-----Okay, let's see if I can do a little better with this chapter-----
Peter: Here –He hands Eddie a bowl-
Eddie: Well, after all that we just went through to get the ice cream, I don't even want it anymore.
Peter: What! Come on Eddie, just please eat the ice cream!
Eddie: Why do you want me to eat it so badly?!
Peter: Because…ice cream is good?
Eddie: Yeah right, for all I know, you probably pissed in it.
Peter: No I didn't! I just think that since you helped get the ice cream, that you should eat some too.
Eddie: …Seriously?
Peter: Seriously.
Eddie: Okay, I guess so…
(Eddie eats the ice cream.)
Peter: So, what do you think?
Eddie: It's…good! I don't ever remember eating this flavor. What is it?
Peter: Oh, it's just my favorite flavor…butter pecan…
Eddie: -drops the bowl- Peter, please tell me this is a joke…
Peter: Nope. So, do you like it?
Eddie: P-peter! I'm allergic to pecans!
Peter: You were serious about that! I thought you just said that because you didn't want butter pecan ice cream!
Eddie: -coughing- No! I gotta go!
(Eddie runs out of Peter's house.)
Peter: Holy crap! Maybe I should go help Eddie...after ice cream.
(Peter finishes the rest of his ice cream. He waits for a few hours and leaves to Eddie's house.)
-Outside- Nighttime
Peter: -reaches into his pocket- What the…is this that stupid cologne that Harry had in Wal-Mart! Why the hell did I take it from him? Oh well, as long as I don't spray it, I don't have to worry about anyone chasing after me.
(Peter puts the spray back in his pocket when suddenly his Spider-sense goes off and he realizes that someone is approaching quickly.)
Peter: -turns around- Holy crap!
(Someone punches him into a nearby empty park.)
Peter: …ow…was that someone riding a floating snowboard wearing a paintball outfit?
(Peter looks closer at the person floating about him.)
Peter: Is that…no-it can't be!
Person: That's right Peter.
Peter: HARRY! Hot damn! What do you think you're doing?!
Harry: You shouldn't act so surprised, besides, you knew this was coming Pete!
(Harry takes out a pumpkin bomb and is about to throw it.)
Peter: WHAT!? I never knew this was coming! That thought never even crossed my mind!
Harry: -drops the pumpkin bomb- Wait, what? You mean that you never thought of me coming back as a cool, strong, super villain who is getting revenge on you for killing my father?!
Peter: Well…I knew that you would probably get revenge because you THINK that I killed your father, but I never imagined you being cool or strong.
Harry: Oh…well, um...
(Harry is standing there thinking.)
Peter: Okay…bye Harry!
(Peter swings away.)
Harry: Damn it! Get back here!
(Harry catches up to Peter and they begin to fight in the sky. After they fight for a few more minutes, Peter and Harry land in front of a crowed building.)
Peter: -stops fighting and starts running away- (In his mind: Crap! I can't use my powers in front of all of these people! I'll have to figure out another way to get Harry away from me!)
(As Peter is running, Harry throws a razor bat at his feet.)
Peter: -falls- Ow! I fell on that stupid cologne in my pocket!
Harry: -grabs a pumpkin bomb- There's nothing to help you now! Good-bye Pete!
Peter: -looks at the spray then looks at Harry- I hope this works!
(Peter unscrews the top off of the cologne and throws the bottle at Harry.)
Harry: -looks down at his outfit- Why would you throw that at me?! That won't do anything!
Peter: -smirking- I have three words for you. Look out behind you Harry.
Harry: What?
(Harry turns around and sees all of the girls who were standing by the building chasing after him.)
Peter: HA HA HA HA!
Harry: -flying away on the glider- Peter, I swear I'll get you back for this!
Peter: -still laughing- ah…whatever.
(Peter just walks away laughing. He goes back to the empty park and sits on a bench.)
Peter: -sighs- That was awesome but…now I'm tired out. I think that I'll just rest on this bench for a while.
(Peter leans on the bench and begins to doze off. Moments later, a small rock falls from the sky and lands in the park. Something black begins to ooze from the rock and it slides up the bench and onto Peter's back.)