Alright, I take back anything that I said about only making 100 drabbles. Here are a hundred more, and I can only hope that they are as good as the previous 100. Again, these range from fragments to run-ons to paragraphs.
101. Species
It was nerve-racking, to know that you were in charge of the last remaining people of your species, and to also be their father at the same time.
102. Mother
Those who dared to ask Papa Smurf about why they didn't have a mother were promptly thrown out.
103. Cut
"What do you mean you'll have to amputate?! My leg is fine, it's just… a little beat up, that's all."
104. Language
Even though they were both talking in English, Brainy had a feeling they weren't smurfing the same language.
105. Subtle
Subtlety had not met Clumsy Smurf. Some days it seemed it never would.
106. Howl
It was a habit that he had tried to break, but eventually gave up trying. As such, the wolves now expected Brainy to join in their group howling, and they would never be disappointed.
107. Normal
Slouchy wondered on occasion what having a normal family would be like.
108. Words
If a picture was worth a thousand words, then Painter said more than Brainy did.
109. Smoke
Where there was smoke… There had better not be Snappy.
110. Cupid
Whenever spring rolled around, Smurfette would think up a few choice words for when she saw Cupid.
111. Cluttered
Handy was the only one who didn't seem to realize that even Sloppy's house was more orderly than his workshop.
112. Woman
If she had known what was in store for her as being the only Smurfette the village, at least for those first few years, then Smurfette would've likely jumped right back into Gargamel's pot.
113. Swollen
Many times did Clumsy wonder if his best friend's books would be better received if they weren't written so pompously.
114. Daughter
She was Papa Smurf's daughter, no matter what anyone else said.
115. Wren
Was it scary that some of the smallest birds were still bigger than them? Yes, yes it was.
116. Spiritual
Not many would consider the Smurfs spiritual creatures, but they were, some more so than others.
117. Thumb
As hard as he tried to break the habit, Hefty could always be relied on for shouting out certain choice words when he hit his thumb with a hammer.
118. Irate
Grouchy HATED, above all else, Jokey's attempts to make him smile.
119. Morph
It was not uncommon for someone to shape shift, although the reason was always different. The incident with that plant had caused Brainy to become a Were-Smurf, Father Time's clock had caused three Smurfs to permanently revert back to childhood age, a Shamrock Stew had made Greedy a leprechaun, that freaky run in with the monster children had led to a number of Smurfs becoming monsters themselves, and there had been numerous fountain of youth accidents that had all been temporary.
120. Purple
Many Smurfs who had been there during the Purple Smurf disaster still had nightmares.
121. Futuristic
Handy dreamed of a day when machines walked among men.
122. Belong
Wild could feel it. While he'd never seen any of these people up close before… They were his family.
123. Blind
For a while, Papa Smurf was convinced that the youngest Smurfling was blind.
124. Humans
Grandpa remembered a time when Humans were scared of Dragons, but nowadays many went out to attack or chase them away. Humans got more interesting with every generation.
125. Boundless
There were no limits when Dreamy slept- He couldn't recall all of them, but some of his most interesting dreams included: A blue hedgehog that collected rings and fought a man with robots, a mischievous human child and his adventures with a more philosophical walking and talking tiger, three bone-creatures in a peaceful valley that was also infested with giant rat things, and humans traveling through space on a mission to explore the unknown. Lazy told him that they were nutty and unbelievable, especially the last one.
126. Sunk
It wasn't fair. He could create life, make things move and fly, but he couldn't be with the mermaid he liked because of some water?
127. Cross
It was amazing how many words could be used to mean Grouchy. However, perhaps the list that Jokey had made of over 1000 words was a bit much.
128. Efficacious
Telling Handy that Clockwork was a worthless machine was a very efficient way of getting a wrench to the skull. Repeatedly.
129. Diary
It was a journal, that's all it was. So why did Clumsy always have to drive Brainy up the wall by saying that it was Brainy's "diary"?
130. Hibernate
Lazy had not only tried, but actually succeeded in hibernating all winter. He did, however, forget to ask someone to wake him up when spring came in advance.
131. Guttural
It amazed Jokey constantly that so many of his brothers' voices were so soft or fluid. Why were there only a few, such as himself and Grouchy, with rough voices?
132. Place
The Smurflings knew their places. Snappy and Sassette would fight, Nat would try to calm them down with less than 30% chance of succeeding, and Slouchy would either ignore them or try not to laugh.
133. Order
The order of age had become so jumbled, forgotten, and rearranged, that the only thing they all could agree on was that Papa Smurf, Nanny, and Grandpa were the elders.
134. Furry
Pansy really, really wanted to be able to believe him. But Clumsy was far too nice to be anything like a Smurf.
135. Comprehension
It was one thing if they couldn't understand any of his work, but to not even understand what he was saying was more than a bit irritating to Painter.
136. Workforce
Without the tailors, without the mechanists, without the painters, without the musicians, without the poets, or without the writers, culture was nothing. So why did they get so little respect?
137. Cobweb
It was a scary thought, that one day Clockwork would be filled with cobwebs and unable to move, but at least that day was not today.
138. Incognito
They hid themselves so well from Humans, that without having to constantly go up against Human foes or see their Human friends, Dreamy wondered if they could one day possibly not believe in Humans at all.
139. Mask
What was one really, but a collection of all their masks, the expeditions they both exploited and withheld? It was when he thought of things like this that convinced Poet that he should go to bed.
140. Replay
Having a song stuck in your head was irritating, but it was more like torture if the song happened to be played by Harmony.
141. Level
As irritating as it was, Astro and the other imaginative thinkers eventually had to accept the fact that they would never see eye to eye with the more traditional and grounded Smurfs.
142. Pragmatic
Hefty had long given up hope trying to convince Handy to be more realistic. However, that didn't stop Tailor from telling him that that was still relatively late compared to how quickly he gave up doing the same with Vanity or how quickly Framer gave up on Poet.
143. Tough
Why couldn't Tuffy convince the others that he was just as tough as Hefty? It was even part of his name, for Smurfs sakes!
144. Dispassionate
Smurfette already had over a hundred guys chasing her, and there was certainly no one for Vanity besides himself, so why bother?
145. Year
Your year was our month, while our year was practically your decade.
146. Magic
Justin often wondered if he had been imagining certain parts of that strange night, only with Master Homnibus' reassurances to convince him otherwise.
147. Hair
Smurfs tended to be a little… protective about their lack of hair compared to other species.
148. Alone
No one remembered his name or who he was, and when they finally could, he was just "Somebody".
149. Stand
At first, Clumsy stood up for Brainy. Nowadays, Brainy would be the one standing up for Clumsy.
150. Sheep
No one could pull the wool over your eyes better than Wooly … Literally.
151. Fever
Not a day had passed since the concert and already all the adults were complimenting them on their music.
152. Radiate
Nat was surprised when his animal friends reclined in fear whenever they were near Clumsy, later being told by them that he "smelt like trouble".
153. Orange
Try as he might, Poet just couldn't find a word that rhymed with the fruit.
154. Battle
Brother would never turn against brother… except for when they did.
155. Synonymous
The list could go on and on, but the most basic ones were Clumsy=trouble Brainy=annoying, Painter=temperamental, Jokey=explosions, Grouchy=negative, and Papa Smurf=overworked.
156. Rat
If a secret got to Brainy, it wouldn't stay a secret for long.
157. Defy
Handy wouldn't stand up for or defend anything harshly, unless it involved one of his inventions. Especially if it was Clockwork or Clockwork Smurfette.
158. Record
Kicking Brainy out of the village had become somewhat of a sport, with Hefty holding the record for most kicks and farthest.
159. Buried
The knowledge of past generations was lost, buried beneath the surface of their subconscious.
160. Practical
While Tailor could tolerate certain people, he could not and would not tolerate Vanity. Imagine, making clothes a different color or style than usual, just because somebody wanted it that way!
161. Tone-Deaf
Harmony never understood why the others didn't like his music compared to their earsplitting tunes.
162. Sentimental
Organic creatures were such an enigma to Clockwork. Their emotions could bounce back and forth or have no basis, or they would get overly emotional about a piece of property. So strange...
163. Scrupulous
Scruple was, ironically, anything but.
164. Educate
The world not being flat was understandable enough to Marco, but the thought that the planets did not revolve around Earth was a bit much.
165. Shed
Dabbler would hence forth renounce his unfocused ways, and would study up on and relentlessly practice the profession of… Oooh, shiny!
166. Berserk
They all had their own buttons to press, things that would drive them insane. It was different for all of them. Painter would go berserk over critique of his own or of someone else, Tailor snapped every time Vanity or someone else suggested a change in style, but Smurfette would get the most violent if anyone ruined her dress or insulted her appearance.
167. Keep
It was hard at first to explain that while, yes, humans did have considerable shorter life spans than the average Smurf, they were dangerous and were NOT meant to be pets.
168. Foe
For being such peaceful creatures, the Smurfs sure did have a lot of enemies.
169. Twitch
Not a day went by that Scardey didn't stutter or twitch.
170. Down
No longer would Pushover allow himself to be run over. It was about time that everybody learned that he WAS NOT A DOORMAT!
171. Patients
Dabbler could list the number of patients he usually had on one human hand; Hefty, who was always overexerting himself, Farmer, whose method with injuries was to "rub some dirt into the wound", Handy, who usually got small cuts from inventions gone haywire, Brainy, who got injuries daily from hanging out with Clumsy, and Jokey, who would always get beat up over one of his pranks.
172. Shrapnel
Every time an invention blew up, which was more often than he'd like to admit, Handy would end up with either shrapnel or splinters somewhere.
173. Intertwined
Baby and Puppy were meant to be companions, they knew that. No one else did, but that didn't really bother either of them.
174. Sisters
Sassette and Smurfette, while nearly opposites of each other, were still some of the closest in the village.
175. Universe
Astro would make it to the stars, for real, one of these days.
176. Herd
Papa Smurf would not lose any of his children, even if it meant having to extinguish some of their dreams to keep them home. He didn't always succeed, as Marco was living proof of, but he tried. Boy, did he ever try.
177. Told
Marco did not have to deal with much backlash when he returned after being captured by the Pepper Pirates, but the insufferable I-told-you-so smile his father kept giving him made him more eager to return to the seas than ever.
178. Suitable
Marina's father seemed to get along with Handy alright, but the one thing he did hold against the land dweller was the fact that Marina no longer wished to see suitors or anyone she could marry and live with safely.
179. Destiny
Hotap fumed with fury after his defeat, but could do little but bide his time. Humans were moving in, hunting his kind, and his enemies grew by the day, causing Hotap to flee to another continent before he was found. He cursed the insufferable bookworm that caused him to lose yet again, sealing the Smurf's fate to constantly run into that of another Smurf that Hotap had jinxed.
180. Beast
Wild felt more at home with the squirrels and other forest creatures than his own family, but they seemed to understand that.
181. Chase
If nothing else, Jokey could say he got plenty of exercise. He happened to be hunted down on an almost daily basis, just because some people couldn't take a joke.
182. Coat
No one sugarcoated how annoying Brainy was, usually warning their new friends of the Smurf's "abilities".
183. Concerned
For all his faults, Clumsy never forgot to check up on Brainy whenever his best friend was hurt.
184. Necessary
Yes, Farmer overworked himself daily, but what else could he do? He was the only one in the village who would grow the food, and if he slacked off… He didn't like thinking about that possibility.
185. Rabid
Nat looked on sadly at the thrashing creature. Currently, a sick and deranged raccoon was ensnared in a thicket after trying to attack him, and Nat knew that he could do nothing to help.
186. Disastrous
Dreamy had, at one point, wanted to name his ship the Smurftanic. For whatever reason, he got the feeling that it would be a mistake.
187. Division
They were such a tight-knit family… and at the same time, they were as divided as anyone could get. The idealists were separated from the realists, the workers from the freeloaders, the radical thinkers from the traditional thinkers, and the travelers from the stationary Smurfs.
188. Swap
Brainy could remember a time when Nat was much older than him, but now he was much older than Nat. Life worked in funny and not so funny ways, but it always managed to give him a headache.
189. Scatter
Jokey's state of mind was frightening, simply put.
190. Threatening
Grouchy Smurf was definitely NOT someone you wanted to wake up in the middle of the night.
191. Quiet
Hefty was sure there was a time when Brainy could keep his mouth shut. There just had to be. No one could prattle on that much for their whole life, right?
192. Burn
Clockwork could understand why the humans needed the fire, to keep them warm, but he refused to let Clockwork Smurfette get too close to it. The last thing he wanted was for her to become a pile of ash.
193. Delirious
"Okay pal, I don't know what exactly exploded, but I do know that you need to smurf down. If you're confusing me for Smurfette, it definitely did something to your head."
194. Combination
It was weird, really, how the best of friends in the village tended to be opposites. The lovably clueless klutz was always with the insufferably pompous know-it-all, or the thinkative inventor with the not-so-thinkative weight lifter. However, sometimes the best friends could be almost exactly alike. Painter and Poet got along over how much they could understand the effort put into the other's works, and the irritation of not being understood, while Dreamy and Lazy got along simply over talking about their dreams and sleep.
195. Value
What did Smurfs really value? Family, friends, and happiness.
196. Zombie
They would wake up, Snappy, Slouchy, and Nat, with nightmares, screeching about something that was purple. She had asked, but they had honestly told Sassette that they didn't know what it was that terrified them or why she wasn't affected by such terrors.
197. Price
All of Jokey's "gifts" came with the price of either exploding or being destroyed by somebody else who thought it was going to explode.
198. Derive
Magic was wonderful all except for one glaring oversight. Matter could not be given or taken away, and whether it be beauty, wealth, wisdom, voice, or charm, it always had to be taken from another source.
199. Doomed
Grouchy had a not-so-nice short list of the people he'd really, really like to strangle. Jokey, Brainy, Harmony when he was playing that idiotic instrument, and Jokey again, just for good measure.
200. Eternity
They had been around, well, forever, really, and all of their companions, human, magical creature, or something else entirely, knew that the Smurfs would continue to be around for as long as physically possible.
More explanations for certain confusing or unexplained drabbles:
103. A suggestion from out of left field as what to do about Hefty's broken leg. Hefty himself did NOT take it very well.
125. Fairly self-explanatory. You want to dig deeper? The references are, in order: Sonic the Hedgehog, Calvin & Hobbes, Bone the comic, and Star Trek.
132. Meet Headcannon. It loves to run amuck my work, stuffing itself wherever it can. I can see Snappy and Sassette as the two that always fight, Nat as the unsuccessful peace maker, and Slouchy as the type to just take a few steps back and smirk.
136. Tailor and Handy seem to get the most respect out of the others, but they're still shown to be unappreciated.
148. Kinda sad when you think about it.
151. Supposed to take place right after the Smurflings' display of good taste in music.
154. You're the best of friends until one day, when you're suddenly bitter rivals.
159. Very rarely do we ever hear about Papa Smurfs past, and almost never about Grandpa's… So, what the heck are they hiding?
161. Many episodes have alluded to him being Tone-Deaf.
163. Scrupulous means to be honest, morally good, and honorable… He didn't exactly live up to his name, did he?
164. Fun fact, you'd go to that time's version of an asylum if you told people that the Earth was round and also revolved around the sun.
167. This is kind of showing how magical creatures tend to see Humans as dogs, at least in my Headcannon. Dogs live considerably shorter lives, can be violent and temperamental, but can also be loyal and caring too. However, I advise against keeping Humans as pets. They tend to bite.
176. I envision Papa Smurf as a very protective father, sometimes to a fault.
177. A continuing of 176.
179. What better way to get revenge than make sure that the reason for your downfall is going to be given quite a bit of heck thanks to another one of your curses? Basically a vengeful Hotap takes revenge against Brainy by tying his and Clumsy's fates together, ensuring lots of pain. Definitely Headcannon, and not meant to be taken as canon or fact.
185. I doubt that the Smurfs would've had a cure for rabies, and even if they did, they would probably let nature work itself out anyway. By the way, STAY AWAY FROM RABID ANIMALS FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF OTHERS. I apologize, but it's better to be safe than sorry.
187. Only half Headcannon this time. These do seem to be the groups that always bash heads with each other.
193. If you need further explanation, it's Hefty talking to Handy.
194. More Headcannon, although I think it's fairly toned down. Painter and Poet have had positive interactions as seen in the cartoon show, and it isn't too much of a stretch to imagine the same for Dreamy and Lazy.
196. Following canon and all that, the male Smurflings adult selves would have been around during the time when the Purple Smurfs came. Sassette, being magically made a few seasons later, wasn't, and therefore would have no trauma from it.
200. I wouldn't really say that Smurfs would be around forever, but they certainly seem to live longer than a lot of other species.
I can't promise any more updates after this one, but it's… fun and addictive to write them, so I probably will.Thank you very much for reading, I hope it was… readable, at least. I never know with these things, but I do try to keep them at least semi-good.