A/N: This will probably just be a selection of kinky times and some crack. If you have any ideas, let me know!
This was inspired by a prompt from butterflykisses0! I hope all of you like this. :)
ENJOY!
Operation S. E. X.
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One week later
"So how's the sex going, mommies?" Henry asked sheepishly as he stood in the kitchen with his two mothers.
Emma choked on her water, of which she just wanted to take a sip and Regina's eyes nearly popped out of her head. The brunette cleared her throat and was the first one to speak up while the blonde just blushed.
"Henry, darling, I don't suppose that this is an appropriate topic to discuss."
The boy frowned a little at that and just shrugged his shoulders before he made his way out of the mansion, saying, "I'm off to school. Don't have sex in my bed again!"
This time, both of them looked equally shocked as they stared at one another with open mouths. Emma miraculously managed to say something after a while of utter silence.
"How does he even know?"
Regina just shook her head, indicating that she had absolutely no clue. However, she thought that maybe he had heard of their Operation called "Fucking Everywhere" or whatever. Emma came up with a new name every day.
The brunette spoke up with a husky voice, "Anyhow, Henry is out of the house. So would you like to fuck me senseless?"
The blonde gulped at the words, looking at Regina's lips as the brunette licked them seductively. Emma blinked a few times before she nodded enthusiastically. The brunette just chuckled breathily at the woman's response.
After an hour
"Why is Emma laying in front of your washing machine, looking like she just passed out?" Snow asked, eyeing Regina intently.
"I suppose she passed out." The brunette replied dryly as she rolled her eyes at the other woman's stupidity.
The woman with the pixie haircut continued, "Oh, okay, but why is she naked?"
"We had advanced lesbian sex and it was too fucking incredible." Regina said silently, smirking at Snow.
Snow just looked confused as she asked, "What?"
"Nothing, dear. She just did my laundry and hers so…" The brunette spoke up but suddenly had no idea what to say anymore. Luckily, the woman with the pixie haircut already interrupted her once more.
"Yeah, I get that. Doing the laundry can be quite exhausting." Snow huffed out in an exhausted kind of way.
"Exactly, dear." Regina said, looking slightly confused but pretended to just agree with the woman.
After a while of looking at the unmoving and naked body of the blonde, Regina suggested, "Snow, how about you pick Henry up from school and I'll take care of Emma?"
"Yes, of course." The woman with the pixie haircut said and made her way out of the mansion.
Once Snow was gone, Regina spoke up again, "Emma, the coast is clear."
A loud huff left the blonde's lungs once she stood up and asked, "Do you think my mother's on to us?"
"Well, theoretically she already knows that we had sex, at least she found out a week ago… but it seems to me that she's even more idiotic than you or she just doesn't want to acknowledge the facts." Regina replied dryly.
"That's good I guess. Where should we continue Operation Coming Home? Maybe we should come somewhere else?" Emma grinned wickedly as she said that.
"Well, you already came in and out of the closet. How about we continue this at the Sheriff's station?" The brunette suggested with a smirk and a wink.
"Sounds kinky to me." The other woman responded as she chuckled a little.