Chapter 2: SURPRISE
A/N: Still not sure if this should be an R rated FanFic! Leave ideas and thoughts!
Rainbow Dash was hesitant to open the door to my house but did anyway. As she entered, the room was pitch black. Her hoof navigated along the wall and found the switch, and fliped it. Her eyes took time to adjust to the sudden change to light, but they finally came into focus, only to reveal me, with a pair of black and gold plated wings, with a chrome finish. She stared in awe as my wings retracted into and out of a metal casing implanted to my side."You... Your wings... Their... METAL!" She exclaimed. "Impressed?" I asked. "More than impressed! Im JEALOUS!" She said.
I marked this as a time to make my move. I slowly walked up to her, my eyes totally focused on her face. "What are you doing?" she asked. "This." I replied. Before she could respond I already had her in a lip lock. As we fought for dominance, she slid her hoof down my stomach to my crotch. "Hold it. Not in the middle of my living room." I said. "Lead the way." She replied with a smirk. All Im going to say is that I hope the neighbors had noise canceling ear phones.
The next morning, I woke up with Rainbow Dash staring at me with a cocky smile. "Im hungry after last night. Can we get something to eat?" She said, gently rubbing my shoulder. "Sure, just let me put my wings on." I said. (Note:Metal wings=able to take them off) I got up to go put my wings on, but when I opened my bathroom door, they werent hanging on the wall like they should have been! The Wonder Bolts apperently covered the cost of surgery, but the wings cost over 6000 bits! I started to panic and spun around, only to see Rainbow Dash hovering in the air with my wings. That cocky smile of hers plastered on her face. I knew what she wanted, so I gave it to her.
I lunged at her and before she could react I had the wings secured safely next to me and had her in a headlock, but I gave her enough slack to where it didnt hurt. Since I was using my legs to put her in headlock, it gave her ideas...( HINT HINT ) SO ONCE AGAIN, we... um... You know... So afterwards, we headed to Sugar Cube Corner for a bite to eat. We were greeted by the always happy and energetic Pinkie Pie. "Hiya Dashie! Hiya Skully! What can I get ya?" She said without ever taking a breath.
"Umm, we just want half a dozen chocolate muffins please." I said, giving her a warm smile, then nudging Rainbow Dash to do the same. "Oh, yea, thats fine!" She replied. I knew something was on her mind and I was determined to get her to talk. We chose our seat and sat down while Pinkie cooked up our order. "Hey, whats wrong? Somethings on your mind." I asked her with pleading eyes. "Oh its nothing. Just thinkin about last night..." She said with a smile. Oh yes. That was quite some night, I thought. "What was quite some night?" A familiar voice asked from behind me. I turned around slowly to see Twilight standing there with her horn glowing. "Mother-bucker,"I said under my breath.
Me, being a total dumbass, didnt see Twilight and Spike sitting off to the side. Unicorns can also read minds, as she told me a few months ago."Umm... Uhh... I uhh..." Rainbow Dash started stuttering. "We were talking about a club we went to one night. Rainbow Dash some how ended up on one of the ceiling fans. When I got her down, she was out cold." I told was all true. It did happen a few weeks ago, and I just used that as a cover up for last night. But as to why Twilight cant mind her own bucking buisness, Ill never know.
"Oh my, Rainbow, you must be more careful." Twilight said with concern in her voice. "Dont worry. I learned my lesson." She said with sarcasm in her voice. This went un-noticed by Twilight, and just as she was about to say something else, Pinkie Pie popped up out of no where. "Hi everybody! Heres your order! And whats that club you were talking about? Sounds like some hard-core partying they do! Its my kind of place, DUH!" Pinkie said, AGAIN, not taking a breath. "Oh. The place is called Club Hoof Beat. You should go this Saturday night. I heard Vinyl Scratch will be DJing that night." Rainbow said, now even more nervous that Pinkie Pie was practically invading our privacy too.
"Okie dokie lokie!" The energetic pink pony said as she bounced away. I watched as she bounced away and wondered if her mane really did smell like cotton candy. As I pondered over this totally off topic subject, I heard Twilight giggle. I looked over to see her horn glowing and knew what was going on. "OH COME ON! CANT I THINK TO MYSELF WITHOUT YOU READING MY MIND!" I whined as I slouched in my chair. "What was he thinking about? It sounds interesting." Rainbow said with a sly smile. "Oh, he was simply wondering if the rumors about Pinkie Pies mane were true. And yes, Skully, it does smell like cotton candy." Twilight said without breaking eye contact from me. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Rainbow lost it in a fit of giggles.
After we calmed her down and ate our food we stayed to talk with Twilight about upcoming events. And the only thing really important was Christmas. I knew just how I was going to spend the holidays.
A/N: Hey guys! Im so sorry for a late update, but Final Exams were this week! Pray that I passed! Also, check out genralc46! He was my inspiration! Peace.