Gryphon: Hi. Gryphon here. Like last time Shadow will do the disclaimer.

Shadow: Hi there! Cheeseburger lollipops stole my harp phone! The one without a name just got a top hat!

Gryphon: Sshh! No spoilers!

Heart: What Shadow means is Gryphon's brother just got a top hat as a Birth-Day gift, and the other thing I have no clue. Oh

Shadow: Gryphon, Me and Heart do not own LoZ or Pokemon. But we will. Just wait and see.

We will. BWA HA HA!

Gryphon: Anyways on with the story!

Chapter 2

As the trio walked through Lord Jabu Jabu belly they tossed several empty soda can, vandalized every corner and encountered many tentacool flying about. "Say, didn't we kill the boss here and all of these things die?"Nix said,"Yes but this story needs a plot and the author's brother resurrected the bosses, so yeah." A lily pad in the corner said. "Who said that!" Ike said scared." I wasn't scared! You made me scared! "

Gryphon: Is Cross the only one that hasn't broke the forth wall!

"Yes, and I'm going to break in this chapter."

Gryphon: DAMMIT CROSS!

"What about me!?" the lily pad said again.

"Ok, what are you!?"

"I'm a Lotad. Duh."

"So how come you've haven't appeared earlier in the dungeon." Nix asked the Lotad

"Because I like scaring people." "

A: Were pokemon not people .And B:I wasn't scared!" Ike yelled angrily.

Gryphon: Trust me, you were. I'm the author and I made you scared.

"Wha-SHUT UP! I DIDN'T ASK YOU!"

"Okay, so can you tell us why Gryphon's brother resurrected all the bosses?" Cross said ignoring my argument with Ike.

"Well Gryphon wanted him in the story and he liked the idea, and this story needs a plot and so his bother wanted to resurrected all the bosses, so yeah." The Lotad said while reading a magazine. "Anyways, when are you going back to Termina?"

"I don't know. Probably when Gryphon gets an idea for one of the bosses there. " Cross said to the Lotad

"Wait a minute! HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT!" Nix yelled

" Everybody knows about you guys. I mean, seriously you guy Fuck up Hyrule when you back and forth in time by seven years."

"True."

Gryphon: Okay, Nix I know you love hearing your own voice, but if you don't shut up this instant I'll have Shadow torture you!

"I DO NOT!"

Gryphon: Shadow, kill Nix slowly and painfully. MWA HA HA SUCK ON THAT BITCH!

Shadow: Really! Its my dream come true! You can help to Gryphon!

Gryphon: YAY! CHESEBURGER LOLIPOPS!

Heart: Gryphon did say Shadow was his evil insane half

" RUN AWAY!" The Lotad screamed while running like a little girl

"Well that took care of the Lotad. Ready to go fight the boss now Cross?"

"Sure, but we can't fight him without Nix."

Chapter 2 End

Gryphon: DON'T KILL ME! PLEASE! I HAVE A REASON I DID THAT!

Heart: If you find a typo/PM us/review we'll give you a imaginary Top Hat.