WARNING... WARNING... WARNING... (This is blinking lights)

This has sexual turned up over 9000! You will snot your pants for the adults only action! You prob. can't handle it if your a wuss, you stupid wuss! But if you like sexy surgery and body mods and rape tickets and bloody violent explosions than maybee you can just about handle it and it gives your shiny new "fetish" kinks!

WARNING... WARNING... WARNING... (This is blinking lights again)

You reached THE SECOND CHAPTER and now it begins! You can never back out now becuzse your a baddass who got past the warnings and from now on you are my prisoner and cannot stop for the curiousity? Thats what you get for sexy reward for getting past the warnings and not discriminating against the sexual kinks and you can find the Easter Eggs too becausee there's still plenty of them and you people know that "eyephone" is not a mistake its a pun (becase you use your eyes on the phone and because it hurts your eyes and you get glasses)! The dumbass reviwers that did not get the IPHONE joke gets no easter eggs points for mentioning it but someone else could if they mention it first in review before anyone else does and get the joke yeah!

(START OF STORY SECOND OF CHAPTER)

Dr Mefisto has discovered the Tronites! While the South Park planet is made of people whom are drawings and mostly circles and stuff, the Tron Planet is made of people whom are real photoshops! It blows his mind and fills him with the sexy!

Dr. Mephisto has never seen a woman as real as Quorra from the Tron fandom (ha, ha, I abducted her from the other fandom and she visits South Park). Her skin is like burnished pale blueberries. Her tongue is like a fire carpet. Her hair is really spiffy. He counts all her hairs in the place and decides that she's gone over puberty at least 8 years ago! Quorra is ripe for the porking, like a pork sandwich, and he's going to make that sandwich, yes he is, with the gay grown-up South Park gay boys and there straights semes in THE GAYEST EXPERIMENT OF ALL TIME but Dr, Mefisto sees there is a problem.

Quora is a chick so she has a front place and a back place, but dudes only have a back place. The dividing line between the front place and the back place is called a "taint" boys and girls and this "taint" is what scares away gay dudes and keeps them away from the chick's places. Too many places makes the gay hormones jump to enormous levels over 9000 and there brains get confused. That is not the sexy and they wander off and forget about porking chicks and then where they see dudes they are reassured becase the dudes only have one place and no taint and it don't hijack their gay hormones when they see only one place.

Having two places is like having two boobies. All the chick things come in pairs, like the cl-toris and the g-spot are a pair and the highmen and the cervix are a pair, becuze 2 is the number of the yin but 1 is the number of the yang! But dudes have onlyy one place and only one pecker!

Dr, Mefisto must correct this! For a sexy like Quorra, it is a national tragedy if she cannot enjoy all the attentions! She can enjoy lesbian chicks, straight dudes and straight chicks, but as long as the "taint" exists Quorra is completely disabled from the attentions of gay dudes! They just won't pork her and this is a serious disability for Quorra!

Dr, Mefisto discovers the gender switch button under Quorra's chin but that just makes her into a straight dude and than the gay dudes still wont pork her becuz she's not seme! (When Gay Dues pork straight dudes it is always the seme and the uke unless it is "blow jobs" and then I don't know). Quorra is a dedicated uke because she is also a chick! So Dr. Mephisto has no choice about it. Such a precious flower of s-x and er-tica cannot be denied through descrimination! Dr. Mefisto will fight the homophobia of society that limits sexual and he will bravelty burst open all boundaries that restrict gay people by his groundbreaking new surgery, and he will cure Quorra of her disability.

First, Dr, Mefisto eats the cheese crackers with the fish shape while the monkey-guy follows the youtube video instructions Dr Mephisto left on his youtube channel for how to correct a chick's double anatomy (if theres two of something, one isn't needed!)

The monkey-guy dude thing in the Hawaiian shirt jacket from Costco or maybe Hyvees takes a big metal rod like two feets long and sticks it through both of Quorra's n-pples and does n-pple piercing on her. He screws each end tighter and tighter until her two n-pples are touching and then he surguries them together so there is only one giant n-pple with a bar piecring through it. He uses welding!

Now the cleavage (the crack between big boobies) is perfect for t-tty porking becuz the schlong can't fall out! Than the monkey-dude guy does the 2nd surgery which is yanking out the taint with plyers to create an assgina! Quorra's assgina is now very big, bigger than any front place of any chick who has ever lived, becus it adds the two together.

"I have created the world's first Assgina," Dr Mefisto says and he inspects the surgery with his ass-o-scope and finds that it is all good. Their is loads of smegma but no poop becuz computers don't poop so it is all of the sexy with none of the poop!

Dr. Mefistto diapers her in a diaper bikini to catch the smegma from the Assgina (it is really large like 12 inches long and wider than a pepsi can) and also a boobies diaper to cover her modesty and in case any milk comes out of her single n-pple. Than he ties her to a ticking bomb and puts her in the middle of the mall in South Park with a note taped to her forhead!

Well, I was going to write the sexy s-x scene with Buttman, Creek and Style all DP Quorra but I got tired and stop here so wait until chapter 2.5 where all the sexual s-xiness explodes onto your screen like a high definition blue ray! If you want to increase the sexual even more, now is you're only chance to leave reviews and ask for your own kinks and "fetishes" to all be include! You Bratz (tm)!