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Name: Effie Trinket

Age:*cough* 20 *cough*

Gender: Female

Relationship Status: Single thank you very much.

Status Update: Just spilled water on my table...ahhhhhhhh!

Effie`s Wall


Cato: It's just water...it's not like its poison or something.

Effie: It was MAHOGANY.

Katniss: Big whoop.

Clove: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUS STUPID TABLE!

Marvel: Chill with the Caps Clove.

Clove: NEVER I KIND OF BROKE IT BUT...YEA NEVER

Marvel: Don't you know how to fix it.

Clove: WAIT LET ME TRY.

Marvel: You do that Clove.

Clove: HKFHBLKmjkf fixed it.

Peeta: Bravo Bravo applause for Clove who knows how to fix a key board.

Cato: OMG did Lover Boy just use sarcasm for the first time.

Katniss: Yea bring the cake out every body.


Cato loves killing people and chopping dummies heads off.

Comments:

Katniss: You really need to get checked for mental instability.

Thresh, Foxface, Rue, Peeta, Primand Marvel like this.

Thresh: Last time I checked you liked chopping human heads of too.

Cato: Right I forgot.

Cato loves killing people and copping Thresh`s head off.

Foxface: I don't think that`s what he meant.

Clove: That's what we received.


Rue: Hey thanks Katniss for making me smell like flowers.

Katniss: *sniffle* DEEP IN THE MEDOW, UNDER THE WILLOW, A BED OF GRASS A SOFT GREEN PILLOW, SO LAY DOWN YOUR HEAD AND CLOSE YOUR SLEEPY EYES, AND WHEN AGAIN THEY OPEN THE SUN WILL RISE.

Marvel: You guys make me feel so happy inside. It was nice to hear your singing when I died even if you weren't singing to me and you killed me.

Glimmer: You are an idiot.

Marvel: I`m glad I am appreciated.

Rue: Yea...Why did you kill me?

Marvel: Kill or be killed right.

Katniss: Or in your case kill and be killed.

Clove: He`s too dumb to know what that means.

Marvel: You are all so judgemental!


Name: Gale Hawthorn

Age: My parents haven't bothered to tell me.

Gender: Male

Relationship Status: I love you Katniss!

Status Update: I HATE PEETA, I LOVE KATNISS, I HATE PEETA, And I LOVE KATNISS.

Gale`s wall.


Katniss: Gale I only like you as a friend.

Peeta: Oh you heard her.

Katniss: Peeta I only like you as a friend.

Gale: Haha you just got owned Peeta.

Haymitch: bhfdkgsighrgbthj

Peeta: Are you drunk again Haymitch?

Effie: Isn't he always?

Peeta: True that.

Cato: Who says true that anymore?

Prim:...I do.

Katniss: Leave my sister alone Cato.

Cato: She's the one that joined the conversation.

Katniss: Whatever.


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