A/N: Part of this chapter is based on reviewer Pinoy Gamer's for reading, and I'm still not J.K. Rowling. I also don't own Queen, or any other musical group for that matter.

Flitwick- It has come to my attention that there is some tension between Harry and Draco. How would you describe this conflict?

Harry- Well, Draco consistently is talking badly about Ron and Hermione and muggles in general.

Blaise- That is kind of true, Draco. Remember last night's rant in the common room? Also, why are we talking about this during a circle talk?

Flitwick- Because I promised Headmaster Dumbledore that I would try to promote unity among the first years, now be quiet and let Draco speak.

Draco- I have no clue what you are talking about, Blaise.

Daphne- Oh, come on Draco, we all heard you. I specifically remember you saying how it isn't fair that Hermione gets the best grades.

Hannah- When did you get here?

Daphne- Sometime in the infinite clock. Now, why is it unfair, Draco?

Draco- Because she's muggle-born, Greengrass.

Hannah- Oh, that's what this is all about, Draco.

Anthony- Statistically, it really doesn't make any difference. Several studies have proven this.

Draco- Yeah, but muggles are weird.

Hannah- Actually, muggles are incredibly advanced in technology and medicine. They have actually even gone to the moon, while we are stuck observing it.

Padma- Yeah, my grandmother met a bunch of brilliant muggles over her travels.

Draco- But they will never be on the level of wizards.

Ronald- Oh, come on. Your father probably doesn't even know his numbers. According to Hermione, muggle children learn how to complete very complicated equations by our standards by eleven years old. We don't even start learning about numbers until third year if we choose to do Arithmancy or if our parents home schooled us.

Susan- That is probably the smartest thing you have ever said, Ronald.

Ronald- You can call me Ron, you know.

Susan- I could, but I really don't feel like it today. Check back again when you stop being insufferable.

Draco- I guess that I can accept that not all muggles are idiots. It's just muggle culture is so unsophisticated.

Terry- Excuse me?

Draco- Yeah, they have a ton of weird traditions, not to mention that their music is terrible compared to Celestina Warbeck.

Hannah- Wait, you listen to Celestina Warbeck?

Anthony- Well, we have Queen?

Blaise- What's Queen?

Micheal- We will rock you!

Blaise- Okay then. Don't explain, just keep all of us in the dark. Please, we just really don't want to know what the heck you are talking about.

Susan- It's a band in the muggle world.

Draco- Whatever. You will never be able to compare to the sweet and soft voice of Celestina.

Hermione- Is this what celebrity crushes are like in the magical world?

Daphne- Yes. This is exactly what they are like in the magical world.

Draco- I do not have a crush! It's just that muggle music will never be able to compare.

Anthony- Professor, do you have a record player?

Flitwick- Indeed I do, Anthony. Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen begins to play.

Draco- What the heck is this?

Hannah- This is a bit different than what I am used to, but still is very nice.

Blaise- Yeah, it's chill.

Draco- What the- never mind. I can accept that muggles are not completely awful.

Flitwick- Okay, great. Now, what do you have against Harry

Draco- Well, he refused my friendship!

Susan- Ooh, everything is coming full circle.

Hannah- Yes, gossip and conflicts among eleven year olds.

Harry- That was forever ago, Draco. You just came across as annoying.

Draco- I was not annoying.

Ronald- You keep telling yourself that.

Draco- Harry also has a place on the Quidditch team, and a top of the line broomstick, despite the welcome letter clearly stating that that is not allowed!

Harry- Hey, that wasn't my fault, that was all Professor McGonnagall. I never even considered playing on the team at Hogwarts.

Hannah- You do have to admit, that was a little unfair. I have top grades in flying, but you don't see anybody offering me a place on the Hufflepuff Quidditch team. I think that Draco can relate to that feeling.

Hermione- It is unfair, though, the amount of advantages you get, Harry.

Susan- But Draco is to blame for this conflict also. After all, he constantly harasses Harry and, rumor has it, tried to lure him outside after curfew for a duel to get Harry in trouble.

Flitwick- WHAT?

Draco- That was alleged.

Harry- Definitely not even loosely based on reality.

Draco- Anyways, I'm sorry for that, Harry. I was frustrated and an idiot. I still find you to be full of yourself though, and you never seem to try hard in anything, but it still works out for you.

Anthony- That is a good point, though. You never seem to try hard in lessons, yet you still get good marks, most of the time.

Harry- I do try hard! Most of the time...

Ronald- It is sort of true, mate.

Anthony- You don't try hard either, Ronald.

Ronald- What do you mean? I always try hard.

Hannah- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We all know that that is a flat out lie. You barely ever make any effort.

Susan- We are so off topic right now.

Flitwick- Anyways, can we choose to put this conflict behind us and just shake hands and move onto the next question?

Harry- I guess...

Draco- Fine...

Blaise- Here it comes.

Harry and Draco shake hands and grimace at each other.

Blaise- It's a sign of the apocalypse! Everybody remain calm and run in all directions!

Draco- Be quiet, Blaise. This is not about you.

Blaise- Oh, everything is about me, let's be real.

Hannah- Aw, conflicts are resolved.

Draco- I still mildly dislike you, Harry.

Harry- That's funny, I feel the exact same as you.

Hermione- Imagine that. Just move past this and stop giving the rest of us a headache.

Draco- This isn't about you.

Hermione- Oh, so everything is about you then, I'm assuming.

Draco- That is not what I meant!

Flitwick- Okay, let's move on. This question is a bit less fun, though...