Yea heres the next chapter YAY! I'm bored and attempting to make my story good.
I sat in my room, sulking for no good reason when suddenly, I heard...
THE VOICES.
"Jasperrr" The one named Emo whispered.
"Jasper!" Sweeney said.
"What do you two want from me!?"
"Jasperrrr I know were you live!" Emo said.
"Yea of course you do! PROVE IT!" I said, folding my arms across my chest.
"Umm..." Emo said.
"You live in that house, on that street, in that block, in that city, in that state, in that country, in that world." Sweeney said.
"Damn." I said.
"YEA! And I'm gonna kill you!" Sweeney said, "I will have my revenge!"
"Um yea, sorry to burst you um 'revenge' bubble but you can't kill me because 1: your just a voice in my head, and 2: I'm indestructible." I said.
"Right." Emo said.
"DAMN YOU VAMPIRES!" Sweeney said.
"SIGN OF THE DEVIL!" Crazy Lucy yelled. (Crazy Lucy is Sweeney's loopy wife. You know shes all like, "Smoke! smoke! Sign of the devil!" And all that jazz.)
"Oh hey crazy Lucy." I said.
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Everyones outside Jasper's new fixed door.
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Alice POV
"I think he's talking to himself again" I said.
"Yea" Everyone agreed.
"Oh hey crazy Lucy." Jasper's voice trailed through the door.
We all giggled, "He's nuts" I said.
"Agreed." Everyone muttered.
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Back in Jasper's head.
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Jazz POV
"Um Sweeney you killed crazy Lucy" I said.
"Yea well... I didn't know it was her! GOD!" Sweeney said.
"True." said Emo.
"I feel bad for me! That stupid judge and his Beadle." Crazy Lucy muttered.
"Dont't we all?" I asked.
"Yea" Everyone said.
"So anyways I've got stuff to do. Can you guys get out of my head now?"
"Yea sure." They all said, fading out over the rainbow in the sky.
I laid back on the bed that was magically there, then I thought about getting out my laptop. But I decided I'm to lazy to move so...
"ALICE!" I yelled.
The door opened, "Here's your laptop." she said, throwing it and slamming the door, which broke. Again.
"AH!! FIX THE DOOR TOO!" I shouted.
"DO IT YOURSELF!" She yelled.
"FINE!"
I magiced the door. And POOF it was fixed.
I turned on the black and bright green laptop, "Hm what should I do?"
I logged onto AIM.
-Jazz logged in-
Alice: Hey Jazz!
Jazz: I really do think you're insane Alice, and did you get my motorcycle thing fixed?
Alice: Maybe...
Jazz: Whatever.
-Emmett has butted in-
Emmett: Hey JAZZ!
Jazz: What?
Emmett: Remember my shoelace?
Jazz: Yea sure.
Alice: Shoelace?
Emmett: Well turns out it was a tie.
Alice: Ohmywow
Jazz: Emmett, please tell me you have a brain.
Emmett: Ok I have a brain : )
Jazz: Nvm.
Alice: I'm gonna go shopping.
Jazz: Wern't you "out of money"?
Alice: Um no... GOTTA GO!
Jazz: FIX MY BIKE!
-Alice logged off-
Jazz: That grinds my gears.
Emmett: DO you know what grinds my gears?
Jazz: Should I ask?
Emmett: Yep
Jazz: Fine. What grinds your gears?
Emmett: The Ice Cream truck. It's all like, "Hello!" and plays that annoying music.
-Jazz logged out-
Emmett: Jasper?
OK I liked the voices. Haha I've got videos to post on myspace so yea...
I'm gonna go do that. And I made a video with my friend about the ice cream truck grinding my gears. It's great
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