Hey people, please review, this is my first fanfic, and I'm writing with a cast on my left arm, so you might find some spelling errors. :P

I need your feedback so that I know how I'm doing..

Disclaimer: I wish I was Masashi Kishimoto.

Chapter 1: The Messed-Up Meeting

Tsunade was still mildly surprised that she both defeated a Pain and a sannin at the same time. However, six Pains still exist and Jiraiya was being pushed by Tsunade to her office. Jiraiya was just beginning to stir and wake up.

"Wow, what the hell just happened? Why am I in a hospital bed? Why am I not dead from Pain? And…"

He stared up at the woman pushing his bed and saw two huge…Let's just say Jiraiya got his trademark pervy-face going on once again.

"Holy crap! That's you, right, Tsunade? No one else has a chest that…"

SMACK!!…Jiraiya fainted again.

"Serves you right, pervert! I'll explain everything at the office," Tsunade replied.

Once the duo of sannins arrived to the Hokage office, a few familiar faces were waiting, each specifically called by Tsunade.

"God…It can't be…Ero-Sannin!" Naruto, the blond-headed ninja said in a great burst of joy and shock. Then, Jiraiya finally woke up again.

"Hey, kid. Haven't seen you in a while. Wait…Are those two.."

"Don't make me knock you out again, you perverted baka." Tsunade said, bottling up her anger.

There were now a total of seven people in the room, Uzumaki Naruto, Haruno Sakura, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Hatake Kakashi, Sai, and a random drunk hobo with a mustache. Wait, what?!

"Get out of here, hobo-dude. This is a discreet jonin meeting!" Sakura suddenly shouted.

"Yeah, you probably have a tiny penis," Sai said.

"What's you and your obsession of penises?" Naruto said in annoyance. "You don't LIKE them, do you?"

Sai replied in cool confidence, "No, I only like my penis, considering it's probably ten times larger and manlier than yours. You can't be a man with a small penis."

Naruto started, "Oh, yeah?! As a matter of fact, mine's…" and got cut off by a shrill scream.

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET BACK ON TOPIC!!" Tsunade yelled in rage.

"Yeah, the whole you-know-what thing…just sickens me. Ugh!" Jiraiya said in disgust.

Tsunade finally started the story. "Alright, you all know that around two months ago, Jiraiya was tragically killed by Pain, correct? Only, he wasn't killed, he was harvested in a technique that would make him "Pain" also and would also give him the Rinnegan, the most powerful dojutsu known to man. This is said to be more powerful than the Sharingan and Byakugan combined. However, in research, and with Jiraiya's last documentary he sent before "dying", I learned that a person who suffered the effect of being killed then becoming Pain can be reversed."

"How?!" Naruto butted in.

"Just shut up and listen!" Sakura said.

Tsunade continued. "Well, Pain has or at least claims to have joined with the gods, and it's probably the evil ones, judging by his evil nature. The evil can be stopped in a few ways, one of which is to get to the true person inside of the "Pain" to feel very intense emotions, especially the ones that make them happy. Another way is to find one of the holy weapons contained in some sort of legendary scroll, but we don't have any. The last way is a medicine I'm currently coming up with, although it will take months and I don't seem like I can take on that responsibility and being Hokage at the same time."

"That's why…" multiple shocked stares "I quit."

Now, a bunch of "OMFG" shocked stares

Tsunade continued yet again. "That is why I have called you here. Jiraiya, you will be assisting me with my duties for the time being."

"Crap! Now I can't do my research!" Jiraiya responded.

"Riiight, "research" otherwise known as female anatomy and all that perverted stuff!" Naruto said.

"As I was saying, Jiraiya will do that, and the rest of you have been selected because you are all likely candidates." As she saw Naruto beaming, she said, "Yes, even you, Naruto. Now, all of you, round up some more likely candidates for Hokage, preferably Jonin. Move out!"

"Yes, Hokage-sama!" they all said dutifully and jumped out.

"Aw, not this! How troublesome!" Jiraiya now moped in a very Shikamaru-like manner.

"Hey, Jiraiya...I have a surprise for you. I think you WILL complete your "research" if you get my drift," Tsunade suprisingly said very flirtatiously.

Jiraiya thought about the words for around eleven seconds, did his trademark pervert-blush, except now it went a few red shades higher, and said, "Uh…Do you mean what I THINK you mean? Holy shit! I've been waiting for this moment for 48 years!" (Lemons! Cover your eyes, kids! They burn!)

…lol.

Please review this and stick around for Chapter 2, where the Konoha 11 meet and stuff..