So here I am, sitting on the grass, playing with my hair, and most importantly bored. There is nothing to do. Jake was on patrol, Sam was well being Sam with Emily, Paul was angry with me (I pushed him into the lake on patrol once!), Quil was on patrol with Jake and Embry was…. Somewhere! I got it…. Hehehe!
Your probably wondering, if Bella is vampire, how is she such good friends with all these vamp hating werewolfs? You see, I am 1/3 vamp, 1/3 werewolf 9which is why I am still here!) and 1/3 shapeshifter. And since I am all these I can read werewolfs minds in my vampire form.
I looked in Embry's mind and saw that he was at the beach walking all alone. Muahahaha! I turned into a falcon and sped to the beach. I made in less than 20 seconds and spotted Embry playing with the sand. I flew right down over his head, scaring him and screeching in a falcon yell.
"Stupid birds! Watch it!' He screamed.
I schreeched again and continued to swoop down on Embry. I finally became bored and landed on a post. (hehe!). Embry cam up to me and looked me in the eyes.
"Please do not bother me again flacon thing." He begged thinking that he could speak falcon. I nodded and flapped my wings.
"You.. you understood me?" he gasped.
' I nodded again and coughed a laughed.
"Wow! I speak falcon!" He yelled. "Can I understand you?'
I shook my head and schreeched again.
"bummer." He mumbled.
I Nodded and schreeched again. I then pecked him and motioned him to follow me. I flew slowly like a regular falcon would and finally reached a random spot in the woods.
"why are we here?" he asked confusingly.
I shook my feathers and schreeched loudly. I shook my head up and down.
"What?! I can't understand you!" he yelled.
"Yeah. You can. See?" I changed my voice to a male one.
'What! Oh my god!!!!!!! I…. Can… spreak…. Holy… crap… a…. moly!!!!" he was talking so fast and high like a girl, I couldn't help but laugh.
"Aren't you going to go tell your friends?" I asked.
"Hell ya! Stay right here!" he ran away and I returned to my vampire form, laughing histically. I heard him coming with everyone in the pack and I returned to my falcon form. I sat as I was on the tree branch and planned my genius plan.
"See I told you the falcon was here! Watch!" he walked up to the branch and said, "Hey."
I did absoluetley nothing. I stared at him and schreeched.
"Here are my friends!" he whispered. "Please talk!"
I just stared at hima dn cocked my head sideways. I stretched my wings and flew into the sky. I heard Embry yelling ,"What are you doing?"
I laughed and glided down. I used my male voice once again.
"I was flying."
Everyone gasped at how they saw a talking falcon! Jake got his phone out and started recording this, which made it impossible to not laugh.
"See everyone! I am not crazy!" Ebry yelled, satisfied.
"Yeah you are actually. You all are." I used my voice and transformed into my vampire form. "You all fell for that once again. And that concludes todays Embry's and everyone elses stupid minds show. Goodnight!" I laughed and transformed into my vampire cheetah and ran away as they all were gasping, hitting their foreheads and yelling at Embry.
I laughed and sat down and looked at the now night sky.