Beavis and Butt-Head in Equestria: Friendship Sucks
By NocturneD
Note: For a story that was written and saved for a rainy day, it certainly caught more attention than my other stories. If you people could check those out if you have time I would very much appreciate it. But for this story, thank you all so much for that gave it a read and actually took in the thought of crossing two different styles of shows together with two different meanings behind them. Want to give a shout out to Ponylover74, Rick R, Ponyman130, Kabal1337, and Ryu plus everyone check out their stuff as well.
Warning: This story contains crude humor and swearing. So don't say I didn't warn you. I do not own Beavis and Butt-head nor Friendship Is Magic.
Chapter 2
The two menacing looking teens took notice to their surrounding. A rather small town and instead of people as its population it was horses. Or you could say; ponies. Three different types the teens saw one with a horn, another with wings and the last had neither. Each one was different from the last one way or the other with either color or the mark on their flanks. The blonde looked in his hand and found the horn he busted off earlier was still in his possession but was no longer glowing, he put it in his pant pocket to worry about later.
The blonde cranked his neck to look at the brunette; "Hey Butt-head."
"Uh yeah? Uh huh huh huh." Butt-head did the same.
"Those are some messed up dogs. Eh heh heh heh." The blonde chuckled.
"Uh hmmm... I don't think those are dogs uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled.
The teens remained behind the bush where no pony could see them.
"Hi!" A cheerful voice squealed from behind them, "Whatcha lookin at?"
Beavis and Butt-head turned around to find a pink colored pony at their feet with pinky frizzy mane, blue eyes and a cutie mark that showed balloons. The pink pony tilted her head in curiosity but kept a huge playful smile.
"Hey Butt-head that dog just talked! Eh heh heh heh." Beavis pointed with his eyes widened.
"A TALKING DOG? WHERE?" The pink pony turned her head left the right to look for the so called talking dog. The pink pony pouted as she missed the sight then turned back to the two teens. She put on a smile and started bouncing, "My name is Pinkie Pie and welcome to Ponyville!"
"Eh heh heh heh... Pie... Eh heh heh heh." Beavis took this as an obvious sexual innuendo, soon Butt-head joined in.
Pinkie Pie put her hoof to her chin and scrunched her eyes, "I never seen anything like you before." The two teens just stared at each other, not sure what to make of this.
"We must be on that... L..SP or something uh huh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled.
Pinke gasped, "Are you two psychic?"
Butt-head pointed with his thumb towards his friend Beavis, "No but the kids at school call Beavis a psycho sometimes. Uh huh huh."
"So what's your name then?" Pinkie bounced up and down anxiously infront of Butt-head.
"Uh huh huh. My name is Butt-head." He replied.
For some reason this tickled Pinke Pie's funny bone, she landed on her back, rolled back and forth and laughed. "Ha ha. Butt head! What a funny name." Pinkie Pie brought herself back to her hooves, again smiled and said, "You two are silly fillies!"
Beavis and Butt-head already grew bored with Pinkie Pie. They sensed that she was like an annoying kid.
"Uh... Could you like... Shut up?" Butt-head asked.
Pinkie Pie rub her hoof across her mouth signifying that she zipped her lips, but none the less still curious of the two teens still with a happy smirk on her face. Beavis looked at Pinkie, Pinkie looked back at Beavis, camera goes back to Pinkie, then it goes back to Beavis. Shot goes back to Pinkie's iris shrinking with a wide crazy grin on her face. Shot goes back to Beavis as he picked his nose.
"Well I lose the shut up game!" Pinkie Pie chirped back to her normal random self and started bouncing again happily. "I bet you two are lost."
"Sort of. Eh heh heh." Beavis pulled his finger out of his nose.
Pinkie Pie halted her bouncing, "Well you two are in luck! Come with me and I'll give you the grand tour of Ponyville!"
"Eh... no thanks. Uh huh huh huh." Butt-head refused, "Place probably sucks anyway."
Pinkie pouted, "You're mean Mr. Butt-head!" Then suddenly, she started laughing again because of the name.
Beavis started to laugh as well, "Ohhh yeah, Butt-head... eh heh heh it all makes sense now." He continued to laugh.
This pissed Butt-head off so bad that he slapped Beavis across the face, "Shut up dillhole!"
The sound of the loud smack and Beavis yell made Pinkie cringe. Beavis and Butt-head quickly maintained their earlier composure and started laughing again.
Pinkie bounced again and again, "Well you two came at a great time! Today is the party at the center of town here as you can see we're setting up for!" Pinkie stopped jumping up and down to brag some more, "I'm in charge of the treats like cakes, cupcakes, pies oh I'm so looking forward to tonight!"
"Uh... did you say cake?" Butt-head said in a sly tone.
"Eh heh heh heh. Will there be nachos?" Beavis asked.
Pinkie tilted her head in confusion, "Nachos?"
"You got cake but no nachos? Eh..." Beavis tried to laugh but had that disgusted look on his face.
"Are nachos a desert?" Pinkie raised her hoof in question.
"Uh... no... Nachos are just chips with orange stuff on them." Butt-head explained.
"That sounds delicious." Pinkie smiled, "You can make them at the town party tonight!"
"Will there be chicks? Uh huh huh." Butt-head asked.
Pinkie Pie paused, "I guess I could ask Fluttershy to bring her chickens."
Pinkie Pie lead her new strange friends to the Sugarcube Corner to get ready for the party. Many eyes were on Pikie as she escorted the teens through out Ponyville. Humans are what you can say, aren't particularly well known in Equestria, pretty much no one ever seen one. She didn't care as the town ponies were in whispers talking to each other but didn't confront the devilish teens about it. Maybe Pinkie might introduce everyone to her new friends at the party that night. Mr and Mrs. Cake had a large order to fill so they left Pinkie Pie in charge of making the rest of the deserts. Lucky for her she only had fifty more to make, this ofcourse didn't bother her, she loved baking. After gathering the supplies she started immediately. Beavis and Butt-head only looked around instead of helping. As they were not interested in helping, they were curious though watching the pony bake.
"Remember that time we tried to make soup at Stewart's house? Eh heh heh heh." Beavis asked.
"Uh huh huh. Yeah." Butt-head laughed, "Apparently they said you're supposed to not put the pan in the microwave."
"Eh heh heh heh." Beavis chuckled, "We did anyway. And after that it caught FIRE." Shouted Beavis anxiously waving his fists up and down and eyes widened. He calmed down within a moment and asked "Was Stewart and his parents home that day we did that?"
"Uh... I don't think so." Butt-head replied.
"Mr. Beavis! Mr. Butt-head can I get some help please?" Pinkie asked as she splat baking batter into the cupcake tin one by one.
"Uh... okay." The two said, figured they have something to do. She had them shove as many trays into the baking oven as they could. Pinkie bounced to close the oven door and set the timer.
"Oh boy oh boy oh boy." Pinkie said over and over, "You two are going to love the party tonight! Going to celebrate Ponyville's one hundredth anniversary!"
The teens didn't even react, just stood there.
Pinkie knew the two were a tough crowd, maybe this was something that she needed to tell her friends about right away? She didn't even know who these two were and she invited them into her home and business like they were her friends in the first place. She thought about this. Was it better to get Twilight now or wait until the party tonight? They were funny to her so that's good. The pink pony continued to talk with her new friends when suddenly the oven made a ding sound.
"Oh good the cupcakes are done!" Pinkie smiled, "If you two could please?"
Beavis nodded and opened the oven up with his bare hand then attempted to pull out the cupcake tray, his hand meet with an excreting hot feeling he pulled back his hand and yelped, "OW! DAMN IT!" He shouted and dropped the tray onto the floor. CLANG. He clutched his hand in searing pain and looked at it, just redness. "Ow... Eh heh heh." Pinkie Pie ignored the cupcakes for a second to check on Beavis's hand as he clutched it. She heard him mutter some inaudible things.
"Uh huh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled, "Looks like you're going to be using your other hand tonight."
Later that evening, the party has finally started to celebrate Ponyville's one hundredth anniversary. Pinkie Pie finished putting out the last of the treats then opened up shop on another table with a giant bowl of tortilla chips and equal size bowl of melted gooey cheese. The mayor of Ponyville opened up the party with a speech concerning tonights entertainment and thanking everyone who made the party possible.
"Hey Pinkie Pie." A cyan colored pegasus landed near Pinkie Pie as she put the finishing touches on the snack table, "I heard you made some new friends today. Going to introduce them to your friends?"
"Oh that's right Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie exclaimed. "I completely forgot!"
Beavis and Butt-head wasted no time giving Rainbow Dash a first impression by throwing fireworks that were supposed to be used for the party at Fluttershy's animal friends.
Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow, "They're... different in more way that one."
Pinkie Pie smiled, "I never seen a pony like them in Equestria."
"I don't think those two are ponies." Rainbow Dash corrected her random friend. "But still Twilight would want us to give them a chance."
"Hey Beavis?" Butt-head chuckled as he gripped a couple of bottle rockets in his hand then pointed towards a rabbit, "Wanna see how many I can shove up that rabbit's butt?"
"Mr. Beavis! Mr. Butt-head!" Pinkie bounced in front of them with Rainbow Dash in tow, "I want you to meet my good friend Rainbow Dash!"
"Rainbow Dash, yeah I'm that awesome." Dash wasted no time bragging.
The teens just looked at the rainbow maned pony.
"Hey how's it going." Beavis greeted in his casual way, "Eh heh heh."
"I like the lightning bolt on your shirt there Mr. Butt-head!" Rainbow pointed.
"Uh huh huh. Yeah... ACDC rules." Butt-head chuckled.
Rainbow Dash scratched her head, "Never heard of them."
Beavis and Butt-head frowned at each other knowing that this place was going to be hell.
"Well come on guys let's get to our table and enjoy the show coming up!" Pinkie said waving her friend and the two teens. Beavis stayed behind to grab a cupcake and ate it, then he grabbed another, then another, and another...
Meanwhile up on stage the mayor presented the next form of entertainment after the opening act was some generic sounding band that played mediocre songs. Okay they were lame. A stage coach opened up on stage with familiar pin wheels flailing with fireworks to dazzle and impress the audience.
"Oh it can't be her again!" Moaned Twilight Sparkle moaned, putting her hoof to her face.
"Seriously? Didn't you make her run off?" Her assistant Spike the dragon asked.
"Oh tootin' we're goin be here awhile if she plans on makin a comeback." Apple Jack pieced together.
"PRESENTING... THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!" The loud female voice boomed on stage with an explosion of smoke and more fire works.
"Eh... pretty lame if this is a rock concert." Butt-head frowned while he sat in between Dash and Pinkie at another table sharing a big tray of nachos. He looked at Dash who was practically shoveling the chips into her face, "Hey don't bogart the nachos Dash!" Beavis on the other hand was on his fourteenth cupcake, he started to violently shake as he shoved another into his mouth.
"The great and powerful Trixie has missed you all!" A light blue pony with a grey and blue mane appeared on stage, "I've been away and want to show you that I've learned some new tricks." Some ponies in the crowd boo'd her others didn't even bother acknowledging her. "Well... The great and powerful Trixie has never!"
Trixie continued her act despite some set backs with the crowd. So far she made the mayor's building disappear then reappear, sawed a volunteer in half, made an escape act where she was put in a mental hospital jacket and hover over a pool of bad expired shampoo. Rarity wanted to puke once she saw the goop in the pool below Trixie. Somehow she won some of the audience back, others remained quiet.
Trixie scouted the crowd in front of her to find Twilight Sparkle sitting at one of the first row tables, "Well if it ain't miss Sparkle."
Twilight sighed then looked up, "Hi Trixie."
Trixie was disgusted, "That's all?"
Twilight's eyes narrowed, "Don't you have a show to finish?"
"Oh I do, I was saving this for last as well... a magic duel between you and I the great and powerful Trixie." Trixie evilly smiled.
Twilight shook her head, "I'm just here for the party. That's all."
"So... you're throwing in the towel?" Trixie mused, "Admitting defeat?"
"Twilight doesn't have to admit anything." Spike defended his friend.
"Fine then... coward" Trixie sneered, people were trying to encourage Twilight to go up on stage and wipe the floor with the boaster again. Trixie trotted back onto stage, "Is there any pony out there in the audience that want to stand hoof to hoof against the great and powerful Trixie?"
Beavis probably finished his twentieth cupcake, ate five slices of cake and drank a six pack of root beer by himself. Ponies around the dessert table were looking at him funny wondering if he was okay but since they never saw a human before, this could be something they wouldn't understand. Beavis pulled his shirt over his head and raised his arms.
"I AM CORNHOLIO!" Beavis shouted, "NNNNNRRAAHHHHNNRRRAAAA!" He started pacing back and forth down the isles between the tables.
Trixie of course continued her boasting, "Well if there is no one here then I will reclaim the title of..."
"I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" Beavis shouted, he paced up and down the isles distracting the other ponies. "TP... TP... TP!"
Everyone turned to see Beavis turn into his alter ego.
"What in the hey just happened to your friend?" Rainbow had her head turned to see Beavis pace back and forth to be a distraction.
"Uh huh huh." Butt-head chuckled, "He gets like that... when he eats alot of candy and other things."
"How much sugar did you put in your desserts Pinkie?" Dash asked.
"About..." Pinkie tried to think back, "Three or four times the amount."
"YOU THERE!" Trixie pointed her hoof at Beavis, "You dare to interrupt the great and powerful Trixie's performance?"
"BUNGHOLIO!" Beavis chanted.
"Then the great and powerful Trixie challenges you worm to get up on this stage and settle this if you're so confident in ruining performances!"
Beavis turned to Trixie instantly and tensed up, "ARE YOU THREATNING ME? I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!"
"Oh boy, it's the Great Cornholio vs. The Great and Powerful Trixie." Dash snickered.
"MY BUNGHOLE ACCEPTS YOUR CHALLENGE!" Beavis shouted.
to be continued...
Note: Oh man I pulled it off earlier than I thought. Incase you're wondering, yes Beavis is still in possession of the alicorn horn he broke off from the statue earlier. Why he didn't tell anyone is because, well he's Beavis probably has plans with it. Everyone have a happy thanksgiving and safe black Friday if you plan to go out. Thank you for reading this, drop a review off and I could use some ideas if anyone feels sharing, I'll credit you ofcourse.