This was meant to be a serious fanfiction… but I then lost interest so now its not serious. Blargh.

So Dan was going around trying to convert people into Bakuganism. He saw a fat guy hanging around so he went up to him.

"Hey, you want to be part of the Battle Brawlers so we can fight an oncoming force of doom?" Dan asks.

The fat kid replies, "no because I think your religion is stupid and so are you! Hahahahaha."

"Screw you! GET 'EM DRAGO!"

"RAWWWR ULTIMATE BOOST!" roared Drago. The Pyrus Bakugan shot a stream of flame on the nonbeliever. The fat dude ran off with his clothes on fire. "That's the eighteen person I've roasted this week, Dan. Maybe you need to improve on your persuasion skills.

"Ah shaddup. Lets go online and see how the others are doing." And he did so. "What up ladies?"

"I'm not a lady" Marucho spat over his webcam.

"Whatever. Look, I've been sucking lately in spreading the word. How are you guys faring?"

"I got a whole of men to join our cult!" Julie giggled. "Well, I may have promised them sex but they don't care about stuff like that, right?"

Runo groaned, "Damn it Julie, one of these days your going to be a fine example of teen pregnancy!"

"And how many people did you convert, Runo?"

"…Screw you!"

Before Julie could talk back, Alice interrupted. "Perhaps we should avoid telling about the oncoming doomsday. If people think its just a game they'll be more willing to join us."

"Nobody will play a card game with marbles for the fun of it!" whines Dan. "Unless there is an anime of it."

Marucho suddenly screams, "oh crap I forgot something to tell you all! There is this stranger called Masquerade who has been recently stealing Bakugan!"

"What?!" everyone else screams.

"I don't know what his motives are, but without Bakugan we can't practice Bakuganism."

"Shit!" cursed Dan. "I'm going to kick that guy's ass!"

So the leader of the Battle Brawlers journeyed to find this new fearsome foe. Luckily Masquerade just so happen to live in Dan's front yard.

"I've been waiting for you Dan" says Masquerade while pointing his finger at Dan.

"Masquerade! Why you taking all the Bakugan!"

"For the lulz! Now prepare to die!"

The villain pulled out a gun and shot Dan in the arm. Since the gun had only one bullet, Masquerade was forced to retreat.

"Damn" Dan grimaces while clutching his bleeding arm. "I'll need the help of everyone else to stop that son of a bitch."

Drago opens up his ball form and says, "you could of just brought me out so I would set Masquerade on fire."

"Shut up. This is suppose to be freaking plot development!"

"Whatever, human."

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TO BE CONTINUED.