Hello everyone this it The Rising Knight bringing you the second chapter of Soul Eater Cast Reacts To... RWBY. So let's gets started!
Maka grabbed the remote and pressed Play.
RWBY Episode 2: The Shining Beacon
Fade into airship landing at the academy and Vomit Boy running to a trash can and vomiting
Vomit: Whoa... mmmm... bleeeehh... blleehh... bleh...
"Yuck." Everyone yelled. "Poor guy." Tsubaki sympathized.
Cut to Ruby and Yang walking off the airship
"There is your favorite girl Soul." "How do you know the Blonde one is my favorite?" Black Star looks at Soul. "Yeah, you're right." "Like I said before Black Star knows everything." "Do you know her name?" Crona asked. "No I do not." "Her name is Yang it mentions it at the end of the first episode." Ragnarok claps. "I'll give you that one kiddo." "Really?" "No and shut up and watch the show." Ragnarok answered.
Yang and Ruby: Wowwwwwwww...
Pan up to view of Beacon Academy
Cut to Yang and Ruby
Yang Xiao Long: The view from Vale's got nothing on this!
"Well I am Black Star." "Not you dumb-ass!" Maka yelled.
Ruby Rose: Ooh! Ooh! Sis!
Ruby turns into Chibi Ruby
"How?" Soul asked. "Hyperbole." "What?" "An exaggeration of something." Maka answered. "Nerd." "MAKA CHOP!" Maka's book hit Souls head. "Lay off with the Maka Chop's okay!" Soul yelled
Ruby Rose: That kid has got a collapsible staff!
"Collapsible staff!" Maka exclaimed. "Really Maka?" "I really like weapons." Maka answered. "Not in that way Soul." Soul just smiled to himself
Chibi Ruby starts drifting away
Ruby Rose: And she's got a fire sword!
Yang grabs Ruby and pulls her towards her by her hood
Ruby Rose: Ow, ow...
Yang Xiao Long: Easy there, little sister.
Yang Xiao Long: They're just weapons.
Ruby Rose: Just weapons?
Cut to Ruby
Ruby Rose: They're an extensions of ourselves!
Ruby Rose: They're a part of us!
Ruby Rose: They're so cool!
"Yeah." Maka yelled. Soul smiles again.
Cut to Yang
Yang Xiao Long: Well why can't you swoon over your own weapon?
Yang Xiao Long: Aren't you happy with it?
Cut to Ruby with scythe in hands hugging it
Ruby Rose: Of course I'm happy with Crescent Rose!
"Who the hell name's their weapon?" Patti blurted out "Sis, you are a weapon remember?" "Oh yeah." Patti answered her sister.
Ruby Rose: I just really like seeing new ones.
Ruby Rose: It's like meeting new people.
Ruby Rose: But better.
"Introvert." Kid mumbles.
Yang pulls hood on Ruby
Yang Xiao Long: Ruby, come on, why don't you go try make some friends of your own?
Ruby takes off hood
Ruby Rose: But why would I need friends when I have you?
"My problem every day." Liz saddens.
Cut to Yang and friends
Yang Xiao Long: Well...
Cut to Yang running away with friends
Yang Xiao Long: (faster talking) Actually my friends are here now. Gotta go catch up.
Yang Xiao Long: 'Kay, c'ya, bye.
"And that is what I attempt to do." Liz saddens even more.
Cut to Ruby spinning around confused
Ruby Rose: Wait! Where are you going?
Cut to Yang and friends running into the academy
Ruby Rose: Are we supposed to go to our dorms?
Cut to Ruby spinning around still confused
Ruby Rose: Where are our dorms? Do we have dorms?
Ruby Rose: I don't know what I'm doing...
Ruby falls onto suitcase holders and suitcases go flying
Weiss Schnee: What are you doing!?
"Bitch alert." "Black Star she could be nice." Tsubaki told Black Star.
Ruby sits up
Ruby Rose: Uh.. sorry.
Cut to Weiss looking down at Ruby
"I think that is the white-haired girl on the cover." Soul pointed out.
Weiss Schnee: Sorry?
Weiss Schnee: Do you have any idea of the damage you could have caused?
Cut to Ruby picking up suitcase
Ruby Rose: Uhh.
Weiss Schnee: Gimme that!
Black Star looks at Tsubaki and smiles. "MAKA CHOP!" Maka has once again hit Black Star with her book. "Thanks Maka but if you keep this up you will end up killing him." Tsubaki explained to Maka.
Cut to Weiss snatching suitcase out of Ruby's hands and opening it
Weiss Schnee: This is Dust mined and purified from the Schnee Quarry.
"So she makes Dust." Soul thought aloud.
Cut to Ruby still on the floor rubbing her head and Weiss picking a glass filled with dust
Ruby Rose: Uhh...
Cut to Weiss
Weiss Schnee: What are you, brain dead?
"Patti you can get mad about this one if you want." Liz told her.
"My pleasure." Patti answered.
Weiss closes suitcase with dust coming out and showing her a dust sample
Weiss Schnee: Dust! Fire, Water, Lightning, Energy!
"Really." Patti yelled.
Cut to Ruby getting up and getting dust up her nose
Ruby Rose: Uhhh...
Weiss Schnee: Are you even listening to me?
"Stop shaking that around and she will." Patti yelled even louder,
"She really is going at it." Death whispered to Liz. They all moved further away from her on the couch.
Cut to Weiss
Weiss Schnee: Is any of this sinking in?
"Hhmmph." Kid smirked to himself. Suddenly a note came floating down from the ceiling and landed on Kids lap. "What's this?" Kid asked. "I don't know." Soul answered. It read:
I wrote that part. No-one understands my pain.
-BlawnDee
"Huh." Kid laughed. "Continue on."
Weiss shakes bottle
Weiss Schnee: What do you have to say for yourself!?
Cut to Ruby getting more dust in her nose
Ruby Rose: Uhhhhaaaahhh-Chooooo!
Cut to explosion of fire and some ice
"Aaah." Crona screamed. "It's alright Crona everything's alright." Maka reassured Crona.
Cut to sample of going flying and landing at someone's feet
Black haired girl picks it up while reading a book then looks at it
"And that is the black-haired girl from the co-" "You need to stop doing that." Black Star told Soul.
Weiss Schnee: Unbelievable!
"Here she goes again." Patti groaned.
Cut to Ruby and Weiss from Blake's third person point of view
Weiss Schnee: This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about!
Cut to Ruby twiddling with her fingers
Ruby Rose: I'm really, really sorry!
"Wait how did she get a scar?" Maka asked "Probably find out later." She thought.
Cut to Weiss
Weiss Schnee: Ugh! You complete dolt!
"Now who even says that." Patti yelled.
Weiss Schnee: What are you even doing here?
Cut to Ruby
Weiss Schnee: Aren't you a little young to be attending Beacon?
"So there is a age limit in this school." Maka questioned. "Isn't there a age limit in our school." Soul told Maka "Not for me. I was born into the DWMA because I'm Black Star!" Black Star yelled. Everyone groaned.
Ruby Rose: Well.. I...
Cut to Weiss
Weiss Schnee: This isn't your ordinary combat school.
Weiss Schnee: It's not just sparring and practice you know.
Weiss Schnee: We're here to fight monsters!
"You mean animals." Death mentioned. "Don't hurt the giraffe!" Patti screamed. "Patti calm down, the giraffes aren't going to get hurt." Tsubaki calmly said.
Weiss turns her head away
Weiss Schnee: So watch where you're going!
Cut to Ruby
Ruby Rose: Hey, I said I was sorry, Princess!
Ruby steps forward while Weiss edges back
Blake Belladonna: It's Heiress, actually.
Cut to Blake holding up the dust sample
Blake Belladonna: Weiss Schnee, heiress to the Schnee Dust Company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world.
"That explains why she is a bitch." Patti mumbled.
Cut to Weiss and Ruby
Weiss Schnee: Finally, some recognition!
Weiss looks at Ruby
Cut to Blake
Blake Belladonna: The same company infamous for its controversial labor force and questionable business partners.
"Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned. Burned, dude Burned." Donut chuckled. "Hey, you too. Out you pink man" Rising Knight yelled. "It's not pink! It's lightish red!" "Yeah whatever. Just go." "Fine!... Where can I hang out with no pants on?" Donut thought aloud when walking out the door. "Guys, really sorry about that. This is not supposed to be happening." It's alright" Kid told him. "What's your name?" They all asked. "For now, you can just call me... The Rising Knight." He told everyone then winked at Maka. Maka blushed. (AN: MakaXSoul fans don't kill me.) "Anyways time for me to go." Rising Knight announced. "Why don't you stay. Watch with us. Look out for other people." Soul asked. "Maybe. I'll think about it. Until now, It is goodbye." He answered. "See ya, Rising Knight." Everyone called. Rising Knight closed the door and they continued on with the show.
Cut to Weiss
Weiss Schnee: Wha- How dare-!
Cut to Ruby laughing
Weiss Schnee: The nerve of-!
Cut to Weiss taking sample from Blake's hands
Weiss Schnee: Ugh!
Weiss storms out while her servants pick up suitcases
Ruby Rose: I promise I'll make this up to you!
"Don't worry about it." Patti told the TV.
Cut to Ruby
Ruby Rose: I guess I'm not the only one having a rough first day.
Ruby Rose: So what's-?
Ruby turns
Cut to Blake walking away
Cut to Ruby falling to the floor
Ruby Rose: Welcome to Beacon...
Ruby closes her eyes
Vomit Boy: Hey...
"It's Vomit Boy again" They all said except Tsubaki.
Ruby looks up
Cut to Vomit Boy
Vomit Boy: I'm Jaune.
"His name is Jaune guys." Tsubaki told them.
Jaune extends hand
Cut to Ruby
Ruby Rose: Ruby.
Ruby takes Jaune's hand and gets lifted up
Ruby chuckles
Ruby Rose: Aren't you the guy that threw up on the ship?
"His name is now Vomit Boy Tsubaki. Deal with it." Black Star told Tsubaki.
Cut and pan down to different outside area of the academy with Ruby and Jaune arguing
Jaune Arc: All I'm saying is that motion sickness is much more common problem than people let on!
Cut to Ruby and Jaune closer
Ruby Rose: Look, I'm sorry Vomit-boy was the first thing that came to mind.
Jaune Arc: Oh yeah, what if I called you Crater-face?
"In memory to the pink no lightish red guy "Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned. Burned, dude Burned.". " Soul called.
Ruby Rose: Hey, that explosion was an accident.
Jaune Arc: Well the name's Jaune Arc!
"Because the last name changes everything." Kid joked.
Jaune Arc: Short, sweet, rolls of the tongue, ladies love it!
Cut to Ruby
"Do they?" Maka asked.
Ruby Rose: Do they?
Cut to Jaune
Jaune Arc: They will.
Jaune Arc: Well, I hope they will...
"Let's see then." Crona mumbled while writing that down.
Cut to Ruby and Jaune
Jaune Arc: I mean, my mom always says, uh...
Crona shuddered. "What's wrong." " Wimp has got mother problems." Ragnarok laughed
Jaune Arc: Never mind.
Cut to Ruby laughing
Ruby Rose: So I got this thing.
Ruby pulls out Crescent Rose
Cut to Jaune
Jaune Arc: Whoa!
Jaune Arc: Is that a scythe!
Cut to Ruby
Ruby Rose: It's also a customizable, high impact velocity sniper rifle.
"Why can't you be like that Soul." Maka complained." "Scythe's don't usually come as guns Maka." Soul answered. Liz and Patti rolled their eyes.
Ruby pulls out Crescent Rose in sniper form
Cut to Ruby and Jaune
Jaune Arc: A wha-?
Ruby reloads
Ruby Rose: It's also a gun.
Jaune Arc: Oh.
Jaune Arc: That's cool!
Ruby Rose: So what've you got?
Jaune Arc: Oh- uh, I got this sword.
Jaune pulls out sword
"Not the worst of weapons." Maka pointed out.
Cut to Ruby
Ruby Rose: Oooooooh!
Cut to Ruby and Jaune
Jaune Arc: Yeah, I've got a shield too!
Jaune pulls out shield
Ruby Rose: So what do they do?
Ruby touches shield and it folds down and Jaune struggles to catch it
Jaune picks up shield
Cut to Jaune
Jaune Arc: Well... the shield gets smaller.
Jaune Arc: So... when I get tired of carrying it...
Jaune Arc: I can just put it away.
Cut to Jaune and Ruby
"But wouldn't it weigh the same?" Maka asked.
Ruby Rose: But wouldn't it weigh the same?
Jaune Arc: Yeah, it does.
Cut to Ruby
Ruby Rose: Well, I'm kind of a dork when it comes to weapons.
Ruby Rose: I guess I did go a little overboard designing it.
Cut to Ruby and Jaune
Jaune Arc: Wait. You made that?
Ruby Rose: Of course!
"If only I could customize Liz and Patti to have symmetrical boobs."Kid thought aloud. "Well you could get Stein." Black Star told Kid. "Don't you dare!" Liz yelled at Kid.
Ruby Rose: All students at Signal forge their own weapons.
Cut to Jaune
Ruby Rose: Didn't you make yours?
Jaune Arc: It's a hand-me-down.
Jaune Arc: My great-great-grandfather used it to fight in the war.
"So he is like you Kid." Liz told Kid "No he is not!. He is not symmetrical and does not have guns!" "Well you aren't symmetric-" "Patti don't bother." Liz says to Patti.
Cut to Ruby and Jaune
Ruby Rose: ... sounds more like a family heirloom to me!
Ruby Rose: Well I like it!
Ruby Rose: Not many people have an appreciation for the classics these days.
Cut to Jaune
Jaune Arc: Yeah. The classics.
Cut to Ruby and Jaune
Ruby Rose: So why'd you help me back there, in the courtyard?
Jaune Arc: Why not?
Jaune Arc: My mom always says, "Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet."
Ruby Rose: Hmmm... Hey, where are we going?
Zooms out
Jaune Arc: Oh, I dunno, I was following you.
Fades to black
Jaune Arc: You think there might be a directory?
Jaune Arc: Maybe a food court?
"Food court where?!" Ragnarok yelled "Not here that's just me Black Star." "Shut it! Both of you!" Maka yelled.
Ruby laughs
Jaune Arc: Some sort of recognizable landmark?
Ruby smirks
Jaune Arc: Is that a "no"?
Ruby laughs
Ruby Rose: That's a no.
"Might as well watch all of them, right?" Soul said. "I'll go get some popcorn." Maka told everyone.
And that is the second chapter. Hope you enjoyed it. If you want any jokes in this story leave it in the reviews. This is the Rising Knight signing off,
SEE YA!