Disclaimer: I do not own warriors, or Jeff Dunham's Aachmed
On in 5,4,3,2,
Raggedtail: Hello one, and hello all, welcome to my show,
Sunkit, Blizzardkit and Qucckkit: Truth or dare, done right!!!
Raggedtail: yes, Truth and dare, done right!!
*Off screen* Crookedtail: Apprenteces, over here.
Redtail: Ok.
Goldenpaw: Boss! *Focuses camera on Crookedtail*.
Crookedtail: Before we start the show I would like to say to all happy Thanksgiving and Black Friday!
Raggedtail: Crookedtail, did you go shopping?
Crookedtail: Of coarse I didn't, we are cats you stupid duck.
Raggedtail: um…we are Thunder clan, we don't hunt ducks, River clan, does, we hunt mice.
Crookedtail: Speaking of mice lets get on with our first dare.
Raggedtail: Ok, press the remote!
Sunkit: I got it, I got it!!
Quickkit: no you don't *steals remote:
Both: *fighting*
Blizzardkit: *steals remote* here you go sir!!
*Big screen pops out of wall*
Raggedtail: We have a dare from Bleachpaw [the bleach diary]
Dare: Get Darkstripe to dress up as Minnie Mouse, go up to Mousewhisker, and say, "I'm your inner self!" He'll totally freak : I hate Darkstripe and I don't like Minnie Mouse. And Mousewhisker just happens to have 'Mouse' in his name . . .Obviously, Mousewhisker can't know it's a dare, so it's just for Darkstripe and Minnie.
*Screen disappears*
Raggedtail: ha, that would be funny!
Crookedtail: Redpaw, set the teleport to the bad kitty forest.
Redpaw: OK!! *Sets teleport*
Raggedtail: Kits, press the big teleport button!!!
*Darkstripe appears* Darkstripe: Why am I here?
Crookedtail: You are dared to Dress up as Minnie mouse and go up to Mousewhisker and say, "I'm your inner self!"
Darkstripe: Why would I do that?
Raggedtail: Because if you don't, you will get a major punishment!
Darkstripe: Sheesh, ill do it, as long as you leave me alone afterwards.
Crookedtail: Kewl
Raggedtail: Kits! Get the costume!
Quickkit: here you go, sir!
Darkstripe *in costume* Aww, I look so creepy, I like it!
Redpaw, Goldenpaw, and all the kits: AWKWARD!!!!!
Darkstripe: watch it, I kill you
Redpaw: sure
Darkstripe: SILENCE! I KILLLLL YOUUUUU!!!!
Goldenpaw: ha, he funny!
Raggedtail: Redpaw, set up the teleport to Thunder clan territory, warriors den
Redpaw: sure
Darkstripe: *disappears into teleport*
AT THE FOREST
Darkstripe: now where is this mouse? *Walks into Warriors den*
Mousewhisker: *whispering* Berrynose, who is the mouse?
Berrynose:??? It's kinda cute
Darkstripe: Look, mousewhisker, im your inner self!!!!
Mousewhisker: Whaaaa!!! Your mean and ugly, and a poppy butt!!
Darkstripe: Ha, I like this!
Purdy: WOW!! I haven't seen a mouse that big since 1821!!! *Attacks*
Darkstripe: AHHHHH, evil elder!!!!!!!
Quickkit: ok, lets send him back to the forest *presses button*
Raggedtail: that was funny
Crokedtail: Kits, what do you rate the dare?
Sunkit: 10!!
Quickkit: 10!!
Blizzardkit: Ah, 9!!
Crookedtail: Ok, that is the end of today's show; see us next time on Truth or dare, done right!!
Raggedtail: I feel like we are forgetting something
Tigerstar: HAHA, he is in a mouse costume!!!!!
Hawkfrost: Ha!!
Darkstripe: How do I get this OFF OF ME!!!