"I need your help."
Well, that was unusual. Kenny quirked a brow, waiting for the younger boy to continue. Instead, Ike bit his lip and glanced around before dragging Kenny into the now empty hallway. Glancing around one more time, to be sure they were alone Ike finally turned towards the blond and took a deep breath.
"I need your help getting my brother and the jackass together. I'm tired of hearing Kyle complain about how rude and annoying Cartman is, and then break down sobbing because the dumbass doesn't realize that Cartman likes him too." Ike said simply enough, though Kenny had the feeling that, that wasn't why the Canadian had sought him out, so he quirked his other brow. Ike fidgeted and avoided Kenny's eyes.
"Alright fine, I also have a crush on someone but I don't know how to approach them." Ike sighed, running his hand through his hair and locking eyes with the blond. Nodding the parka clad teen placed his hand under his chin, the first thing would be an easy one to take care of. The second one though, depended on who Ike had a crush on.
"Well, I think I have an idea of how to get the Fat ass and the Jew boy together, but before I explain that tell me who you like." Kenny grinned mischievously at Ike who simply quirked a brow of his own. Sighing the Canadian finally caved.
"Georgie. Previously known as KinderGoth."
Nodding to each other, Ike and Kenny walked towards the table were there usual group sat. Kyle, Stan, Wendy, Cartman, and Bebe where already sitting down chatting animatedly with each other. Grinning at the five of them, Bebe in particular, Kenny plopped down next to Kyle, the Jewish boy giving him a suspicious glare. Ike sat down in Kenny's usual spot, next to Bebe, nodding to her with no expression on his face. To be truthful he was a little nervous about this plan.
"So, Kyle, how's the love life?" Blue eyes glanced nonchalantly at the red haired boy, who glared harder at him.
"What do you want Kenny." Well this plan was most certainly going to be a success, hopefully Cartman didn't murder him to painfully. Scooting closer to Kyle, so that their thighs were touching, he watched Cartman's expression carefully. So far he had the tall boy's full attention, well glare.
"Well~ there is this one thing." Kenny sent the green eyed boy a sexy grin, leaning in a bit closer to the Jew. Now he also had Bebe's attention, she had a confused look in her eyes as she regarded the boys. It wasn't until Ike whispered in here ear that she smirked, and went back to talking with Wendy and Stan. Kyle fidgeted and glared even harder at the blond, Kenny's smirk grew larger. This boy was too easy.
"What the f-Ah!" Kyle let out a girly squeal as Kenny placed his hand on Kyle's thigh, Cartman's jaw tightened, as well as his fists and Kenny sent him a devilish grin.
"What's the matter Kyle?" He purred in the boy's ear making the poor Jew stutter and blush. A loud bang on the table drew everyone's attention to where Cartman was sitting. Kenny blinked at the brown haired boy in mock confusion.
"Why, whatever is the matter Cartman?" He asked, fake concern lacing his every word. Cartman's fist clenched harder from where he had punched the table. The boy was glaring Kenny down and for a moment the blond felt the slight twinge of panic run through his veins before he pushed it aside.
"What the fuck do you think your doin Kyinny." No amount of boot camp could relieve Cartman of his unusual slur of words, although he did have to thank the 'camp' for if not for them Cartman would have already pummeled the skinny boy. Kyle was now looking between the two of them in confusion, as Kenny returned Cartman's glare, sending him another sexy grin at the same time.
"Whatever do you mean fat boy?" The Poor boy didn't think that Cartman's fist couldn't have clenched any further, or his face get even redder, but they did, the boy's eyes were set in a blazed fury as he continued to glare Kenny down. The blond gulped, perhaps hitting on Kyle wasn't the best choice of action when a gorilla of a teenager had a giant crush on the boy. However, what was done was done, no taking it back, even if it brought a world of pain later.
"You know what I mean." He seethed, Kenny's grin widened and he nodded.
"Oh I know exactly what you mean. But do they? Does he?" Kenny wiggled his brows and glanced at their table mates who were regarding this exchange of words in worry and confusion. Kyle now looked completely lost and turned his confused green orbs to Cartman.
"What does he mean Cartman?" There was a mixture of hurt and jealousy in his voice. Did Cartman have a crush on someone else? Kenny pouted at Cartman and wrapped an arm around Kyle, who ignored him.
"Go ahead Cartman, tell him what I mean. Or tell him what you want him to. Tell him you hate him, that you wish he was dead. That you don't want to be anywhere near his 'Jew germs'. Go ahead Cartman. Or tell him the truth." Kenny was now glaring at Cartman, he was having fun with this now! Cartman looked like someone had kicked his puppy as he glanced between Kyle's hurt expression and Kenny's glare. Finally the sugar brown haired boy ran out of the room.
"Cartman!" Kyle yelled, chasing after the other boy. Kenny grinned in triumph winking at Ike who let the breath he'd been holding out. He stood up and flipped the cafeteria, who had been listening to the entire exchange, off.
"Alright show's over! Everyone go back to eating!" The teenagers hesitantly turned around and resumed there talking and food eating. Kenny sat back down and was now the subject of both Wendy's and Stan's amused faces. Kenny just shook his head and began to eat Kyle's forgotten food. Finding it gross, but edible the blonde had to force just about every bite. Seeing as how the Fat ass had already eaten his. Turning to Bebe, Kenny grinned seductively at her, eyeing her up and down.
"So, Bebe. What are you doing later?" She rolled her eyes but grinned back, licking her lips suggestively. Oh yes, Kenny knew exactly what she would be doing later, and he would defiantly be there.
AN: Well, here be another chapter, it's a tid bit shorter but not by much so suck it up ya pansies! Anywho, this one's kind of bleh but the next chapter opens up with a sex scene right away =w= I know Imma perv, but you love it ;D Otherwise you wouldn't be reading chapter two cause of the first chapter! And for those wondering, Butter's might, MIGHT, make an appearance next chapter also. Maybe. If I feel like throwing you guys a lil Butterscotch. REVIEWS! OR NO COOKIES! D: Or man smex….also if anyone wants me to write the scene between Cartman and Kyle just tell me. Mmkay.