A/n here's some rules and disclaimer is the same as before *tear* Another quickie but this was pestering me, so yeah I posted this. Hope you enjoy! xD

Rule 11. Pets are not allowed to be brought back from off world

A. Claiming that it is your soul mate is not an excuse to bring it back

SGA-11 decided that they wanted to bring back the oh so adorable but oh so poisonous meerkat look-a-like creature back. Turns out the poison was deadly and almost killed everyone that had came in contact with it. Fortunately a cure was found for it. Unfortunately the cure was slightly painful and now SGA-11 are in hiding.

Rules 12 Do not fill condoms with yoghurt and throw them at people

A. Just No

SGA-7, 6, 1, 12 and got bored and only had condoms and yoghurt. After three cases of shock and four cases of broken bones; Carson went in and broke it up. Then put the team on clean up duty. The teams were now not looking forward to their next check up.

Rule 13 Do not tap dance whilst singing fame whilst on a wraith ship

A. It gives away your position

B. You can't sing

C. The wraith don't like musicals

Normally SGA-5 was quite normal, so this was a shock when they were behind this rule. If their singing wasn't so bad then the wraith wouldn't of thrown them out of their ship. Luckily the ship was parked on land and SGA-5 managed to get away.

Rule 14 Do not eat turkey sandwiches whilst flying a puddle jumper

A. Or flying anything

B. Yes, I'm talking to you Sheppard

He crashed into one of Atlantis' towers…

Rules 15 Do not call the wraith evil space life sucking vampires

A. Only Sheppard can call them that

B. They don't like it

The last person who did this got hit by Sheppard, and then killed by the wraith; for once they were on the same side.

Rule 16 'How may people can fit in a puddle jumper' contests are now banned.

Nobody knew who genius' idea was but after seeing the result of this contest no one could sleep for a week. At least no one attacked during that time.

Rule 17 Turkey sandwiches are now banned

A. Sorry Sheppard

After people found out that Sheppard could be persuade to do anything for turkey sandwich everything got out of hand. Everyone agreed to forget that week.

Rule 18 No naming things the Enterprise

A. Or voyager

B. Or blaabreeboogamata

Someone decided to name the new found ship the Enterprise. This resulted in the whole Atlantis starting a sci-fi war between star trek and star wars. This did not end up well and ended up with a slightly annoyed Carson. No one knew where blaabreeboogamata came from but they got slightly worried for that persons sanity and decided to end the war. That was the official story, the unofficial was that they were scared of what would happen at their next check-up and decided that it would be best to stay on Carson's good side.

Rule 19 Don't let hyper people loose around Atlantis

A. No, just no

Someone had a ickle bit too much sugar and decided to run rampage around the city. At 2am in the morning. No one was happy and now said person is in hiding from the angry mob that is after him.

Rule 20 No volcanoes are to be built

A. Do you have a death wish?

Ok so science fair volcanoes are ok, but building a giant one in the middle of the control tower filled with real lava was a bit over the top. No one knew how on earth the science department got this but they almost destroyed the control tower in the process. Fortunately, the lava was fake and didn't do any lasting damage. Good thing they didn't know this.