Chapter 2: IT'S BACK!
"Shhh. Shut up would you", whispered a young author at the front door of the Smash Mansion. "Well pal, I can't believe I've had no pay cuts yet", whispered an older man. "That doesn't matter now. What matter is running away from Larry" another replied. "Ah heck, I might as well switch to script form now", the author stated while walking into the Smash Mansion.
EpicGarchomp24: It's go time boys, Phoenix write me that disclaimer, Edgeworth stand by for a bit, and Gumshoe get the portable jail cells.
Gumshoe, Edgeworth, Phoenix: SIR YES SIR.
EpicGarchomp24: *Summons Blake and Diego from his older dead Fanfiction At Large* I need you two to rig the outside with explosives, got that? MAKE SURE TO WAKE EVERYONE UP.
Blake and Diego: *Silently nod and walk away*
*5 Minutes Later*
!
*Screams are heard as all the Smashers and Hands congregate in the Foyer*
EpicGarchomp24: Welcome all smashers. Guess what?
Lucas: What?
Ganondorf: I take over the world.
Link: You wish.
EpicGarchomp24: Let's just say that it's time for you to do some more truth or dare requests OF TORTURE. I am Diabolos's successor and we shall have more fun with EVERYONE back and the epic FINAL DARE!
Everyone: What?
Ganondorf: More torture? Are you kidding me?
EpicGarchomp24: So, LIGHTS,
Gumshoe: CAMERA,
Phoenix: ACTION!
Edgeworth: OBJECTION. Stop stealing my line Wright.
*Everyone sweatdrops*
EpicGarchomp24: Anyways I am bringing back the one who started it all, Diabolos, to help me out. So Diabolos, the first Review please.
Diabolos: No Problem. This is from PhilthePersonaGuy.
TOURCHER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pit: Say you don't love Peach. Luigi: Kill Mario. Link: I'm felling nice, go fight Dark Jak (Jak and Daxter 3 fully upgraded to be pricice) Zelda: Again, felling nice, go shoot Link with the arrows of light. R.O.B: Have this cake. Wario: Kill Link. Mario: TO THE LAND OF STEVES!
Samus: Kill Falcon and Snake, for old time's sake.
EpicGarchomp24: Begin.
Pit: Peach, I don't love you. *Cries*
Luigi: Sweet! *Kills Mario with a knife*
Mario: Mama Mia! *dies*
Master Hand: Argh! Not more killing!
Crazy Hand: YAYZ. I get to jump on the TRAMPOLINE. *Jumps on Jigglypuff, who dies*
Link: Fine.
*An hour later*
Link: I'm completely exhausted. *Passes out*
Zelda: This will be easier when he's passed out. *Shoots Link*
Link: What the! *Flies into oblivion*
R.O.B.: I am a robot so I cannot eat cake. However, I appreciate your gift.
Wario: WA HAH HAH.
EpicGarchomp24: Let me get Link. *Uses author powers while glowing bright red*
Link: Hey, I'm back! *Gets run over by Wario on his motorcycle* Really? *dies*
Mario: Not a again! *Takes a warp pipe to the land of Steves*
Samus: I love my job!
CF and Snake: Samus no! Not again! *Get killed by Samus's blaster*
Master Hand: GRRR *Revives everyone*
EpicGarchomp24: Next up is PikaBolt.
Mario (in the land of Steves): I think-a somebody just –a said PikaBolt.
Woohoo! You're continuing Diabolos's ToD! And I wish my OC could co-host! (Her description is on my bio) But I don't know the answer to the question... anyway... TRUTHS!: Peach: Why do you repay Mario with Cake everytime he saves you? Wario: Do you like Mona? And now dares!: Crazy Hand: Become normal! Jigglypuff: Try going on American Idol and win. and last dare: Mr. G&W: Kill Marth, Ike, and Peach with the Turtle of Pain! (And the turtle can't hurt you)
That's it for now! Bye from PikaBolt! And good luck with the story!
EpicGarchomp24: Yes PikaBolt, wish granted for the next co-hosting slot for the next chapter, so you can final dare.
Peach: I take pride in my cooking skills and Mario just loves cake.
*Silence*
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EpicGarchomp24: DIEGO! IF YOU EVER USE ANY MORE C4 NEAR THE MANSION, I WILL SEND YOU INTO NONEXSTIENCE!
*Maniacal laughing in the distance*
Anyways, just continue.
Wario: Maybe I do. Maybe I don't. I'm a gonna need money for that one. And some treasure too!
Crazy Hand: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEZ. Fine, I'll be normal for this chapter only.
Master Hand: Wow. It's been longer than 3 seconds, so Crazy just set a personal record.
Jigglypuff: Ok.
*3 hours later*
Jigglypuff: Jigg-ily-puff.
Simon Cowell: COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH!
Jigglypuff: WAAAAAAAH.
Simon Cowell: Wow. She just walked away with $1000000 right in front of her. What a fool. I guess that's what you get when all the other contestants fall asleep. I love my job.
G&W: Yeah- beep!
*Takes out turtle of pain*
Marth: ! *Dies due to turtle bite*
Ike: Hey, chicken! *swallows turtle* What the? *Turtle claws its way out of Ike's stomach*
GRAPHIC IMAGE ALERT! *Master Hand blocks camera*
Peach: *Turtle eats her without a single word*
Master Hand: PLEASE STOP KILLING PEOPLE!
Diabolos: Hey, the reviewers do what the reviewers do. Next is Ikerulesall.
Yay sequels
Truthes- Peach- U like Pit. Dont be in denial Ike- Chicken is good. Have some Chicken McNuggets Link- U hate Ganondorf(k) . Why?(curiosity) Dares Peach-Look!Pit got raped! By Bowser! Kill Bowser for what he did. Link- Kill Ganondork. Preferabbly with The Bow(target practice) Ike-Raid McDonalds for their tasty chicken Wario- Pit of Redeads. Now Link- (shoves off cliff) dare done. Byeeeeee
Peach: OKAY. PEOPLE, I LOVE PIT! There.
Ike: Yes! *Eats the Chicken* I am powerful now! Die all n00bs b3cause I talk in n00bish 1337 sp3ak! *Runs around like crazy*
Link: Well I hate Ganondorf for many reasons. One, he is always trying to take over the world, whch will never happen. Two, he keeps kidnapping Zelda forcing me to save the world EVERY FREAKING DAY it seems. Third, he wishes he could have all 3 Triforce for his own. Fourth, he won't admit he is really Ganondork. Finally, He thinks he can take over the world with the creator of the Universe but still FAILS, (Just like Master Hand).
Master Hand: Did somebody just say my name?
Link: Nope. Nobody said anything.
Peach: Oh my gosh! BOWSER YOU SON OF A %#$&. DIE!
Bowser: I didn't do anything! NOOOOOEZ!*Gets killed by Peach*
Ike: Yeah buddy!
*At McDonald's*
Ike: PUT YOUR HANDS UP. THIS CHICKEN IS MINE! ALL WHO RESIST WIL RECIEVE THE GREAT AETHER TO THE HEAD.
*Returns with a dump truck full of chicken*
Ike: Raid successful!
Wario: What? WAAAAH! *Falls into pit of redeads. Again*
Link: What the? *Get pusheds off a cliff*
*Ikerules all runs away laughing insanely*
EpicGarchomp24: Crap, I forgot to fix the fourth wall. *Uses author power to make a new iron fourth wall* That's better. Anyways, next on the roster is DarknessofHeart.
I'm Excited That Your Continuing The ToD, Me Happy :3 Truths Pit: I'm Really Sorry That I Gave You Poisin In The Last ToD Of Diablos Will You Forgive Me T-T I Don't Know How I Got Them Mix Up. Ike: Who Are Your Imaginary Friends? Peach:How Did You Like Your Hair Cut Hehehe... Snake: Your my Second Favorite Charecter :) (Pit Is My First Favorite) Toon Link:How Do You Like Winning Your Battle With Link In Diablos ToD Everyone: Pizza Or Hamburgers? (They Get The Food That They Choose) Now Dare Time Pit: I Give You A Golden Arrow That Kills Any Person That You Choose Snake: Kill Capton Falcon With A Ray Gun. Olimar: I Give Your Pikmin Immortality. Samus: I Want You To Dress As Peach For An Hour. Pokemon Trainer:I Give You A Master Ball Crazy Hand: No More "Trampoline" For You
Final Dare: Zombies are coming, RUN!
EpicGarchomp24: Well, Thaks for the final dare but those are to be provided by hosts. I'll use this though.
Pit: It's OK. I forgive you… for now.
Ike: Well I have about 3673 imaginary friends and their names are Bob, Billy, Joe, Mick, Michael, Brady, Tomas, Steve, Wes, *2 hours later*, Jordan and Taylor. And that's all 3673!
Everyone else: O_O
Peach: I absolutely hated it! *cries*
Snake: About time I got some respect. I think I like this reviewer, except I have to do one thing first. Hey Pit!
Pit: What?
Snake: Think fast. *Throws grenade*
Pit: WAAAAAH! *dies*
Snake: Now I'm his/her favorite.
Toon Link: Dude, it was AMAZING! Even though everybody calls me puny, I practically pwned myself and I can pwn everybody else since I pwned myself!
Crazy Hand: Why do you talk in text talk when you say "pwn"?
Toon Link: IDK.
Mario, Luigi, Lucario: Pizza!
Everybody Else: Hambugers!
*All receive food chosen and then eat it*
Ike: HEY! Mine didn't have chicken!
Master Hand: No dip Sherlock. It's made with beef.
Donkey Kong: Wait a sec. Why did Lucario choose pizza?
Lucario: Because I generally like to eat like a vegetarian.
Everybody: 0_o
Pit: *revived by EpicGarchomp24* Hmm. This is a no-brainer. I'll shoot Snake for REVENGE!
Snake: AAAAAAAH! *gets shot by the golden arrow*
EpicGarchomp24: Crazy, revive Snake.
Crazy Hand: What? Why me? I didn't do anything!
EpicGarchomp24: *Whistles* You HAVE to be normal.
Meanwhile on the roof:
Blake: Cool you trigger claw Diego! The second whistle means we shoot.
Diego: Oh. Forgot about that.
Back at the Mansion:
Snake: YES! DIE CRAPTAIN FALCON! *Fires the ray gun*
CF: NOOOOOOEZ! *Dies after getting shot 5 times*
Olimar: Thanks! *Pikmin glow purple*
Crazy Hand: Why purple?
EpicGarchomp24: Arcues's blessing, in dragon form of course.
Samus: Fine I'll do it!
*5 minutes later*
Samus: *Walks out wearing a pink dress that Peach has* This is not my style at all.
Everyone: *laughs hysterically*
Pokemon Trainer/Red: Now I can catch any pokémon I want! Thanks!
Crazy Hand: Fine. I am normal for this chapter only.
Phoenix: Get ready to run everyone!
All Hosts and Cohosts: ZOMBIE TIME!
And now we switch out of script format for the results. Sonic just ran away like the dare said. Link managed to get himself and Zelda on Epona and rode away. Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, DK, Diddy Kong, and Wario get on their karts and drive away at 100 mph. Fox and Falco escaped on Arwings while Snake was flown out by Colonel on a helicopter that was heavily armed. Red and Kirby flew away on Charizard and a star, respectively. Pikachu stowed away on the helicopter with Snake and Lucario ran along with Sonic. Olimar and Samus escaped on rocketships and Captain Falcon escaped on the Blue Falcon. Game and Watch, Ice Climbers, Ike, Marth, Toon Link, Ganondorf and everyone else not were mauled by the zombies. Edgeworth was being chased by a zombified Oldbag as EpicGarchomp24 whistled twice. 12.4 seconds later, Blake and Diego had taken care of all of the 4000 zombies. In the meantime, Master Hand revived everyone who was mauled.
Diabolos: Next from randm reviewer.
This will be fun u know u will have a bad day when u fall out of bed and miss dares WOLF- HAND YOUR SELFOVER T0 THE POLICE (use mind control powers if he no go) link- HAND ZELDA OVER TO THE POLICE (mind control if he no do) mario- same with peach truths bowser- who is bowser jrs mom (if he no say jail if he do say jail any way) all peeps- in jail how is it like in there =p reviewer note those who are in jail can still be truthed or dared and those who are in jail STAY there untill 5 chapters are up or i relase them and others may jail as well but i control when they get out (if u dont like this then just say so in next chapter) random reviewer out
Wolf: I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it!
EpicGarchomp24: AUTHOR POWER TIME! *Uses mind control*
Wolf: M-mu-ss-t ob-b-ey Epi-icGar-r-cho—mp24. Fine, you win.
Gumshoe: To the portable jail cells pal! You're under arrest.
Link: Like Wolf said, I'm not doing it.
EpicGarchomp24: Bad choice. *Uses Author Powers to try and Mind Control Link*
Link: My Triforce of Courage will help me resist mind control, so Zelda's going nowhere.
EpicGarchomp24: Stupid Triforce. *Whistles three times* You win that battle. Now do the dare! *Smiles evilly.
Link: Why? Is that a gun at the back of my head?
Blake: Yes, why yes it is.
Diego: Surrender or we shoot.
Link: Argh. Fine, take her away Gumshoe.
Zelda: No Link! Don't do this!
Gumshoe: To the portable jail cell pal!
*Mario returns from the land of Steves*
Mario: With pleasure.
Gumshoe: You're coming with me pal! *Throws Wolf, Zelda, and Peach into jail*
Bowser: Junior's mom is… Pauline.
Everyone: WTF?
Bowser: Yeah it felt right since we were both against Mario ever since he liked Peach.
*Everyone is silent*
BOOO * EpicGarchomp24 silences noise*
EpicGarchomp24: I swear that if those two don't cut it out…
Peach, Wolf, Zelda: JAIL SUCKS!
EpicGarchomp24: And our final reviewer on the day is Cybernetic Author Unit 5.
Alright, first things first, Bowser, I support you marrying peach all the way, I don't care what mario says, because he's a italian plumber who eats mushrooms. alright, truths gannon, if you could have one girl, who would it be? link: who do you like more, Zelda or Midna? (if you say zelda I will kill you) CF: why do you say FALCON PUNCH? it's stupid Kirby: what does mario taste like? dares: Bowser, I dare you to kiss peach, right now Samus: I dare you to kill CF, because he's a ********** Snake: I dare you to burn your box Mario and Link: I dare both of you to tell Zelda and peach what you think of rescuing them every other day
Bowser: Thanks bro. You are truly my favorite reviewer so far.
Ganondorf: I would have Zelda because I would then have two Triforces and then with her on my side I can steal Link's and then I will have all 3 Triforces and I will FINALLY rule the world!
Link: Again you wish. Anyways I like Zelda more. *Cybernetic Author Unit 5 comes in, breaks Fourth Wall, and kills Link* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Dies*.
EpicGarchomp24: MY BEAUTIFUL FOURTH WALL! DESTROYED! OH THE HUMANITY! *Makes new fourth wall*
CF: Because it makes me look super cool. We all know I am!
Kirby: Pizza with a side of portabella mushrooms.
Bowser: *Kisses Peach*
Mario: Mamma Mia! *faints*
Samus: These days I just love reviewers. Die Captain Falcon you $#%#! *Fires blaster*
CF: Samus, baby! Don't do this to me! *Gets hit and dies*
Snake: I love my box but fine, if you say so. *Takes out matchbox*
Falco: Why aren't you using any explosives?
Snake: Because the dare says burn, birdbrain.
*Box burns for 3 minutes*
Snake: Job done.
Mario and Link: Sometimes(a) the fact that we(a) have to rescue you every day gets(a) extremely annoying and sometimes we(a) do not(a) like it whatsoever. There, that's off our chest.
Zelda: I love you too Link.
Link: What the?
Everyone: *_*
Edgeworth: Well that wraps it up for this episode. See ya next time!
Phoenix: Did Edgeworth just say, "See ya next time"?
Edgeworth: No. No I didn't.
END CHAPTER 2
Wow that was A LOT longer than expected. Anyways rules are the same, Pikabolt is next cohost and keep reviewing everyone. Thank you for all the ideas and I hope I did good. Anyways a little heads up for the next chapter:
Will Crazy Hand go crazy again after breaking his 3 second record?
Will Edgeworth object to Phoenix's disclaimer?
Will the jailbirds get released by randm reviewer?
FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!
Again, thanks and R&R.
Garchomp out.