At the Academy
"Attention please class I have some important news." Iruka said to the newly named Genin. They continued to speak to each other completely ignoring the teacher. With a twitch in his eye brow he decided to try again with a more... effective method "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHITS!" He yelled using his trust worthy Big Head no Jutsu.
Seeing as he got their attention he continued." This involves your classmate Naruto." Whispering amongst the students began. "Last night he awakened his bloodline stabilizing his chakara network allowing him to pass. This also resulted in some changes to happen to him."
"So what his hair turn blue or something, he's still the dead last." A boy said from the corner of the room. He was the rookie of the year Sasuke Uchiha.
"Actually Sasuke the change was a little more drastic then that. It caused him to change genders. Her name is Natsumi Uzumaki-Hellsing now and from what I saw she could easily be Chunin now so no she's not the dead last." Iruka said wanting to put the spoiled brat in his place.
The class quickly started talking to each other over the supposed new girl.
Suddenly the door flew off and crashed into the window. "Oy sensei am I late?" A sing-song voice asked.
"Did you really have to break the door and my window Natsumi?" Iruka asked I little mad.
As the young girl walked in the class jaws dropped. She had her coat undone showing her amazing figure and had stored her hat allowing them to see her beautiful face. Some of the less curvaceous girls cough Sakura cough was weeping tears at the teen's breasts while almost all the boys started drool.
"Of course, have to add some sort of excitement to your lessons!" She said chuckling.
"Just..go sit down and behave ok? I want this over soon to." Iruka said sounding tired.
She gave him a cute military salute and walked up the steps and sat next to Sasuke kicking her feet up.
"Now class I'll call the team number and teachers so listen for your name. Team 1 under..." This continued until ".. Team 7 under Kakashi Hatake, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno," he was interrupted by a yell of 'In your face Ino pig!'" and Sai."
" Hold it what about me?!" Natsumi said slamming her hands down on the table causing it to splinter and crack. The other students were startled from the show of brute strength.
"Don't worry Natsumi due to your unique abilities you will be placed under an apprenticeship with." He was interrupted by a black blur smashing through the middle window. Two kunai stabbed into the ceiling displaying a banner with ' The sexy and single, Anko Mitarashi!' "Ok which of you are Natsumi?" The woman asked with a grin.
"Me, me I'm Natsumi!" She said waving her arms excitedly.
"Meet me at training ground 44 in 10 minutes on the double!" The woman said. She jumped out the window Natsumi broke earlier.
"I LOVE MY TEACHER!" She yelled. Grabbing her chair she chucked it at the last solid window and jumped through the hole.
"MY WINDOWS!" Iruka yelled ready to kill the both of them.
7 Minutes later inside the forest of death
Natsumi landed inside a clearing looking for her new sexy and badass teacher. She put her hat back on and re buttoned her coat.
All of a sudden multiple shuriken rained down on her. Natsumi quickly phased into her shadow avoiding the weapons. From her hiding spot in the trees, Anko's eyes widened.' Not even the Nara's have the ability to manipulate shadows that well!'
Natsumi appeared behind her swinging a scythe at the older Kunochi. Anko quickly jumped off the branch and brought out two kunai in reverse grip. Sumi rushed forward aiming to bisect the older woman. As Sumi swung Anko showed her experience and twisted her body out of the way.
Throwing the kunai at Natsumi's eyes, she opened her mouth showing Anko her razor sharp teeth as she bit down crushing the blades.
They landed a few feet away from each other both with wild smiles on their faces. "Congratulations gaki you passed my test!" She said.
Natsumi looked at the woman confused." I had a test?"
Anko just smirked at her. "And passed with flying colors. I ain't going to teach some brat or a fan girl. They need to be able to take care of themselves. You came here before my time limit, escaped my ambush, and were able to counter attack!"
" You and me are going to get along perfectly." Natsumi said with a big grin.
"Come on I know this great place for dango." Anko said walking back toward the village. Natsumi followed slightly behind her. Anko didn't relies it but Sumi cut a hole in her coat with the scythe allowing her to watch that amazing ass.
15 Min later at the Dango Bar
" We never actually introduced ourselves did we?" Anko asked her new student eating the last plate of dango.
Sumi looked up at her. She explained to her new teacher how her bloodline didn't allow her to eat solid food so she was drinking a bag of B- from a silly straw. Anko snickered at the blond.
"Anko Mitarashi, 2nd in command behind Ibiki at the Interrogation department. My likes are dango, sake, my friend Kurenai, and women. I hate sweet things, perverted men, and a certain pedophile snake. My goal is to kill that man one day or at least be assured he's dead." She said to the vampire.
Sumi liked her lips from the remaining crimson liquid. "Natsumi Uzumaki-Hellsing, clan head for the new Hellsing family, and currently looking for some great women to help build up our ranks. I like blood, carnage, pranks and messing with people. I hate the color pink, daylight, anything holy, and cowards. Don't really have a dream but I do have a goal, drive the civilian council to insanity and get a smoking hot girlfriend or since I'm clan head girlfriends. Want to give me a hand at that sensei?" She said finishing in a downright sexy tone.
Anko chocked slightly on her dango at what her student was asking. "Did you just ask me on a date?! Sumi no offense your hot as fuck but I'm twenty years older then you!" Anko said trying to let her down lightly.
"An I'm immortal I'll out live every single person in the village, next." Natsumi said sipping her drink again.
"I'm incredibly sadistic and torture people for a living." Anko said trying to sound weird.
"My favorite ways of killing people is ripping their throat out with my teeth and consume their souls for all eternity. I can deal with gore." She replied calmly.
"I'm the ex-student of one of Konoha's most infamous traitors and have a seal on me that acts on its own." Anko said running out of ideas.
"What's that have to do with dating and have all my Grandpa's knowledge on seals making me a level 8 seal master only one level bellow Jiraya the Sanin. Let me run some tests and I will get that seal off." The draculina said with conviction.
"I'm your teacher?" Anko trying one last attempt. Honestly she sounded like a god send, removal of her seal, smoking hot, and just as crazy as her? It was too good to be true.
"Anko if you don't want to go on a date I'm fine with it but I'd like a strait forward answer." Natsumi said facing toward the woman.
"... Ok but I'm still going to train you like any other teacher but promise me one thing ok. No matter what happens we remain friends, got it. "Anko said finally.
Finishing her drink Natsumi gave her a quick peck on the lips and a quick grope of the ass. She got up and fixed her coat. "Great, how about after training tomorrow? I got a quick errand to run and I'll see you later kay? See you Ko-chan!" She said before seeming to vanish into thin air.
Anko was wide eyed as her student/ new girlfriend seemed to disappear. Touching her lips and giving them a small lick she let out a shiver. She always liked the taste of blood but combine that with the girls taste... Damn.
Scene change
Tenten was sitting at the counter to her fathers weapon shop 'The Rusty Kunai'. She found it slightly funny that not a single thing in here was even close to dull not counting rusty.
Suddenly a bang was heard and a crash. Looking up quickly she saw a blonde girl with glasses on, a large floppy hat, and a buttoned up coat on underneath a rack of blunt training weaponry.
Rushing over and pulling the rack off her she hurriedly started asking if she was ok.
"I'm fine ok? Just haven't got one of my bloodline ability's down yet. I was aiming for the front of the store." She said sounding a little mad at herself.
"So you're a customer? Are you looking for something specific?" She asked getting back into work mode.
"More like picking up an order. Is Tenmo here?" Natsumi asked back.
"No my dad is off getting dinner but I can help you. What is the name on the order?" Tenten replied back at the counter.
"Its under my last name 'Hellsing'." Natsumi said.
"Just a second I'll go get it." Tenten said with a smile.
5 minutes later
" Okay that's 10 packs of weapon polish, 3 cases of kunai and shuriken, some black powder, and multiple custom metal parts all stored in a scroll. That all of it right?" Tenten asked handing the scroll to her.
"Yup that's all! Can't wait to get home and make it!" Nartsumi said excited.
"If I may ask what are you making? I use a lot of weapons as a Kunochi and I like to experiment." Tenten asked curious.
Natsumi smirked showing Tenten her razor sharp teeth. "How about when its done you come to my place and we can... experiment." She said lustfully at the end.
Tenten blushed at what she was implying. She was saved from embarrassment by a large and muscular man with plain civilian clothes on with a brown beard walking in the door with a plastic bag.
Chuckling at the girl Natsumi walked away with a sway in her hips. Looking over her shoulder she said "My offers always open Tenten. I hope to see you soon." Saying her piece she disappeared into the shadows. Sure the teleporting was faster but she didn't want to end up inside a wall.
Two weeks later
Natsumi was in a word pissed. She's been stuck sending clones to do D-ranks and hasn't killed anything since Mizuki-baka! The council has been on her back ever since she got the clan head position!
Right now she was stuck listening to the gay Uchiha and his pink banshee whining about a C-rank while the weird guy just smiled and Kakashi got to read his book.
Plus she was tired, not a single mission has been at night! She's been awake too long and it was making her mad!
" You ok Sumi? You look ready to fall over." Anko asked.
"I'm not OK! I haven't been sleeping right since my change, I've been forced out in the sun all the time, I only have half my powers working right, and I haven't KILLED ANYONE IN TWO WHOLE FUCKING WEEKS!" She said as her eyes turned red and the shadows seemed to grow and twist turning demonic in appearance. The temperature dropped a few degrees as pure bloodlust started pouring from her.
The Uchiha and Haruno started choking while the boy was visibly trembling at the sheer amount of killing intent. Kakashi had dropped his book in shock, most Johnin can't produce that kind of killing intent.
Suddenly Anko grabbed her and pressed a long wet kiss into her mouth. Slowly everything turned back to normal and Sumi visibly calmed down as she wrapped her arms around her teachers waist.
Separating from each other Sumi let out a sigh. "Better?" Anko asked.
Resting her head on Anko's chest she let out another sigh "You have no idea." She said thankfully.
A moment of silence hung over them. Well until Sai ruined it with "Is it that time of the month already?".
2 minutes later
Tazuna walked into the Hokage's office to see a disturbing sight.
Two adults were holding back a blonde girl with red eyes and jagged teeth wielding a scythe while two men in masks were holding on to what looked like a pure black dog the size of a grown man with multiple pure red eyes. Both looked to be aiming a pale skin boy with a smile on his face.
The Hokage was in front of two children that were trembling in fear. "Fine you have a C-rank mission Natsumi just STOP TRYING TO KILL EVERYONE AND GET SOME SLEEP!" He yelled at the blond girl.
Tazuna looked at the bottle in his hand with a strange look before walking over to the trash can. He dropped the bottle inside while whispering "No more shit from Iwa, EVER!"
The next day 6:00PM (I know a lot of time skips but this is to help the story along)
As Team 7 arrived at the gate to leave, yes even Kakashi, they saw Anko arrive in a Shunshin. "Has anyone seen Natsumi? She's not at her house." She asked them.
"No, sorry." Tazuna said as the other shook their heads.
From a small shack near the gate a man with standard Chunin garb with brown hair over his right eye waved at them. "If you're looking for Natsumi she's over here!" Izumo called.
As the walked over to the booth they saw Kotetsu as well, reading a book. Without looking up he pointed his thumb to the back corner. What was there stunned everyone except Anko who was laughing.
It was a wooden coffin that looked like it was burnt black with crimson red trim. On the front in what looked like dried blood were her name in fancy writing and a complex seal on the lid.
"We found this stuck to the lid when we opened the place up." He said. He handed it to Kakashi who read it laughed before handing it to Anko.
She read out loud ' Izumo and Kotetsu. I swear to whatever god that won't hit me with something like lightning (Damn bitch Kami) that if you wake me up before Ko-chan gets here I will not only eat you and torture your soul for all eternity.
I will send you into such a deep pit of despair and fear that you will never be able to crawl out from.
Then and only then will I consume your pitiful souls and for your brief moment of bliss I will drown you in pain and suffering till your very minds break!
P.S. Left a box of donuts on the counter for you guys as thanks. No they are not poisoned. Leave a jelly for Ko-chan.
Hugs and kisses, Natsumi :)'
Literally everyone there started laughing out loud except for Sai and lord emo.
Wiping a tear from her eye Anko said "You just got to love her." As she walked over to the coffin.
Lightly taping on the lid an whispering to her "Sumi, its time to wake. We have to go on our mission."
Putting her ear to the lid she heard a weak "No." From inside.
Looking toward the group she put her hands on her hips an said "Well looks like someone going to have to carry her."
A figurative light bulb appeared over Anko's head. "Or..."
She ran out of the shack and turned back around. Cupping her hands around her mouth she took a deep breath" LOOK TSUNADE SENJU IN A STRING BIKINI!" She yelled.
The coffin door slammed open and a blur rushed out of the shack." WHERE?!" Natsumi yelled.
Both Chunin, Johnin, and Sai (?) had nosebleeds suddenly.
Natsumi was dressed it a long white sleeve dress shirt that was un-buttoned for all put one of them straining against her large bust and a extremely small G-string thong that was cherry red. Her hair had that perfect amount of mess to it that looked like someone had played with it.
Natsumi looked at them strangely "What? Oh right, sorry my hair must be a mess." She said pawing at it.
"S..Sumi clothes." Anko said trying not to jump her right now.
Looking down at herself briefly she looked back up with an even more confused face. "What about them?" She asked.
"PUT SOME PANTS ON!" Sakura yelled red faced. 'Seriously can she be THAT dense. She better not be trying to seduce Sasuke-kun!'
" Oh stop being such a prude." Natsumi said crossing her arms under her chest pushing her breasts up (and nearly out of her shirt). Smoke started coming off her head suddenly.
Natsumi eyes widen as her mouth opened to scream.
After a few minutes of freaking out.
Dressed and clean the group was finally able to head out. They had no idea that this simple escort mission would open their eyes on how deadly the world truly was.
End Chapter 2