So me and my friend pookie finally got together again to bring you chapter 2 of our crazy little fic, that is loosely based on our job and InuYasha. Please enjoy the show and if you can guess what character I am you get a cookie! Enjoy!
Day two of hell for the workers of CDS/Pharmacy. Monday morning finds Myoga trying to open the pharmacy gate at 7:50am. He gives up after awhile and sneaks in the side crack of the gate. Miroku comes in at 8:10am talking on his cell phone to one of his endeavors from the weekend.
"Come on sweet heart you know you're the only one," Miroku whined into the cell phone. He looked over to Myoga who slid the keys under the gate, and Miroku proceeded to unlock the gate. "Fine fine I'll pay for the plan B………Of course I'll pay for it………..I'm sorry I am just really short on money this week…………just come thru Drive thru for the pill okay……….Look just ask for me and I'll slide it out to you okay? Okay love you too bye."
"Female problems?" Myoga asks as he boots up the computer.
"Only for two more days," Miroku replied as he started putting his coat and lunch away. "I have another one waiting for me."
"You use protection right," Myoga asked as he looked at the Queue. "Only 5 in the queue."
"Good then it can wait till Sango comes in," Miroku replied, as he started to put on his lab coat. "As for the protection it's all on the girl. She either takes the pill or prays she doesn't pop one out."
"You say that now but wait till the child support bills come in," Myoga replied as he started stuffing his face with his flat bread and milk.
"I'm not worried," Miroku replied as he started to look through some papers. Then he picked up the phone and started shaking his right ankle as he stood there. "Hey is Stephanie there?…..hey love…oh you can't talk right now? …….Alright see ya at home."
Sango huffs as she walks in at 8:50am, after clocking in on the register she hangs her coat up. Heading to the production screen, she sent Miroku a glare as he was making another call.
"Not busy today?" she asked as she opened the queue screen. "Holy shit a page and a half, what the hell have you guys been doing? Am I the only one who does work around here?"
Sango puts on her script filling face on as she ran around the pharmacy filling scripts as quick as she could. Miroku helped none as he flirted with costumers dropping of narcotic scripts. Sesshomaru comes in at 9:30 am, clocks in and starts putting on his lab coat, watching Sango run around.
"Start counting," Sango said as she glared at Miroku more. Myoga had a pile of baskets full of scripts to verify out, but he was currently still occupied with eating. "And you start verifying!"
"Yes ma'am," Sesshomaru replied, as he dodged the bottles of drugs being thrown at him by Sango who was trying to clear out the queue as quick as possible. "Do you like traveling at in human speeds?"
"Dude I'm f-ing superwoman!" Sango replied as she started to help him count as she had pulled all the drugs that needed to be filled. "Let's see who we have lined up for today. Miroku 8 to 4, me 9 to 5 Sessabockers 10 to 5. Shippo 11 to 7 then Koga 2 to 10. Bringing up the rear is Kagome 4 to 10 and Grandpa 5 to 10. Not bad, InuYasha didn't mess up the schedule today everything should run smoothly."
"I'm going to the bathroom," Miroku replied half way to the bathroom.
"Does he work?" Sango growled.
"Course not," Sesshomaru replied. "That would imply him getting off the phone or stop flirting with the narc heads."
"Drive thru," Sango said as she picked up a basket full of drugs to be put away. Sesshomaru trudged over to the drive thru window and slowly opened the window.
"Can I help you?" he asked a woman in a white sedan.
"Pick up for Kikyo Soy," she replied while putting on her lip stick. Sesshomaru began to search the bins for her prescription, and found nothing. Looked in the computer and found nothing. Then he checks her central profile and came up empty.
"Ma'am I have nothing for you," Sesshomaru told her. "Was the doctor supposed to call something in?"
"Called in earlier and the girl told me there was something here!" she snapped while her lips stick moved on to her cheek as she snapped her head to face Sesshomaru.
"When did you call?" he asked her.
"Earlier this morning!" she screamed.
"Ma'am only guys were working this morning," Sesshomaru sighed.
"Well somebody said there was a cream for me," she huffed.
"The last thing I have for you was a shampoo from last week," Sesshomaru replied, trying not to snap her head off.
"Well then fill that then!" she demanded.
"You picked that up last week," Sesshomaru replied, trying to remain calm, but was failing on all home fronts.
"Well I'm not leaving without something!" she screamed hurting Sesshomaru's ears. The man behind her parked in a red ford truck gets out and walks to her car window.
"Yo bitch what's the problem?" he asked her. Myoga proceeded to come over to the window at this point.
"We don't have anything for you here," Myoga told her as he closed the window. She peeled out of the drive thru after that. "I hate these customers!"
"Can I kill something," Sesshomaru asked as his eyebrow twitched, as Shippo walked in.
"No," Myoga replied going back to his desk. "Jaken isn't here to clean up the blood shed."
"Oh but you are," he huffed as he helped the next person in drive thru, which the line was now wrapped around the building.
"So what are we getting for lunch today?" Shippo asked as Miroku finally returned from the bathroom and went to make another phone call..
"It's only 11," Myoga replied, as he continued to check out scripts.
"And Hang Wah is open!" he replied happily, as Sesshomaru slammed the window shut. "Bad day?"
"You think?!" he growled as he leaned against the counter separating him from Shippo.
"Sango you want anything from Hang Wah?" Shippo asked as noon time rolled around.
"They don't have what I want," Sango replied
"Sure they do," Sesshomaru said holding up the kids menu. "She's right on here."
"Sesshomaru you freak," laughed Sango.
"Guys I don't get it?" Shippo replied, as he threw questioning stares at his coworkers.
"You will when you are older" Sango replied as she walked away.
"Hey he's old enough to be on the kids menu too!" Sesshomaru replied, as he turned to help another costumer.
"I still don't get it," he replied.
"You guys need to understand Shippo speaks two languages, math and food," Myoga replied, as he turned to Shippo. "010101 Cheese steak chicken Marsalis."
"More like 01010 Pythagoras theorem Hoagie cheese fries 0101 triangle."
"Oh I get it," Shippo replied. "Hey that's not nice, just because we aren't old like you guys!"
Everyone except Shippo drops to the floor with sweat drops over their head.
"You mean you actually understood that entire conversation?" Sango asked.
"Yes," Shippo replied nodding his head. "And you guys are so mean. That's age discrimination."
They were then struck with the busy stick until 1:30 when things slowed down a bit and Miroku returned from his bathroom trip.
"Ooo Hottie in Aisle 9," Sango said as she took a glimpse at a cute girl facing the first aid aisle. Miroku goes over to look and stares openly at the girl.
"Miroku," Sesshomaru smirked. "You're taking too long stop staring."
The girl then turned around, looked at Miroku and ran away. Miroku shrugged and returned to the drop off area with the phone in hand. Leaning on the desk he started wiggling his foot and talking to some random girl as Sango shot daggers at her back.
"So back to food," Shippo whined, distracting them from Miroku.
"Should we wait for Koga," Sango asked glancing at the clock. "He should be here in a few minuets."
"Call his cell phone then," Shippo huffed.
"Why bother," Sesshomaru snorted. "You know he never answers."
"Fine," Shippo sighed, as he continued to stare at the menu. At 2pm on the dot Koga strolled up to the pharmacy.
"Hey Koga," Miroku said, as he finally noticed him.
"Yo," he replied as he walked back and clocked in.
"Are you ordering food?" Shippo asked as soon as he turned around/
"Just ate," Koga replied putting on his lab, everyone else glares daggers at Sango.
"Hey," Sango mumbled as she walked into the backroom. Shippo ran to the phone to order as quickly as he could.
"Dare I ask?" Koga asked Sesshomaru.
"Give you one guess where they are ordering from," Sesshomaru stated as he leaned over the counter.
"Let me guess, Hang Wah?" Koga laughed.
"Ding ding!" Sesshomaru said in an over exaggerated happy voice. "We have a winner! Give the boy a brand new CDS prescription bag!"
"Ha ha," Koga snorted as he walked away black baskets in hand and started grabbing drugs/
For the next two hours things remain calm until the food arrives. The staff starts shoveling food in their mouths and rotating turns to help costumers, Miroku somehow getting out of helping costumers. Our staff was still swamped as four o'clock came around and at four on the dot Miroku waved his goodbye.
"Bye guys," Miroku said as he walked towards the exit. "Hope things get better."
"Was that Miroku speed walking out to his car," Kagome asked as she began to clock in.
"More like sprinting," Sesshomaru growled, as he turned back to his line of costumers.
"Yes he did his infamous line of," Sango started the cleared her throat and start talking like Miroku. "'Bye guys hope it gets better, Heehee' line. Then ran out of here fast as possible."
"Don't forget he stood over there and did this all day," Koga said as he picked up the phone and started wiggling his foot. "Dad blah blah blah Stephanie blah blah sex getting laid I'm a whore…"
"Guys," Shippo interrupted. "That's not nice. What do you say about me when I'm not here?"
"Uhh nothing," Sango replied as Koga and Sesshomaru exchange looks of laughter. "Oh look drive thru!"
"On it." Koga replied hanging up the phone. Shippo looked at Sango.
"What do you say about me?" Shippo asked ready to cry. Sango was then saved as a woman in drive thru rolled down her window and started cooing like a pigeon.
"Coo coo don't blame the pretty lady coo coo," she cooed then proceeded to drive away. Koga shut the window and slowly walked away.
"Well that was odd," Sango remarked as Grandpa came in.
"Yo how ya doing," Grandpa said as he walked in shades still on.
"Actually it wasn't as odd as yesterday," Koga replied as he pulled out a piece of paper from his lab coat pocket. "Yesterday that lady handed me this."
"Seven days?" Sango read once she snatched the paper from Koga's hand. "What is that suppose to mean?"
"I donno as long as it happens when I'm not here," Koga replied, as he glanced at the schedule. "Yes! I'm off Saturday!"
"And we're off the clock now," Sesshomaru stated as he and Sango raced to clock out and run out of the store.
"They left me," Koga pouted.
"You'll see em later Koga-pants," Kagome replied.
"Dude," Koga looked down at his lab coat. "I don't wear pants."
"You mean you aren't wearing pants," Grandpa corrected.
"If I hit him before the nights over not my fault," Koga sighed as Grandpa called insurance companies and cleaned up Miroku's mess on drop off.
"And I'm just going to laugh," Kagome replied as she went to the front to help a costumer. Around nine o'clock they where sitting in the back just staring at each other when Rin came back to pull one of the drawers.
"What are you guys doing?" Rin asked, drawer in hand.
"Being bored," Koga sighed as Grandpa pulled out his laptop.
"Well have fun with that," Rin said as she started to walk away then turned back around. "Hey Myoga since you guys are slow mind if I take two drawers?"
"Go for it," Myoga replied as he started watching clips from grandpa's computer.
"So about that girl from the other day," Kagome said to Koga.
"Which girl," Koga asked as he kept refreshing the queue waiting for new scripts.
"The one that gave you her number," she replied, sitting on the stool next to him. "Did you call her yet?"
"No," Koga replied, not looking at her.
"Why not?" she asked curiously.
"Because I gave her my number so she can call me," Koga muttered.
"Let's talk about what you are going to say when you call her," she stated, not giving up.
"Why does any of that matter?" Koga asked, facing her with a questioning stare in his face.
"Because you need to go out with her then start dating and have nerdy hairy babies," she replied straight face as Koga dropped his jaw.
"Myoga can I leave early?" Koga squeaked. Myoga barley started to say yes before Koga was out the door.
"What got into him?" Rin asked bringing back one of the drawers and taking another.
"Hairy nerdy babies apparently," Grandpa replied, receiving blank stares from Rin and Myoga.
"Okay Rin just take all the drawers and we shall slowly exit never to be heard from again," Myoga told her, as he hopped over to drive thru and locked it up.
"Sounds good to us," Grandpa and Kagome replied unison. They all ran out leaving Rin alone to count the drawers, and find a piece of paper with the words '6 days' written a crossed it. End day 2 of costumer service hell.
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