-next day in the living room with Pein, Kisame, Itachi, Konan, Hidan and Aeli-
"Wheres Kiyoto?" asked Konan, "Aeli, you're always with her, do you know where she is?" Aeli looked up from her book and said, "In the kitchen with Tobi..." After she said that they heard Tobi say, "Tobi is going to stick it in now!"
"Tobi are you sure it will fit?" came Kiyoto's unsure reply.
"Tobi is sure!"
"Are you really sure?"
"Tobi is really sure!"
"Okay Tobi, I'll believe you... but don't blame me if something breaks."
"Kay!" At that last comment all the Akatsukis in the living room (except Aeli) rushed into the kitchen only to find that Tobi was trying to stuff a whole bagel into one the slots in the toaster. Everyone sweat dropped and headed back into the living room. Aeli looked up at them and said, "You could have asked me what they were doing..."
"Then why didn't you f***ing tell us?" yelled Hidan angrily. Aeli simply looked at him and said, "You never asked." She went back to reading, leaving a simmering Hidan to storm off to his room and slam the door. Sasori walked in a couple minutes after Hidan left and sat on the couch to watch TV. He looked away from the TV as Kiyoto approached.
"Can you stand up for a second," said Kiyoto blushing. Sasori was slightly confused by the question, but stood up anyway. All of a sudden Kiyoto pulled Sasori's pants and boxers down.
"OMFG! He has a penis!" shouted Aeli as she pointed at it. All the other Akatsukis in the living room blushed as Sasori pulled his boxers and pants back up, murderous intent was coming off of him as he said, "Kiyoto..." Kiyoto started to back away slowly, knowing that she was in the worse situation she could be in at the moment.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" yelled Sasori as Kiyoto started to run away from him. Sasori took off after her, totally forgetting that he could control her with chakra strings. While this was happening, Aeli snuck into the kitchen and stole Itachi's cookies. Unfortunately, this feat did not go unnoticed by Itachi, who screamed, "Those are my cookies!" Aeli took off down a random hallway with Itachi hot on her heels. In the direction Kiyoto and Sasori went down, the Akatsukis heard death threats and promises to kill Kiyoto when he finally caught her. Luckily, Kiyoto is faster than Sasori and Sasori is too angry to remember he has chakra strings. Suddenly, the Akatsukis heard Itachi scream, "NO! Don't eat my cookies!" Aeli re-entered the living room, eating cookies as she ran. That turned out to be a bad idea when she suddenly tripped, landing on her back. Itachi didn't see that she tripped and ended up falling on top of her. Aeli blushed and as Itachi started to get off of her, she kicked him where the sun doesn't shine. Itachi fell to the side as Aeli said, "You suck."
"You blow," said Itachi as a response. Aeli crossed her arms and said, "Actually I do both." Every Akatsuki that heard her response blushed, but Aeli didn't pay them any attention. She just went to her room for the rest of the night...