward: I am going to kill you! *Edward chokes Bella until her head come clean off*
Bella: *Screams and laughs at same time*
Edward: That's what you get from wrecking my ride home dog.
*Edward smiles his smile Bella loves but he was so angry it made him look like an rapist and he ripped more of her and then put her in the fire.*
Bella: *Yelps* I will get you Ed- *and she's dead*
The Freaking end.
*This could have been a little funnier but I was being retarded and rushed threw it* Oh sorry there was suppose to be other characters in the story but it was hard to fit them in the rest of the story so just Scratch those names that are not mentioned out.