The warden froze, a look of disbelief etched across his face has he felt his eye twitch. "M-MAID? WHAT THE FUCKING- WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT YOU FUCKING WHORE?" he screeched at the top of his lungs, his ruby red eye twitching with anger, in disbelief as the young foreigner simply sat there with a wide grin on her face. "Yes, and if-"
"YOU FUCKING INGRATE, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A MAID?" he shouted, now up in her face, with a deathly glare that she was sure the Devil himself always wore. "Because, you said anything! And you've been working me like a dog since I got here! I am tired, and cranky, and you never hear me out, so you're getting a taste of your own medicine for the month! Starting tomorrow!" the man simply pulled back, a wicked smirk spread across his face. "And if I refuse, ingrate?" he sneered, causing a smile to form on the rosy lips of the foreigner, as she chuckled gently to herself, standing from the seat, and re ordering the cards. "Then, you have to work in the circus under White for an entire year. Pick your poison" she grinned. "You have 10 seconds. Go. 10, 5, 3-" "Fine! I'll fucking be your fucking butler!" he spat, teeth clenched and fist in tight balls. This made Alice smile, pushing the Joker lightly outside of her room. "Starting tomorrow! Make sure you give me a wake up call~ And get ready for hell!" she laughed, slamming the door, ignoring any further objections from the now pissed warden.
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The next morning, Alice slept in, snuggled deep beneath the crimson red and jet black checkered blankets and white sheets, her head buried into the softness of the black pillow. She felt as if she were slowly drifting on a cloud, slowly swaying gently in her sleep, her breathing easy as the blankets rose and fell gently as she breathed. It felt good to her aching muscles. Her legs seemed to twitch from soreness, and she slept like a dead corpse, not moving.
It was peaceful, that is until the sound of a door slamming open made her jolt up from that peace and comfort she was indulging in. "WAKE UP, BITCH!" the warden shouted, in his usual attire. Then she remembered! He was now her slave for the month. "I expected that wake up call 2 hours ago, Black. Tsk..." she sighed, chuckling inside her head at the look he gave her. "I'm sorry, you're royal bitchiness..." he growled. "Drop the cursing, and please prepare my bath!" she cheered, and he mumbled, waving a hand in reply, heading to the bath. "Black. Come back." he turned on his heel, and faced her again, his wine red eye flickered with distant hatred and misery. Oh, this would be BRILLIANT. "I didn't hear you~" with that, he raised an eyebrow. "What the f- What are you talking about?" he murmured, knowing it would be bad if he swore. She moved a strand of her hair back, and laughed. "Wheres the 'Yes, Mistress'?" Blacks eye twitched, as he felt his anger rise. "You're going to stand there until you say it!" she smirked. It took 10 minutes of silence, before he finally gave in. "Y-Yes... Miss... Mistre... Mistress..." he choked out, practically wanting to bite his tongue off after saying it. She smirked, as he left to draw her bath. "Oh, and you must wear this!" she grinned, walking to her closet and pulling out the one thing Black feared. A dark crimson red maid dress with a black round collar and black lace edgings hung from a blue collar. The apron was pure snow white with black lace edgings, and stopped at high thigh, with a low V cut front, black strings tying that part together. "Fuck. No" he breathed, his anger now boiling over at the sight of the horrid dress. Alice frowned, and threw it at him anyway. "Wear it, or I'll tell White you're working the circus for a year" she glared into his glares. It was a Sudden Death glare down, until the man finally gave in. "FINE FINE!" he shouted, stomping off toward his bedroom, slamming the door closed loudly. This brought a smile to her face. She was going to enjoy the next 31 days immensely!
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"Your bath is ready... Mistress..." he murmered, bowing, and gesturing his hand towards the door of the bathroom. She could feel the warm steam come from the room, and it made her muscles ache for the warmth of the water to soothe the sore pains. She stepped inside, closing the door behind her, locking it, although she knew even that wouldn't stop him. She smiled, dipping one foot into the warm soapy water. The warmth wrapped around her leg, making her melt into the lukewarm water, a satisfied sigh escaping her lips, as she slouched into a lounging position, the warm water engulfing her sore body, bringing pleasure. This was truly heaven...
Black rummaged through the girls bedroom, picking up books, and various articles of closing, slipping some in his pocket for later blackmail.. He put the others back into the drawers, slipping certain bras and panties into his pocket with a smirk, before a thought came to mind. A dark thought. Chuckling, he quickly put this plan into action, with no second thoughts.
Finally, after about an hour, the sound of water draining echoed in the wide bathroom, as the girl stepped out, drying her sun kissed hair thoroughly, wrapping one around her petite body, before stepping outside, and fleeing back towards her bedroom. She opened the door slowly, and closed it behind her. She smiled at her now clean room, and twirled around a bit just enjoying the cleanliness. She smiled happily as she looked into her dressers for clothes to change into. Opening the top, she noticed it was empty. 'Maybe he did laundry as well...' she thought, opening the other. Empty. Opening another, she found that one empty as well. There was nothing! Not even underwear! That trickster took all her clothes! Fuming, she only knew one person who would do this. "BLACK!"
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End Chapter 2!
Credit to this chapter goes to Stara-chi for the brilliant idea of Black being SLIGHTLY devious... Anyway, it's late. White will be in the next one a little more, hopefully in a romantic way? You won't know unless you read! ;D *Dances around to What's Up People? - Maximum The Hormone*