Chapter Two: Getting Weird Together
EPOV
Keep your eyes on the telly. Ignore Bella. Take a sip of beer. Ignore Bella. Cross left ankle over right ankle. Ignore Bella. Tap left foot incessantly. Ignore –
"Bella, for God sake, just say something or stop STARING AT ME!" I shouted at the smug-faced Bella grinning evilly at me. "There are just no words for this." She breathed still staring at me amazed. "The Edward Cullen himself, prominent college student, respected hurler, over 600 points in his leaving cert, meitheal leader, and, most importantly, talented PIANIST, couldn't comprehend your basic fingering procedure!" Bella listed off before falling off the sofa laughing. "Ha ha! How's the hand holding up by the way?" She asked mock innocently, wiping the tears from her eyes.
After finding out why Jessica threw me unceremoniously out of her house, I meticulously scrubbed and disinfected my hand, and it was now soaking in a bowel beside me. "Fine" I gritted "Is that all Bella? I'm trying to watch something here." I replied gesturing with my beer bottle to the telly which was showing me how to get better pec definition in two weeks. "Oh I'm so sorry, surely your problems can all go away with more defined chest muscles" she said seriously focusing on the screen.
"Seems to work for Jake." I huffed back at her. "At least he can compensate in other ways, unlike some gobshites I know." Bella eyed me maliciously from the floor. "Right just cos I'm not a slut like Jake I have nothing to offer?" I scoffed leaning down to her. "Jake's not a slut! And what exactly do you have to offer Cullen? Besides unwanted arsehole invasions, cos I'm sure you'd have a much larger demographic to draw from with those skills" Bella retorted, with narrowed eyes, sitting up on her knees to bring our faces closer.
We stared at each other for a few moments, Bella furious that I'd insulted her 'special' friend, and me just furiously embarrassed. "Bitch" I whispered and tipped my bowel of water off the sofa and onto her face. "Argh! I'm infected with ass germs" Bella jumped up off the floor scrubbing her face with the bottom of her pyjama top. "Ew! Die evil scumbag!" she threw herself at me, pushing me down sideways along the sofa, and trying to strangle me. "Bella get off me!" I cried holding her wrists away from me as much as I could. "Make me bitch!"
We struggled for a few minutes until I managed to flip us around do that I was straddling Bella and holding her wrists above her head. "Ah! Cullen let me go!" Bella tried to lift herself off the sofa but I had her held down pretty tight. "Never!" I exclaimed victoriously back at her. I released her wrists and quickly darted my hands down to her sides, tickling her mercilessly. "NO!" Bella shouted so loudly I was afraid our neighbours would think we were killing each other. Not that we really would... unless seriously provoked.
I ceased my assault on Bella and flopped down on her heavily letting out a huge breath. "Omph! Christ I think you just flattened my boobs Ted." Bella complained, still breathing heavily from laughing so much. "Nah, they'll be fine." I reassured her. I nestled my head under her neck, and brought up one of my arms around the back of her head, laying my other arm beside her. She brought her arms and legs around me, pulling me even closer to her and rocking us as she patted my head. "Poooooooor Teddy." She drawled. "You'll be fine, it'll just take a while to learn really. It's not something you can master from studying books, unfortunately for you. I would've thought Jess would be a hard one to mess up though, she's constantly up for it."
"Thanks Bells that really makes me feel better." I moaned. "What the hell am I going to do? Seriously, I can't ask Emmet or Jasper for more detail, because they think I just need to brush up on my skills. Even watching porn is useless, It's not like you can actually see inside the guys mouth or anything, and it looks as boring as hell, down there working away for an unknown amount of time... and the taste! Bleugh!" I shuddered. "To be fair that was Jessica Ted, not all women are going to taste that way. Why did you down straight away though when you don't know what you're doing?"
"Alice has let it be known to everyone that I love eating out, Emmet asked Rose to help the cause apparently. You know Alice she doesn't care what people think of her anyway, and with her experience people really believe it when she says someone's good, but you'd know all about that" I sniggered. In the early weeks of our first year in college Bella was 'confused' about her sexuality and Alice had been there to help her decide. It may have taken a few months of sexual encounters with Alice but Bella made up her mind that she was straight. Personally I think that the rumours about the size of a certain Mr Blacks dick might have tipped the scale for her decision.
"Shush!" She shook me "Don't try to change the subject, I was trying to think of ways to help you know, but now my mind is wonderfully distracted." Bella laughed "I don't know Ted, just keep trying your best." She shrugged underneath me. "Try my best? Really? That's pure gold Bells thanks I don't know why I was approaching this half-arsed before. Now I'm sure to get laid!"
Both of us were stumped, well I was half stumped and half still toying with the idea of selling my virginity on teleshopping. I was halfway through scripting the advertisement in my head when Bella spoke up again. "Why don't you just ask Alice to help you out?" "But I don't like Alice that way; she's really nice but just not my type." "Well it's not like you'll have much choice Jessica lets it be known that she was practically almost anally raped" I pushed myself up quickly to look down at her. "What? I did not! Did she say that?" Bella grinned "Not in so many words, but it probably will be by tomorrow knowing her."
"Fantastic!" Bella brought her arm up to scratch my head again comfortingly. "Don't get so bogged down, everyone's first sexual experiences are awkward or embarrassing in some way, once you're more confident you'll be fine." She smiled up at me.
"Thank you. It's just the experience part I have to get first" I mused. I closed my eyes for a moment enjoying the feeling of Bella running her fingers through my hair unconsciously, making me sleepy. "Bella?" I asked tentatively, still keeping my eyes closed. "Mmmhmm?" "Will you help me?" I whispered and opened my eyes to gauge her reaction. "I'm trying my best here!" She said looking up at me puzzled. "No Bella, I mean, you said yourself, I need more experience, and well I don't want Emmet and Jasper to find out I'm still a virgin and can't think of anyone who would be able to keep a secret, or someone who I could trust more than you to help me with this and ... well... say something Bells"
"I ...don't... know" At least she looked like she was thinking about it. "Won't it be weird?" "I know the answer to that as much as you do, but if it does get weird we don't have to do anything." I replied still feeling unsure about it myself. I put my head back underneath hers to avoid looking at her while she was thinking it over. We had been friends all our lives, we had kissed before but never romantically, but at the same time we hadn't exactly acted like siblings, despite our mischievous behaviour. It would defiantly be a different path to our relationship that we'd never really discussed before.
A few minutes later she decided "OK. We'll try and see if it's weird. If not we can continue, and I'll give you a crash course in the female body and all its mystery" "Really? Are you sure? I don't want you to do something you're not comfortable with." I pushed myself back up on my elbows to so I could see her. "I'm sure, don't worry." She smiled reassuringly. "Thanks Bells... So how will we find out if it's weird or not?"
She studied my face for a few seconds and then brought her hands up to frame my face, rubbing her thumbs across my cheeks she said "Like this" and slowly brought my face down toward hers. Mesmerised I couldn't close my eyes as my lips touched hers; she pressed her lips firmly against my top lip as my lips cushioned her bottom one. We kissed again for a few moments until suddenly, as though our bodies knew what to do, our tongues ventured out at the same time and we were on fire.
Bella fisted her hands in my hair and let out a deep moan, as I brought my hand up her side and along her arm up to hold her neck, as our tongues were trying to claim each other's mouth. I could feel my dick growing harder as we pushed against each other, Bella's legs locking behind my back and pushing me into her with her feet. I ground against her as we broke apart for air, but continued to kiss her jaw and down her neck breathing heavily.
"Edward! God ...that feels so g-good" Sill grinding my now rock hard cock against her I captured her lips again with desperate need. We were both sweating now, our bodies seeking out pleasure from one another, as we mindlessly pushed against each other. Panting into each other's open mouth now, I opened my eyes to see Bella staring intently up at me "Please E-Edward ... Mmmmm...so close" she managed to get out as I pushed my cock harder against her centre. "Come on Bella, I can't... " I pushed myself into her once more "Ungh!... oh ... Bella" I collapsed onto her for the second time tonight, only this was far more satisfying. Panting I kissed up her neck to her lips and kissed her once more before sitting up.
"Weird for you?" I asked nonchalantly, as she stood up. "Nope" I grinned, slightly smug knowing I did something right tonight at least. "Now that we know it's not weird, we can get started on your first lesson tomorrow." "And what will that be Ms. Swan?" I asked wiggling my brows. "Well from tonight's experiment, how to wait until your partner has climaxed before you smother her."
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A/N Don't feel too bad for Bella just yet! First lemon, please review!