After James and Sirius left, hagrid began getting ready to go on a mystical magical finding quest!
"OOOOHHHHH, my name is Hagrid yes! And I'm going on a mystical magical finding quest to find a CHARIZARD."
Sung a blissful Hagrid.
"WOOF!"
Woofed Hagrid's trusty dog, Fang.
So they went, on the mystical magical finding quest to find a Charizrad. Thankfully Sirius had given him a card so he would know what the beast looked like, so when finally encountered it he would be able to identify it. So of they went, on the quest to a Charizrad. The sailed the world and slaw it wonders from something of some where, to the mountains of Peru, but finally decide that there was no place like London. And after a course of interesting events where Snape was judged and Wromtail was his accomplice, Hagrid and Fang end up wandering into the Malfoly manor and more interestingly a Death Eater meeting. So he walked up to Oldly-moldly-voldy…I mean Voldemort
And said,
"Have you seen this thing called a Charizrad, tom?"
And after being called his real name Voldly melted in Vodly-mort goop.
"…" because nobody said anything for a 2 hours.
Then some random death eather coughed, and it sounded a lot like gay baby.
And magically Voldemort returned.
"No I have not seen that thing because its not real."
Voldemort said mono-tone-duly.
"what?'
Hagrid said.
"It not real."
Voldemort said now get slightly pissed.
Hagrid considered this, for a long while and decided that Voldemort was lying and he continued on his quest.