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Foxgirl: What up peoples?
Wolfgal: We're back! Now here are some things to keep in mind while reading this.
Finn got Princess Bubblegum pregnant BEFORE he started to date Marceline.
Bubblegum hadn't told Finn she was pregnant for MONTHS
Ooh and Aah are to lands connected and are near each other
You should have watched most of the episodes and keep to date.
Many characters are like one time characters and so far only one character we've put in the story (Candy King) and we'll tell you if they're not original.
Foxgirl: We need someone to do the disclaimer. *looks at Wolfgal*
Wolfgal: What 0_0 ?
Foxgirl: *sigh* um I guess um… Ice King?
Ice King: Hey Ladies
Wolfgal: *Sprays him with pepper spray*
Ice King: OOOOW! MY WIZARD EYES!
Foxgirl: Just do the disclaimer bub.
Ice King: Oooh feisty, I like that meow.
Wolfgal and Foxgirl *roles eyes*
Chapter 2 Fears
Marceline waved good bye to her friends as they walked (or floated) down the winding dirt road of the mountain house. Finn saw the girls and waved to them and entered the house. Beemo crept out of his plastic blue laundry box bed. He crept out of his bedroom (the one where the floor and chairs tried to eat/kill Finn from the Creeps) and silently tip toed past his sleeping "brother" Neptor who slept on a bookshelf. Schwabl walked up to Beemo and licked his computer face.
"Come on Schwabl; get down now I wanna go see what's going on with Finn and Marceline." Beemo pushed the ghost dog off him and then Schwabl gave a tiny whimper and hopped on Beemo's bed and began to sleep. Beemo silently opened the creeping door until a soothing voice stopped him.
"Where do you thing you're going?" Beemo turned around to see the scaly blue ghost girl, her long green hair filled the room, and Beemo soon learned her name was Orabella. Her red and blue cat eyes bore into Beemo's computer chips and scared the oil out of him.
"Um, I'm just going to go uh… get some orange juice!"
"Alright." Orabella looked at Beemo skeptically, not believing a word he said and left the room, only to turn invisible and follow Beemo. Beemo opened the creaky door and slowly crawled down the grand steps and peered his head into the kitchen. There, stood Marceline, fixing dinner (medium rare steaks from meat man) and Finn leaned on the table next to her.
"Marceline we need to talk."
"I know Finn." Finn was taken back by Marceline's calm voice (usually she's loud and crude… and he liked her that way)
"Listen, you remember when I was um with Bubblegum right?" Finn's voice was wobbly. Marceline just nodded and watched the steak sizzle. "Well it turns out Princess Bubblegum is, um well she's pregnant… and its mine."
"Marceline turned around, and for the second time in his life Finn saw tears coming out of Marceline's ruby eyes and streamed down her lily petal white skin.
"M-Marceline. I-I" Finn was shocked at Marceline's expression.
"Finn its okay, I mean I should've expected this… life is full of pain but we gotta pick ourselves up." Marceline's pale cheeks turned a strawberry red and she attempted to wipe her tears away and stop crying but it was with no avail. Finn wrapped his arms around Marceline but she pushed him back.
"No Finn just leave it… I just, just forget about it. Just go take care of Bonnibel's kid okay?" Marceline gave a fake smile. Finn wiped the tears from her eyes and then gave her a small peck on the lips… which turned into another kiss, then another, and another. Black smoke rose out of the pan and onto the ceiling. Finn and Marceline broke away from their little moment.
"Oh no!" Marceline turned the oven off and waved her hand through the smoke. Then Marceline put her hand on her face and it left a black smudge. Finn looked at her and laughed, Marceline looked at her face in the reflection of a cup of water. She gasped and Finn laughed some more and then Marceline drew a mustache on Finn's face. Finn grabbed some soot from the pan and signed his name on Marceline's forehead. Then they started to laugh and run around the table trying to draw on each other.
"You weenie! I'm gonna get you for that!" Marceline laughed.
"Not if I get you first!"
"Oh you think you so tough huh?" Marceline giggled and then signed her name on Finn's face. Finn's face became hard and serious and Marceline backed away. Then Finn pulled her into a deep, black, sooty kiss. Beemo couldn't keep his laugh in anymore and started to role on the ground, cracking up. Marceline and Finn, hearing the laughter pulled apart from each other and saw Beemo laughing on the ground, rolling uncontrollably. Marceline and Finn glared at Beemo, their faces red and black with soot.
"Beemo go upstairs to your room now!" The lovers yelled at the same time.
Beemo giggled but then remembered what he had heard Finn say. "So… Princess Bubblegum is going to have Finn's baby? Does that mean you guys are breaking up?" Beemo had oil tears come down his face.
"Oh baby." Marceline ran over to Beemo and picked him up and swayed him back and forth in her arms and Finn walked up behind Marceline and caressed Beemo's computer head. "No no no no Beemo, no honey. Finn and I just need to work this out kay cutie?"
"O-okay." Finn began to tickle Beemo's belly (by pressing many buttons) and picked Beemo up and flew him around in the air. Beemo laughed and Marceline smiled and then got a mischievous smile (showing her fangs) and got Beemo out of Finn's arms. "Beemo you shouldn't be out of bed… who knows what could have been going on with you there." Marceline winked and gave a sly smile to Finn.
"Y-yeah Beemo you should stay in bed." Finn's face was even redder than before. Marceline giggled (which Finn thought was cute) and after giving Beemo a goodnight kiss passed him back to Finn and started to scrape up the soot. Finn started to take Beemo upstairs and Marceline could hear the conversation as they went upstairs.
"What would you guys have done?" Beemo kept asking, and as if possible making Finn blush harder.
"BEEMO STOP ASKING STUFF LIKE THAT ITS PRIVATE!"
"I'll just look it up on my computer."
"YOU BETTER NOT!"
"I will."
"You're grounded."
"NO!"
"I'm taking your controller away too."
"NO NO NO NO!"
"Two weeks?"
"Noooooooooo ugh! This is so unfair!"
"Three weeks?"
"NO!"
"Four weeks?" Finn asked Beemo then Beemo shut up and stopped thrashing around. Beemo leapt out of Finn's arms and started to walk to his room and gave Finn a puppy eyed look.
"What is it now Beemo?"
"I don't wanna sleep in my room." Beemo whined. "I'm scared of the dark."
"Since when?"
"I wanna sleep with you and mommy. Please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?"
Finn rolled his blue eyes; he had heard this act before.
"Alright but keep it together Sparky." Then Beemo hugged his arms and legs around Finn's leg and sat on his foot. Finn tried to shake Beemo off but he hung on like syrup on flapjacks. Finn smiled and walked over to his and Marceline's bedroom. Marceline smiled, hearing the conversation upstairs. Sure, they were idiots. But they were her idiots. She unzipped up her army jacket and lifted up her four shirts. She starred at her stomach. There was a bump, not big, but big enough to notice without wearing multiple shirts or sweatshirts. She was going to tell Finn the great news but then… Bubblegum called. She was only in her second month (unlike Bubblegum who was in her eighth) now she was afraid to tell Finn. She just sighed and began to suck the blood out of her steak.
"Beemo is sleeping in our room Marcie, are ya comin?" Finn called, worried why his girlfriend was taking so long.
"I'm comin Babe." She called and flew up to the bedroom where Finn was laying on the left side and Beemo was tucked snuggly in the middle. Finn was telling Beemo a story and Marceline slipped in bed on the other side of Beemo. Beemo smiled cutely at her and snuggled up to Marceline and hugged her. Finn kissed Marceline's cheek and went to sleep.
*Next Day*
Marceline got up early and was making breakfast, red pancakes with strawberries and cherry syrup with cranberry juice for drink. Schwabl was eating from her dog dish (Meat cloud chunks) and Beemo was sitting in a highchair while Neptor sat on a booster seat. Marceline felt tan arms wrap around her waist and kiss her neck.
"Hey Finn."
"The pancakes look good. What's the occasion for the feast?" Finn took a deep breath and his lips watered as he smelled the strawberries.
"Did you forget? We're having a family reunion remember?" Marceline pecked Finn on her lips.
"Oh yeah I forgot."
Marceline sighed and just shook her head, her long raven locks flew in her face.
"Flip flap flapjack pancakes are the best!" Beemo and Neptor sang.
The doorbell rang and Marceline floated to get it. First came in Jake, Jermaine, Jake and Jermaine's parents, Lady Rainicorn, and a little rainbow puppy with a gold jewel on its head. Marceline hissed which scared everyone but Lady Rainicorn and the puppy that hissed back and laughed.
"Finn! Bro what up?" Jake hugged Finn and shook him back and forth.
"Hey lil man hows it goin?" Jermaine pulled Finn out of Jake's arms and gave him a major nuggie.
"Oh it's my little baby boy! Oh I missed you so much mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mmmmmmmmmmm mwah!" Jake's mom pinched Finn's cheeks and kissed him repeatedly.
"Hello my boy. I see you got a nice house here, nice place." Jake's dad gave Finn a hand shake and a very brief hug (he didn't like to get physical) and then whispered "Your vampire girl is… safe right?"
"Yeah dad, she's a radical dame who likes to play games." Finn smiled at his girlfriend who was talking to Lady, Jake's mom, and Lady and Jake's baby girl, Rainadog. Jake's mom took tons of pictures with her big flashing camera. Then in came in Lady's parents who greeted Finn and Jake and began to talk to Jake's parents. They all began to eat Marceline's lovely red breakfast (in the dining room where the wolf painting hung and where Princess bubblegum melted) the doorbell rung again. Finn ran to the door and looked through the eyehole. He stared right into a blood red eye and almost screamed.
"Open this door human boy!" Finn recognized Marceline's dad's voice (which wasn't pleasing).
"Dad chill out you're scaring people! Yo Finn you in there?" Marshal Lee called from the other side.
Finn smiled, Marshal Lee was one of Finn's best friends and he gladly opened the door, only to have two sets beady eyes to stare him down. Marceline's mother and father glared at Finn, hissed, and then walked to the table and immediately sucked the red out of the pancakes. Finn felt an arm sling over his shoulder and his eyes met the red eyes of Marshal Lee.
"Hey Finn you been takin good care of my baby sis?"
"I'm only a year younger then you!"
"Whatever Marceline." Marshal Lee blew a piece of his spiky hair out of his face. He looked out the door and pulled in his axe bass and a baby stroller. His wife, Fiona, walked next to Marshal Lee, holding a wiggly baby in her arms. Fiona wore black bunny ear headband and had black slanted almond shaped glasses with tape in the middle on her silver eyes. Her long blonde hair cascaded down to her curvy hips.
"Hey guys what's up? Sorry Cake and Monicromicorn and their family couldn't make it. Cake is still upset I chose Marshal Lee instead of PG."
Marshal Lee kissed his baby and put it in the little bat stroller and gave it a little bat rattle. The baby was a boy who was a vampire and was named Damian. Damian had one fang and had Marshal Lee's black hair and Fiona's silver eyes. They walked over and got their spot at the table. There was the strangest family ever seen, some robots, two humans, unicorns, dogs, and vampires. There would have been more unicorns and cats but they couldn't make it. As everyone was eating and talking they heard the doorbell ring again, and Marshal Lee (wondering who it was) opened the door and saw a person no one would expect.
"ICE KING?" Everyone gasped.
"What? Neptor is my son?"
"NO man I created him he's my son!" Finn stood up and walked over to Ice King.
"And he's my grandson!" Jake's mom walked right up to Ice King and poked him in the chest. "I don't know who you are but can't just waltz up in here and-"
"Uh I got it Mom." Finn pulled her away and Jake's mother gave Ice King the "I got my eyes on you" sign and sat back down. "Alright Ice King you can stay just pull up a chair."
"Oh could this be? Are the years of fighting melted and we're a real family? I feel so-"
"Shut up gramps!" Marshal Lee yelled. Gunter waddled in behind Ice King and as Gunter was walking she glared at Marceline's dad, shook her flipper at him, and stuck her tongue out at him.
"Okay did ANYONE else see that?" He shouted and pointed to where Gunter was once standing but she was now sitting in an ice chair, looking innocent.
"Dad you're just paranoid." Marceline sucked the red out of a strawberry.
"Yeah and crazy." Marshal Lee grumbled.
"Watch it boy, I'M TELLING YOU THAT THING IS EVIL!"
"My penguin daughter is not evil how dare you accuse such a thing!" Ice King growled.
Marceline's Dad just glared at the penguin that smirked and made a "wah" sound and picked at his pancakes. Soon arguments started between the family and the vampire and human couples tried to break it up. In the midst of the fighting the doorbell rang AGAIN. Marceline walked over to the door and looked through the peek hole but couldn't see anything.
"Who's there?" Marceline asked and reached to grab her baseball bat.
"It's me!"
Marceline growled at the voice and still clutched to the bat with anger. Marceline reluctantly opened the door only for Princess Bubblegum, Candy King, and Prince Gumball to storm in.
"What are you doing here Bonnibel?" Marceline growled. "This is a family reunion, and last time I checked you're not family."
"Oh contrary Marceline. I am family, as you recall Finn is the father of my child… the real question is what are you doing here?" Bubblegum said and plopped down in Marceline's chair which was next to Finn. Prince Gumball looked at Marshal Lee and Fiona and forced a smile. "Hello Fiona I see you're doing well… cute baby it's yours and Marshal Lee's I presume. Marshal Lee."
"Pinky."
"Ugh you irritate me! Why Fiona chose you over me I'll never understand!"
"Because I'm awesome… and Fiona likes real men who don't need to be rescued all the time from old women." Marshal Lee smirked at Gumball's frustrated face.
"Why you dunderheaded brute! You are the most ignorant-"
"Why are ya'll here, Gumball?" Fiona growled (which made Gumball flinch) and held her vampire husband back from beating the stuff outta Gumball. Gumball straightened his tie out and recomposed himself. "Well it is as my sister said we are technically family. Since my dear sister is carrying Finn's child."
Everyone gasped and Ice King almost cried while Marshal Lee and Marceline's dad almost attacked Finn.
"Oh come now Gumball, everyone calm down now it's my fault." Bubblegum sneered. "Now let's have a nice breakfast as a family." Marceline and Finn gave Bubblegum a "please get out of that seat look" but Bubblegum just ignored it.
"Hey Marceline can I speak with you in the kitchen?" Fiona stood up and held Damian, there was too much tension in the air and she didn't like the way Gumball was eying her up and down.
"BLAH blah jibberish blah blah-"
"Baby turn on you translator!" Jake chuckled at his girlfriend.
"Oh uh thank you Jakie."
Fiona, Damian, Lady, and Marceline left the room and into the kitchen.
"Okay what the stuff is up with that chick?" Fiona peered out the door to Bubblegum, "Does she have poo brain or something? THAT YOUR MAN MARCELINE! Go kick her pink butt!"
"Chill Fi… Finn got Bubblegum pregnant before we started dating."
"But Marceline she making goo goo eyes at him! Look how close she is next to him!"
"Yeah Marceline! You should go beat her up!" Lady piped up, Fiona and Marceline looked shocked at the usually sweet Rainicorn.
"What? I can be tough too. But anyway she didn't take the pill even though she said she did… she and Finn were having problems and she hoped it would give him a reason to stay."
"Lady's right it was wrong what she did! I help you! You get her arms while I get her legs!" Fiona looked like an upset lion.
"Hahaha that would be fun but… she is pregnant, I cant beat her up in front of everyone, and… its Finn's child. He would be upset."
"Also you're holding a baby… how could you say you wanna fight someone while you're holding your own baby?"
"You're right Lady… sorry baby boo bear snoocum." Fiona snuggled Damian up to her face and kissed his cheek. Damian gave a giggle/gurgle and flung his arms around. The girls walked back into the room only to find two things that really upset them. One, Prince Gumball was fighting Marshal Lee and he had garlic, and Bubblegum was kissing Finn.
"Finn? H-how could you? I LOVE YOU!"
Finn pushed Bubblegum off him and looked at Marceline. "I, it's not what it looks like Marceline!"
"FINN JUST STOP, I TRUSTED YOU, I LOVED YOU! After Ash I thought every other guy I met would betray me… then you broke me… I SHOULD HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO YOU!" Marceline had tears stream down her face and was very angry that her eyes glowed like fire.
"Marceline please listen to me-"
"IT'S OVER YOU PHYSO! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" Marceline screamed and flew out the door. Finn was about to go after her but Marceline's dad put a hand, shook his head and said
"Listen Finn, I don't like you, I mean I really don't like you." Finn was about to say something back but he held his hand up. "But you make my daughter the happiest I've ever seen her. She just needs to be alone right now." Gumball smashed a cranberry juice glass onto Marshal Lee's head.
"Marshal!" Fiona yelled and Damian cried. Jake used his stretchy powers and wrapped himself around Gumballs, immobile him. Fiona ran to Marshal Lee's unconscious body and started to cry. Marceline's dad had enough. "This was supposed to be a nice reunion for my family but you had to intrude!" He yelled. "You have upset my daughter, injured my son, and ruined this reunion! Now GET OUT!"
"Well I never!" Candy King stood up and glared at the nightospheare overlord. "My daughter is just trying to be with her true love and my son is just fighting the monster that stole his and you KICK US OUT?"
"Well your daughter is a slut and should realize that my future son-in-law doesn't love her! Also what monster? Fiona just doesn't love your crazy son and instead loved mine! AND YOU SLUT OF A DAUGHTER IS TRYING TO STEAL MY DAUGHTER'S LOVE AWAY!" The vampire king shouted back.
"My daughter is no slut! Yours is! Stealing boyfriends away what a homewrecker-" Before the Candy King could finish Finn had punched him square in his fat face.
"I love Marceline with all my heart! Bubblegum broke up with me! So help me if you ever call Marceline a homewrecker again so help me I will kill you!" Everyone was taken back by the adventurer's words but no on was shocked he said it. The Candy King just practically brushed Finn off. "Ahem please get your dog off Prince Gumball." Jake reluctantly let Prince Gumball go and stretched over next to Finn. "Now come along children, the air here reeks of monster stench." Prince Gumball dusted himself off and winked at Fiona while Bubblegum blew a kiss at Finn. They both exited with Candy King slamming the door shut.
"Finn… I thought you said things would be okay?" Beemo walked up behind Finn.
"Beemo listen I-"
"You and Marceline promised!" Beemo yelled and Neptor took his baby robot brother upstairs. Finn sighed and sat in his chair and Jake walked up beside him.
"I didn't kiss her, she caught me by surprise and-" Jake silenced the frustrated boy by putting his dirty finger on Finn's lips.
"Its okay brother, I know."
"But Marceline doesn't." Finn looked at the ground and a flashback of his vampire lover's words played over and over again in his head. Jake hugged Finn and tried to calm him down. Even though they were far away the lovers both wondered the same thing over and over again.
Marceline/Finn looked at the sky and said "What am I going to do?"
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