Believer in Christ: The Holy One has return. I know you aren't talking about me.Christ Himself: Yes you have. You have been blessed. Oh shit, this again. Wait, does this meaning the afore mentioned "Holy One" wasn't Jesus, but BIC?Believer in Christ: And with this blessing I will rid the world demons. World demons? Like Saturn and Mars? Probably more like Pluto, the little planet that was. Christ Himself: The unholy ones are thee, Theia47, SonnyGoten, ImagingThings and TheBratMan. I bet their PMs blew up after this with people congratulating them. Seriously looking them up now.Believer in Christ: Thee have wage war on our lord Jesus Christ and must be ridden! Jesus talks like My Immortal's "Volsemort"Chirst Himself: And Alistairlevi13 for serving the dark lord Satan! This is real mature, calling them out while you hide behind a computer screen. Believer in Christ: May all these wevil ones burn in hell! Amen. WEEEEEvil Christ Himself: Bless my son. No thanks, I don't feel like kissing any babies today.Believer in Christ: Thank you my lord! Amen and amen.

Defeating the Whore!

A prayer (speak it out load to be save, you unholy ones. If you do not do so, then to the depth of hell you unsaved souls will go forever! Yay! Me likey fire!): I believe in everyone that is spoken with this holy word, and will follow it so the full command, even ridding the world of those flithly atheist! Amen and amen! Aw, that's cute. Did you write that yourself?

And the daughter of any priest, if she profane herself by playing the whore, she profaneth her father: she shall be burnt with fire. -Leviticus 21:9 Bit harsh, don't ya think? And she shall be burnt...WITH FIRE!

And we met to plan a attack on those evil beings. We discussed their weakness, and their desires to turn the good Christian world away from our glorious one and only great god of all nation, our lord Jesus Christ (fear all you athiest, jewish, muslim, buddhist and all others that defy this great God that will punish you and send you to hell, where you will burn for in all eternal history, where your body will torn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where you will be eaten by all foul breast I can imagine the guys and maybe some of the girls would like that. It'd be like they're dying by suffocating while motorboating.Foul breast. Must be a French girl, then. You will all be punish, WE WILL BE PUNISH! Is he trying to say we will just make terrible puns for the rest of our life? all of you. God does not put up with such evil things with this God fearing nation. And that nation is not just America, but all of the world. I wasn't aware that the whole world is one nation. He lacks geographical knowledge. This is God`s world! And you athiest must convert, pray for all your wrong doings, and believe that our lord Jesus Christ is the one and only true God! Amen).

So we decided that we will attack a rational study group, A rational study group?! Why?! for they work foul thins which the lord Jesus Christ forbid. We brought hundred of our most faithful servents to come along to see such Godful work!

"All hail Stan" they yelled. Stan? Like as in, Stan Marsh? I love South Park! This rational study group just keeps getting better! "We will serve the devil. We will corrupt the nation of God to bring everyone too hell, where they will will burn for in all eternal history, where their body will tourn apart, and spread across a endless, lifeless land, where they will be eaten by all foul breast. We must KILL GOD! GOD IS DEAD!" Wait, if God is dead, why do they have to kill God? I was so dishearten by this comment that I want to rip the mans head of and fed it to the dog. Anger issues, much?

"Behold the greatest servent of the lord" I yelled to those foul things that call themselves people. "I have come to kill you all in the glory of our lord Jesus Christ". Dude. You sound like Charles Manson.

"On behalf of our Satanic god Zeus, God of Whores, we will slain you all. And we will send to hell!" said Clarisse La Rue, the leader of such an evil gang. Mad as I could be, I ran towards her and sliced of her unholy, God-riding hair! OH NOES! YOU CUT HER HAIR! HOW CAN SHE LIVE? You monster! Her head rolled on the ground as the unbelievers scream. Wait, what? "I said I only wanted a TRIM! TO GET RID OF THE SPLIT ENDS!" As the began to run we cached up to them and killed them all. We left the bodies to rot in the group, for they did not deserved to be buried. That's what Nazis did to Jews. This is actually really disgusting me right now. We left people to guard the bodies, to stop any of the unbelievers into getting them. Really? Not even letting them near their dead?

The memory of the just is blessed: but the name of the wicked shall rot. -Proverbs 10:7

And we came across a temple that is a worship ground of the evil goddess Artemis, where she and her daughters kill holy lambs to the god of whores. And it made me sick! Why would a god(ess) sacrifice to another god? Artemis is an eternal virgin, and she takes abstinence to an extreme. How would she have daughters, and why sacrifice to whores?

"You must all be punish" Do you have any idea how to use suffixes or are you just stupid? Probably the latter. I yelled Definitely the latter. to the sinners, the filth of the Godful world that our lord Jesus Christ rules over for eternal history, ever and ever, amen and amen! "You must boy down to our God (the only truth that must be offered in this day and age) or witness the wrath of Jesus of Nazareth, who is the one and only true God! Amen. Commit!" But I'm afraid of commitment! And this is all happening so fast!

"We will never bowed down to your Godful kind, for we want to corrupt the youth and bring war upon the world. This is stupid. Why would they admit doing bad? This fanfic just makes no sense. WE ARE THE CAUSE FOR EVERYTHING, INCLUDING WORLD WAR 1 AND 2, Well, he's actually right... THE WAR IN IRAQ, AND THE VIETNAM WAR. BUT not the French and Indian War. Or any Revolutionary War. Or any Civil War. So, they AREN'T the cause of everything. SO THERE. WE WANT TO BRING SUFFERING TO EVERYONE! We will send every single God fearing Christian servents of the lord Jesus Christ to the death row! You will all be punished" It takes years for people on Death Row to actually be executed. said Annabeth, Zeus most famous whore! Annabeth didn't sleep with anyone, and that includes Zeus. She was a candidate for Artemis' hunters.

"All praise and glory to Jesus Christ, to whom I owe everything" I declared to the Dogful Woof! Woof! and Christian like world! Christian like? Oh, I get it! Dogful. So all dogs are Christian now. And all Christians go to heaven in this guys mind, right? And all dogs go to heaven. ;D BOOM- I MADE LOGIC!

Annabeth laughed. "Those ways are old and tired. Our way is much better" she screamed. Greek Mythology and such is, I believe, older than Christianity.

"But at least our way works! Amen" Why does he keep saying amen at places where it doesn't fit? I don't amen know amen. I said to the Satanic and filthful whore. So I charged at her, grabbed her hair, and dragged her across the muddy and filthful road, where I got an axe and sliced her head open, and let all kinds of Godful worms eat her alive, letting none of her brain to survive. Ew. And that was fast. And all of the other "whores" just stood around and watched...?

THE WHORE WAS FINALLY DEAD! AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN! AND AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN! AND AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN AND AMEN!

And we had a holy party where we prayed to God and sang hymns of his greatness and glory. We did not drink, nor did we have sex, Lame party, bro. that will make us look bad. You're worried about looking bad? I'm surprised you didn't say anything about us being satanic perverts for thinking you sinned. We were Christians and did not live like those filthy Atheist that mush all die! Amen. YOU MUSH ALL DIE!

PS: Priest do not have sex, so the church is not in trouble. It is holy and will be obey by all people! And I needed to know this becaaaauuuuuseeee...?