-is walking around Nos Astra Spaceport looking for something-
ME: Now where can I find the ship dealer?
-walks into a fancy building that says "Shepard Ship Dealer"-
Dealer: Ah welcome how may I help you?
ME: Do you sell any Normandy Class stealth ships?
-Dealer looks around nervously before waving me to the back room-
Dealer: Technically I shouldn't even know this exists but what they don't know won't hurt me.
-shows me a Normandy SR-2-
ME: -smirks- It'll do now I just need to give it a new name. -thinks then turns to the dealer- Rename it Ares.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MASS EFFECT OR NARUTO!
Chapter 2: Trouble on Omega or What did Naruto do to get everyone in trouble now?
The crew of the Normandy were finally getting a chance to stretch their legs, while Commander Shepard held the four newest crew members aside and talked to them.
"OK you four will be with me," Shepard said, the super soldiers just nodded while the other two shrugged. Shepard immediately put on his customized armor, a Death Mask, Aegis Vest, Off-Hand Ammo pack, Heavy Ordinance Pack, and the colors being black with light blue stripes. When they got off the ship and onto Omega the first stop they made was Harrot's Emporium to buy each of the new crew members their own armor, the soldiers settled for medium armor while the other two went for light armor, next they stopped buy a shop almost diagonal from Harrot's and just as Shepard was about to let them decide what weapons they wanted he turned and noticed that two of them were missing.
"Where's Naruto and Specialist Rawlings," Shepard asked, looking around. Hinata sighed and began rubbing the bridge of her nose while Specialist Matsumoto began getting angry.
"Knowing Naruto he's probably pulling a prank or something," Hinata said tiredly.
"And Rawlings is probably right there with him," Matsumoto said, grinding her teeth.
Five minutes earlier...
Naruto was getting bored very quickly so he decided to wander off, not knowing Rawlings had followed him. When Naruto stopped at the entrance to some kind of nightclub when he finally felt a presence behind him.
"Rawlings do you have to follow me," Naruto asked, turning around quickly looking at the super soldier.
"I was given the directive of watching you Uzumaki," Rawlings said calmly, before busting out in a grin, "because if I didn't what fun would I have?"
Smirking the two began walking around till they saw a human being pushed by some weird creature that had brown, wrinkled skin, two sets of black eyes, and weird markings on his cheekbones. Deciding to do something both Naruto and Rawlings stepped forward and pushed the human out of the way.
"Out of my way human," the weird creature ordered in a gruff voice. When he realized that Naruto and Rawlings weren't moving he went punch Naruto, only to have a vice-like grip put on his wrists, just before he was brought to his knees.
"I'm going to let you go and if I even so much as think you're harming someone we will come back and we will make your life a living hell," threatened Rawlings, and the glare the guy was getting from Naruto was enough to seal the deal. Nodding to each other then they walked around some more. Until another weird creature with metallic skin, weird face paint, and what looked like fringes on its head walked up to them, and judging by the state of his clothes and the look in his eyes he looked a little strung out.
"Hey want to help me earn some quick creds," the creature said, rubbing his three fingered hands together. Shrugging both of them looked at the creature and nodded.
"Thanks you see there is a fight club about twenty levels below our feet right now," the creature explained, tapping one of his feet for emphasis, "All you have to do is win a few fights and we'll split the creds 50-50. Sound good?"
"Eh why not we can use the entertainment," Naruto answered. Then Rawlings whipped out a knife that had a wooden handle, a silver hilt, a strange symbol in a oval of brass, a set of what was supposed to be brass knuckles attached to the hilt, and a serrated blade.
"Yeah my Taka Talon is itching for a fight," Rawlings added on, this only excited the creature more.
"Excellent now follow me and I'll take you there," creature said, heading towards one of the car looking objects with Naruto and Rawlings following him.
With Shepard and Co. …
It had been thirty minutes since Shepard had lost Rawlings and Naruto and now he had enlisted the help of the whole team, needless to say they still hadn't found them. Now Shepard was headed to Afterlife hoping that Aria T'Loak had some information. Walking up the steps Shepard noticed the usual guard detail, six guards, at least two being Turian, and a Batarian, each armed with an Avenger assault rifle.
"So Shepard what brings you to Afterlife," Aria asked, not even bothering to turn around and look at Shepard.
"I'm looking for two people," Shepard responded, Aria smiled predatoraly before turning around. Like all asari Aria had a blue skin tone, she had two lines that curved over her forehead and ended where her eyebrows would be, if she were human, and she was wearing a white jacket over a black tight-fitting jumpsuit.
"Not for that suicide mission I bet," Aria asked, sitting on a leather sofa.
"Not at the moment," Shepard responded, sitting on the other leather sofa on the left wall, "they're two humans, one with blonde spikey hair the other with a close shaved head, they wandered off while I was getting new guns. You wouldn't know anything about them would you?"
"Ah yes," Aria said, with a weird smile on her face, "i did hear something about two humans matching that description in a fight club called Iron Fist, it's twenty levels down. Last I heard they were tearing up the place, took on at least two krogan squads."
While Hinata and Matsumoto looked absolutely clueless Shepard looked impressed, because being anything short of a Yahg or another Krogan, and taking on a Krogan, let alone defeating one, was paramount to suicide. Heading to a hover cab Shepard and company went down twenty levels. Needless to say Iron Fist wasn't hard to find, considering there was a huge crowd outside of it. Pushing their way through the crowd Shepard and Company got to one of the fight rings and saw Naruto and Rawlings going toe-to-toe with a squad of four Blood Pack mercs, three being Vorcha and the other being a Krogan, and winning, using only a pair of knives.
"Impressive," Thane said, watching the fight slightly impressed.
"I agree," Garrus said as he watched the fight. Grunt was watching the fight, but he was disappointed that he couldn't join it yet. While all the females on the team, minus Jack, looked at the fight with disgust, and Legion had the geth version of a confused expression.
"What pleasure do organics receive from fighting each other," Legion asked, though no one was paying attention, "running Extranet search on organics and fighting."
The fight ended with Naruto and Rawlings effectively KO-ing the Krogan, who looked all the worse for wear. When the fight was over Shepard saw Naruto and Rawlings walk over to turian who all the look of a junkie about him. Going down to the waiting area Shepard saw the junkie shaking Naruto and Rawlings's hands.
"That was amazing you two," the turian said proudly, before looking at a credit chit, "now we have 1,800 credits."
"And that's were it's gonna end," Shepard said, stepping into the light, needless to say Naruto and Rawlings looked a little shocked.
"What," Rawlings shouted, "but we're doing better than great and it's the first time I had to stretch my legs in awhile."
Sighing Shepard was rubbing the top of his Death Mask and trying to figure out a perfectly good reason to convince both of them to come with him, the answer he was looking forward came when both Matusmoto and Hinata glared at their male counterparts. Putting a nonchalant front, though Legion and Thane would later point out was used to hide their fear of the two women, Naruto and Rawlings turned to the Turian and patted him on the shoulder.
"Sorry man but we gotta split," Naruto stated, before fearfully looking over his shoulder at his wife.
"Is OK," the turian said, with what passed as a smile on his face, "if you guys are ever on Omega again look me up."
The turian then walked out of the waiting area and left the two males to suffer the wrath of one pissed off wife and one pissed off female, hyped up on Super Soldier serum.
A couple hours later...
Shepard had just finished getting the new squad members gear packed away in the armory, and was working on accommodations for the four, when he got a call from Joker over the intercom.
"Commander I think you should get to the training room," Joker suggested over the intercom. Rolling his eyes Shepard went to the elevator and pressed the button that would lead him to the floor the training room was on. Needless to say Shepard knew he had the right floor because as soon as the elevator stopped he felt the deck shake beneath his feet. Running to the training room Shepard was shocked at what he found, Grunt was taking on Naruto and Grunt was getting a major run for his money. What surprised him more was that every squad member, minus Miranda, Samara, and Tali, were sitting behind the protective shield eating popcorn and taking bets. The next sound Shepard heard was a grunt and then he saw Grunt flying through the air and land just a meter short of the shield. (A/N: Man I used the word Grunt too many times.)
"What is going on here," Shepard asked, and somehow any evidence of what happened vanished except Grunt who was still laying on the ground.
"Sorry Commander but Grunt kept challenging Naruto, and Naruto being Naruto, he took the challenge," Hinata answered hastily. Shepard was about to say something snappy or try and tell the entire crew that using the cargo bay as a battle ground could potentially give away their postion. When EDI came over the comm.
"Commander Shepard we are approaching Ilium," EDI announced.
"Alright you heard her suit up," Shepard ordered, and just like that everyone reported to the armory. Now usually you could time the entire crew when they put on their armor, but now he saw the two "ninja" and the super soldiers looking at their armor confused. Sighing Shepard walked up to them and explained how to put on the armor. After putting on their armor they began poking through the weapons locker, Rawlings grabbed two Locust SMGs and an Avenger assault rifle, Matsumoto grabbed a Revenant Sniper Rifle and an Avenger assault rifle, Naruto grabbed a Carnifax Hand Cannon and a Locust SMG, and Hinata, after much deliberation, picked a Revenant Sniper Rifle and Locust SMG.
"Alright Rawlings, Uzumaki lets move out," Shepard ordered as they headed out the airlock.
"Hooap," Rawlings shouted, checking both his Locust SMGs.
"Let's go," Naruto shouted, pulling out the Carnifax Hand Cannon.
So how you guys like Chapter 2?
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Till next time this Scion of Justice signing out.