Disclaimer: I do not own LOZ, The Coca-Cola company, the postal service, or the phrase YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO! However, the DFA (deluded fruitcakes anonymous) owes me mortgage, so technically I own them. BOO FROOTKAKES.

Chapter 2, Mail's here take two

The director, my friend Carl, was waiting impatiently for me to get the new link for the video game. The old link was too stupid.

Carl, meet my neibour Mindy, aka Andy Mendohlson, the new link.

"Hi, mr diretcor guy person. when do" suddenly he went in to slow motion "weeee ssshhhhooooooooot? IIII'mmm" for somereason started knawing on a nearby fresca bottle "ready."

"Is he wacked in the head?"asked carl.

Wasn't the other link? I believe he is playing airplaine around the snack bar.

"Good point. Everybody to their places! Scene one, dream, and ACTION!!!"

Link was dreaming linkish dreams like hitting ninjas with newspapers, being a 50-foot tall chickenwith an AK-47, and hacking a robotic deku baba. Then, it shifted to a completely unlinkish dream. He was standing under a castle eating licoricein a thunderstorm. there was a rider on horseback holding a girl. the girl looked like she waned to talk to link, buther horse raced by so fast!Then, a strangs man clad in bacl on a horse came up...

"Cut. Nice work, dudes. Second Scene, Deku tree" A man hides behind an animatronic tree"and Navi" The real Navi comes up wearing a postal service outfit."Action!"

"Navi?"

"..."

"Navi, Come hither. Navi the fairy, listen to my words, the words of the deku tree. Dost thou sense it? The government is feeling wary of the postal service's deeds here. Also, there is the climate of evil, and the monsters. Malevolent forces are even now gathering supplies to attack hyrule. For centures..."rambled the deku tree

"you wanted something?" asked navi

"The Kokiri forest, source of life..."

"Mr-all-powerful-exalted-deku-tree-dude? Coulja get on with it?"

"has served as a boundary, deterring outsiders..."

"GET ON WITH IT OR SO HELP ME I WILL BLOW YOU AWAY WITH C4 PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!!!!!!!"

"Okay, Okay. It seems the time has come for the boy without a fairy to start a journey. Go! Find him and bring him to me! also, give him these letters: they are addresed to him."the deku tree produced a two pound bag of letters, 4 times the weight of the slim fairy

"Cut! Good work. we retire until sunday."

RandR or fred flintstone will yell YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO int your ear for all time.