The Friend of Alexander King

"What?!" Alex asked.

"I can't be in the Zero Squad anymore, you guys. I have to take care of Angel," Liz repeated.

"But where are we suppose to find a replacement!?" Dragon asked.

"Hmmm…You know if someone just happened to sit on Angel…" Alex smiled, looking at the baby girl. He walked over, until suddenly she giggled and he flew head first into the ceiling. OW!"

"Sigh…We better go start looking," Dragon sighed as Angie tried to get Alex down.

"Okay, audition one for the position of Zero Five. Go," Alex said.

"Um…Hi, my name is Mike and I-"

"Next!" Alex yelled.

"Hey, wait how are we supposed to get the Transformer OFF Liz?" Angie asked.

"I asked D to help," Dragon said. "He took care of it.

"He can do that?"

"He's the flipping Devil. Are you really surprised?" Alex asked.

"Good point," Angie nodded.

"Okay, Audition fifty seven," Dragon groaned.

"Yo, my name is Steve!"

"Wait, how do all these people now about the Zero Squad?" Angie asked.

"…Writers convenience?" Dragon shrugged.

"It's a comedy/action chapter, its not suppose to make senses," Alex added.

"Hey! I'm talking!" Steve shouted.

Our favorite Enforcer glared at him and pulled out his laser pistol. With a move of his finger a laser blast shot Steve's leg, making him crash on the ground.

"Ow! MY LEG!"

"Alex!" Dragon yelled.

"What? He was asking for it!"

"Audition two hundred eighty eight…." Dragon groaned, half dead as were the others. "Please just let it end…"

"Hi I'm Ben," he smiled, bowing politely. Dragon and Angie both smiled back and asked what made him think he was good enough to be a Zero Hero. "Well I have always wanted to help the world, and I have been studying on how to use swords, guns, bow and arrows, and have straight As in all subjects at my high school. I believe in teamwork, friendship, and that we should treat all forms of life with respe-"

"DEMON!" Alex screamed and began shooting Ben repeatedly with his laser pistol. "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!!" Alex screamed insanely as he shot Ben with the laser pistol. "….."

"Done?" Ben asked who had dodged each laser shot.

"……Die."

THE NEXT DAY

"How about….Jack?" Dragon suggested.

"No," Alex sighed.

"Nicky?" Angie asked.

"No."

"…Ben?" Dragon smiled.

"HELL NO."

"CAVEMAN!" a voice asked.

Our resident anti-hero turned his head to see a Chinese boy around his age run over. He had short black hair, a pencil on his ear, a gray hoodie, and blue jeans and a dorky smile. "Oh god, I can't believe it!" he laughed.

"…Peter?" Alex realized.

"Who?" Angie asked.

"My best bro! What's up, dude?" Alex greeted.

Peter only shrugged and looked at Dragon and Angie. "Who are they?"

"Angie, my friend and Dragonbear, my girlfriend."

"….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OH GOD! DRAGONBEAR! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to laugh at that forever!" Peter screamed and let out a high pitch laugh.

BOOM!

"That's not good," Alex sighed.

"Dude, what F was that!?" Peter yelled.

"Zero Time?" Angie asked.

"Zero Time," Dragon nodded as they heard a familiar cackle. "Ready?"

"READY!"

"Let's GO ZERO!" the three announced. A white aura surrounded Angie, a red one around Alex, and a blue around Dragon, slowly covering their bodies. Peter's eyes widened as their bodies aged to that of adults, and were covered by armor. When it was all over, there stood three armored heroes, each with a specific color.

"Zero Three! White!" Angie yelled, two large wings appearing on her back and pulling out two swords. "The Bladed Angel!"

"Zero Two! Red!" Alex yelled, pulling out his laser gun. "The Unstoppable Enforcer!"

"Zero One! Blue!" Dragon ended, pulling out a katana and taking a samurai fighting stance. "The Dragon Samurai!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…Okay, why are we posing like this?" Alex asked.

"To look cool?" Angie shrugged.

"Can I try again then? I don't think I got it right."

"Can we focus on this later?" Dragon sighed.

"OMG…You're POWER RANGERS!" Peter realized.

"No, actually they're idiots," Poison laughed, stepping out of the smoke from the explosion earlier. "Boo."

"…Who the F is that?" Peter asked.

"Poison, if I remember you are…Peter!" Poison laughed. "I remember you back when I resided within Alex."

"…What?"

"Long story, Peter! Just get out of here!" Alex ordered.

"Chains of the Damned!" Poison screamed and two chains shot out of his wrists and grabbed our three heroes and tied them all together.

"I like being close with Dragon, but not this close!" Alex yelled.

"Man, I feel like a third wheel!" Angie added as they were squeezed. "OW! Hey, whose hand was that?!"

"Whoops," Alex laughed.

"Alex!" Dragon growled, kicking his shin.

"OW!"

"Gonna fight me, Peter?" Poison asked.

"What are you crazy?! I'm outta here!" Peter screamed running back. Suddenly Poison's helmet opened up to reveal a small cannon, which shot out a fire blast at the running teen. "Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! OH GOD!" he screamed as it followed him.

"Wow…he is really screwed!" Alex laughed.

"ALEX!"

"What?"

"Sigh," Dragon sighed and quickly freed the three of them with her sword. She then reached on to her suit's belt, (…I just added that they belts…), and threw something at Peter. "Catch!"

"What? Oof!" Peter cried, having the Zero Five Transformer smack his head. "I'm okay!"

"Idiot," Alex sighed as he and Poison watched Peter fumble with the Transformer.

"What the H is this thing!?"

"Really, this is sad," Poison sighed. "Put it on your wrist!"

"Oh," the boy realized and placed the cell phone size box on his left wrist. Suddenly a series of cables appeared and wrapped around his wrist and a robotic voice was heard.

DNA ACQUIRED. DNA LOCKED.

"Huh?" Peter questioned, and realized the fire blast was still coming at him. "AGHH!" he screamed and put his arms in defense. The fire blast hit him and a bright green light was seen.

The fire shot past him and a green aura took his body as it aged to that of a young man and armor appeared over flesh. "Let's GO ZERO!" his voice echoed and a green lightning strike shot from one hand to another.

He placed both hands over his chest in an X and slowly separated his arms making green lightning go around his body, becoming metal. When it was over the green over became like dust and slowly fell to the ground as Peter took a fighting stance.

"Zero Five! Green!" he began, with a black leather undersuit, he had green metal chest cover, with two matching spikes on his shoulders. He had gold rings around his wrists, and a red diamond on his chest and head, with the left and right side of his helmet pointed up, making a strange green 'crown' like shape. "The Chi Mystic!"

"…Chi?" Alex asked.

"You know, Chi? The Chinese believed it as a sort of energy flow in all beings," Dragon explained.

"In other words that thing that is in every action anime show in the world?"

"Yeah."

"Whoa…I'm a Power Ranger!" Peter gasped as his hands glowed green and left little afterimages as he moved them.

"Not another one," Poison growled and charged at Peter. The Chi Mystic though, pulled both hands back and charged at Poison a green ball appeared in his hands.

"Chi Strike! First Raid!" he yelled and shot his hands up, not even touching Poison, but letting the green chi hit him, sending him flying into the air. "Take that, loser!"

"The new guy's good," Alex nodded.

"Hey wait, if I'm Zero Five, where's Zero Four?!" Peter asked.

"I forgot to ask Dragon for the right to use him, keep fighting!" Alex ordered as Poison charged at Peter.

"Huh? Whoa! Second Raid!" the Chinese warrior yelled and suddenly the Chi in his right hand grew and solidified into a large green scythe. With a spin he spun the scythe at Poison and it glowed green and it slammed into Poison, breaking his helmet and sending him back. "Whoa…You look like Alex!"

"How intelligent," Poison growled as he tore off the remains of his helmet to reveal Alex's face. "Now come on! Hit me again," he growled.

"Can I beat up my own best friend? YES I CAN!" Peter smiled and charged at Poison. "Raid Three!" he yelled and threw his scythe at the villain, and it turned into Chi energy, blasting Poison back with the Chi blast. "Take tha-ACK!" he cried, as Poison grabbed his throat suddenly lifted him into the air. "You're fast."

"I know."

"Come, let's lend a hand!" Dragon said, and charged at Poison. "Dragon Sword Strike!" she yelled, slicing his arm off from the elbow up. "Need a hand, Peter?"

"Huh? AHHHH!" he screamed, revealing he had half an arm on his lap. "…I'm good."

"Four against one? How unfair," Poison smiled as two human sized pillars of fire appeared. Now where there lied one, there were three, each taking an animalistic stance.

"Did anyone know he can do that?" Angie asked.

"We'll take the real one, you girls take the fakes!" Alex ordered. "Let's GO ZERO!" he smiled and charged at the real Poison with Peter behind him as his friends fought the fakes.

"Megaton Punch!"

"Armageddon Punch!"

POW!

The two fists met and pushed each other back, and stunned them. Suddenly though, Peter ran over and jumped off of Alex's back and connected his glowing green Chi fist with Poison's head. "Fourth Raid!" The evil killer was shot back and crashed into a nearby car, but was still very much alive.

With Angie, the Angel was holding her own with the Poison clone and kicked him back. "Hellfire!" the copy screamed and shot a blast of fire from his mouth.

Angie put her hands together and suddenly a golden dome appeared over her body, blocking the fire. "Guardian Angel!" she yelled, and then pulled the gold dome into a single sphere and fired it at the clone. "Heaven's Strike!"

The energy ball hit the doppelganger and sent him flying back, and bursting into flames in midair. "If you think I'm good with this armor, you should see me with a frying pan!"

Behind her, Dragon was beating the fake Poison into a pulp. "You attack my friends! You attack me! But you know what you're biggest mistake was? YOU ATTACK MY BOYFRIEND!" Dragon yelled and grabbed the fake and threw him into the air. "Dragon Sword Strike!" she yelled, slicing the copy in half.

"AHHH!" Alex and Peter yelled as Poison threw them like ragdolls. "We're getting our butts kick!" Alex groaned.

"Dude, this sucks!" Peter groaned.

"Give up?" Poison asked.

"….Maybe," Peter answered, only to be smacked by Alex.

"NEVER! Final Shot!"

"Aggh!" Peter groaned loudly. "Raid Three!" he yelled as his scythe appeared in his hands again. He then threw it at Poison and it turned into energy and fused with Alex's red Final Shot beam. The combo attack hit Poison and blasted him back, and crashing into a building.

"Let's finish this! When I say 3."

"When I say 3!"

"One!" Alex began.

"Two!" Peter added.

"THREE!" they yelled and both jumped into the air.

"Gigaton Kick!" Alex yelled and his foot burned red.

"Final Raid!" Peter yelled and his foot glowed green and the two kicks collided with Poison's chest.

BOOM!

"Is he dead?" the Chi Mystic asked, seeing no remains of Poison.

"We're not that lucky. But we're lucky enough to get a new teammate. Welcome to the team, Peter," Alex smiled.

"So I'm a Power Ra-"

"Stop calling us that!" Alex screamed as his and Peter's armor disappeared and Angie and Dragon ran over in their normal forms.

"That finisher you guys did was awesome!" Angie smiled.

"Yeah, good job!" Dragon clapped.

BOOM!

"Right when we were done!" Alex sighed, seeing a building down the street explode. "Ready?"

"Ready."

"Let's GO ZERO!"

"Zero One the Dragon Samurai!"

"Zero Two the Unstoppable Enforcer!"

"Zero Three the Bladed Angel!"

"Zero Five the Chi Mystic!"

"ZERO SQUAD!"

END

Yes, Peter is my real best friend. Yes he talks like that, EX: What the F?! Yes, he is weird. R n R! And yes, he does call me Caveman.