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Name: Effie Trinket
Age:*cough* 20 *cough*
Gender: Female
Relationship Status: Single thank you very much.
Status Update: Just spilled water on my table...ahhhhhhhh!
Effie`s Wall
Cato: It's just water...it's not like its poison or something.
Effie: It was MAHOGANY.
Katniss: Big whoop.
Clove: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUS STUPID TABLE!
Marvel: Chill with the Caps Clove.
Clove: NEVER I KIND OF BROKE IT BUT...YEA NEVER
Marvel: Don't you know how to fix it.
Clove: WAIT LET ME TRY.
Marvel: You do that Clove.
Clove: HKFHBLKmjkf fixed it.
Peeta: Bravo Bravo applause for Clove who knows how to fix a key board.
Cato: OMG did Lover Boy just use sarcasm for the first time.
Katniss: Yea bring the cake out every body.
Cato loves killing people and chopping dummies heads off.
Comments:
Katniss: You really need to get checked for mental instability.
Thresh, Foxface, Rue, Peeta, Primand Marvel like this.
Thresh: Last time I checked you liked chopping human heads of too.
Cato: Right I forgot.
Cato loves killing people and copping Thresh`s head off.
Foxface: I don't think that`s what he meant.
Clove: That's what we received.
Rue: Hey thanks Katniss for making me smell like flowers.
Katniss: *sniffle* DEEP IN THE MEDOW, UNDER THE WILLOW, A BED OF GRASS A SOFT GREEN PILLOW, SO LAY DOWN YOUR HEAD AND CLOSE YOUR SLEEPY EYES, AND WHEN AGAIN THEY OPEN THE SUN WILL RISE.
Marvel: You guys make me feel so happy inside. It was nice to hear your singing when I died even if you weren't singing to me and you killed me.
Glimmer: You are an idiot.
Marvel: I`m glad I am appreciated.
Rue: Yea...Why did you kill me?
Marvel: Kill or be killed right.
Katniss: Or in your case kill and be killed.
Clove: He`s too dumb to know what that means.
Marvel: You are all so judgemental!
Name: Gale Hawthorn
Age: My parents haven't bothered to tell me.
Gender: Male
Relationship Status: I love you Katniss!
Status Update: I HATE PEETA, I LOVE KATNISS, I HATE PEETA, And I LOVE KATNISS.
Gale`s wall.
Katniss: Gale I only like you as a friend.
Peeta: Oh you heard her.
Katniss: Peeta I only like you as a friend.
Gale: Haha you just got owned Peeta.
Haymitch: bhfdkgsighrgbthj
Peeta: Are you drunk again Haymitch?
Effie: Isn't he always?
Peeta: True that.
Cato: Who says true that anymore?
Prim:...I do.
Katniss: Leave my sister alone Cato.
Cato: She's the one that joined the conversation.
Katniss: Whatever.
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