HI!! Me again! This chappie is Jacob Black.
Harry Potter fans will get this. BELLATRIX BLACK! GO PRUNE YOUR FAMILY TREE!! Edward x Bella forever!
Disclaimer: No ownedge.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
1: Buy him a cat. Name it Edward. Make sure you taught him about chasing the poor thing.
2: Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
3: "Accidently" sign him up for ballet classes…
…and invite Edward and Bella to come watch him perform.
4: Set him up with one of the Cullen's…
…doesn't matter which gender that Cullen is.
5: Get Edward to take him to take him to a dog obedience course.
6: Tell him Bella is gay.
7: Tell Alice he is in love with her… leave Alice to the rest.
8: Force him to listen to a 4 or more hour speech about how hot Edward is.
9: Paint his motor cycle pink…
….tell him Edward did it
…let Edward have a little fun with mutt boy.
10: Dress up as an animal control officer and chase him around.
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