Disclaimer: Again, Naruto does not belong to be and probably never will…cries stares Stop mocking me!

Sasuke stared at the Hyuga mansion door and sighed. Still beating himself up over the fact that he actually agreed to do this. He contemplated for a bit, and had a evil thought in his mind about a grenade painted similarly like a Easter egg and a decapitated Neji. However, he promised Naruto that none of his friends would be harmed. When did Neji turn out to be a friend…Sasuke thought to himself while ringing the doorbell.

The large gate opened, and a stoic-faced Hyuga guard came out. The guard lip twitched slightly as he looked at the 17-year old with the enormous aquamarine bunny ears. "What is your business here?" the Hyuga guard said.

"I have come to deliver something to Hinata and Neji." Sasuke said, wanting to rip the guard's eyes out for staring at his ears to long. The guard opened the gate wider, and led him into the compound. In the courtyard, Hiashi Hyuga ,Hinata, and Neji were sitting down and drinking tea. Neji was the first to see Sasuke, and if he did not have a 5 foot stick lodged up his you-know-what, he would have broke down laughing right then and there.

"Here Neji, happy Easter." Sasuke said, throwing the grey colored egg at Neji. If you squinted, you could have sworn that Sasuke was aiming at Neji head…if you squinted. Sasuke walked over to Hinata and handed her the purple and grey colored egg. "T-t-thank you, S-s-sasuke…" Hinata said timidly.

"You should thank Naruto. He's the one that made them." With this news Hinata turned beet red, and twiddled her fingers in her usual Hinata way. She was different than when she was 13, but not THAT different. Sasuke walked out of the Hyuga compound, Hinata still blushing and Neji staring a hole into his back.

Two down…Sasuke thought as he walked down the street. People were giving him funny looks as he went, and one person murmured "Woah, that guy must really like Easter!" Sasuke felt like dying right now. Why did he even agree to this in the first place…and then he remembered the puppy dog eyed Naruto and smiled. Wait, smiled? Sasuke spotted in his tracks. Naruto was cute, but…oh god. Oh god NO! He did NOT like Naruto! Unforturnally for him and the person conviently next to him on the street he said this last sentence out loud. He turned to the guy next to him, who was boggle-eyed, and said "Say anything and you die."

"But…" the guy said. Wrong move.

Sasuke gave him the stare again, and the unnamed dude died right then and there. The lesson here: Stares are DEADLY.

Sasuke just happened to be at the Yamanaka flower shop when this…unforturnate incident took place and went in. Ino beamed when she saw the onyx-eyed heartthrob.

"Sasuke-kun! Nice ears, they make you look SOO CUTE! I have ears just like that ya know? If we wear the together we might just look like a couple…heh heh. So yeah, any--"

Sasuke could not take much more of the insanity, and handed the babbling blonde her egg and said simply "Happy Easter." Ino acted as if she received an engagement ring.

"Oh Sasuke! For ME?! You shouldn't have!" She giggled to herself, saying in her mind Take that bilboard brow!

"It isn't my gift. It's Naruto's." Ino's perfect fantasy just shattered into a million pieces.

"Oh."

Sasuke decided to leave the flower shop before the waterworks began, and quickly headed out of the shop to finish this duties. The rest of the deliveries turned out better than the first two, but still showed a bit of…erm, uniquness. Sakura basically acted the same way Ino did when Sasuke came to her house, with the addition of cursing herself for not wearing a cuter outfit that day. However, when Sasuke broke the news that the egg was Naruto's gift, not his, Sakura's eye twitched sightly as she said "Oh, well tell Naruto thanks…". Then she closed her door and started playing with her Sakura and Sasuke dolls, but that's beside the point.

Shikamaru was cloud watching when Sasuke came to deliver the egg, and completely ignored him, so he just left the cloud-painted egg there and left. Chouji did about the same thing, except he was eating his 5th portion that HOUR of barbequed pork. Kiba laughed himself into a coma when he saw those fuzzy bandits planted on Sasuke's head, so Sasuke decided to break his egg and spread the contents all over Kiba's face (it was boiled…). Shino was Shino in taking the egg.

Sasuke did not even want to talk about his delivery to Kakashi. Let's just say that he was in the middle of a intimate moment with a certain dolphin ninja. Ahem.

By the time he was done, Sasuke was exhausted and getting very pissed at the passer Byers reactions of his ears. When a child giggled at him, he growled. Yes, growled. Our Sasuke-chan is tired. Turning down to the alley, he spotted a cute little urchin staring at him. Being the nice guy (again understatement) as he is, he gave the little boy a chocolate bunny. When he was trying to go back on his way however, a hand stopped him. The little street urchin was hanging unto him for dear life.

"You gave me a bunny. Sasuke-kun gave me a bunny…"

Now, Sasuke was a sharp tick. This little boy was holding on to him, a blush forming on his cheeks. This quote "little boy" had pink nail polish and a bracelet that said "Sasuke and Oturan 4EVER". Repeately tugging at his sleeve to get the "little boy" off, he knew that this was a trap.

Oh shit.

Faces of man-hungry girls came from every crevice and trashbin, chanting his name over and over again. You couldn't swore it was a scene from Children of the Corn, it was so scary. A tiny drip of sweat made its way down Sasuke forehead, going lower and lower. The girls watched as the sweat hung from his petrified nose for a few minutes, before it finally made a large plop on the ground. Then, all hell broke loose.

A swarm of girls pounced from every direction, saying things like "Sasuke-KUN, I LOOVVE your bunny ears!" or "SASUKE! You KNOOWW you want me!". Pulling and pushing, pushing and pulling…a few even were so crazy as to lick the drop of sweat that went on the ground. Now, Sasuke has had a long day. Being harassed by people in the street about his bunny ears, this whole ridiculous holiday called Easter getting on his last nerve…So, as any of us would have done in the situation, he cracked. The bloodbath that resulted is too graphic for mere words to explain...

Returing to the familiar sight of Ichiraku Ramen, he saw a dejected looking Naruto sitting on the side. His bunny suit was not as bright and colorful as it once was, and his bunny ears were lying in some obscure area on the ground. Sasuke sat down next to him, a sickeningly nice smile etched on his face.

"So, how was your day?" Sasuke said cheerily.

"Those kids were madmen! I am NEVER having a kid…wait, what?" Naruto just noticed the creepy smile on Sasuke's face and was never so freaked out in his life. He especially got scared when he saw the drop of blood on Sasuke's cheek. He was going to ask about his day, but he decided…

He REALLY did not want to know.

"Here," Sasuke said, finally breaking out of his twisted grin. "I found this, and got it for you…as a thank you for the gift." Sasuke handed him a bracelet. And you know what? It looked exactly like the one that the fan girl had…what a coincidence. "Sasuke and Naruto forever" it read, and Naruto was awestruck. They got some ramen, and went home together in the sunset.

If Naruto knew where that bracelet came from, and how it was convenient that Outran unscrambled was Naruto…oh well! It's a happy ending isn't it! Gosh!

A/N: Big shout out to Rice-Ball247 and her story The ANBU Party! Starring Naruto! for giving me the idea for the fan girl's name…even though Oturan does not seem like much of a girl name…anyways! Yeah! Not bad for a first-timer huh?