Disclaimer: I do not own the Scott Pilgrim series or any of the characters mentioned in this story. All original characters and lines belong to Bryan Lee O'Malley and other respectable parties. This story is purely for entertainment purposes and not to be sold anywhere.

A/N: HELLOOOOOO SCOTT PILGRIM FANS! As customary on my birthday, I like to post a story or a chapter. For this year, I will be adding the LONG AWAITED chapter to one of my most popular (and humorous) story, Headphones! I hope that it's what you've all be looking forward to and more…!

-V4tM

This is a work of fiction, any similarity or likeness to any events or persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

Voice4TheMute Presents

Headphones Chapter 2:

"NO sir, it is YOU who's the traitor!" I yelled, pointing my script as if it was sword towards my own reflection in the mirror. I made an unsatisfied face and I recomposed myself and tried it again. "No sir, YOU are the traitor!" I yelled, again, pointing my 'sword' to my reflection. "No…that doesn't feel right either." I said, tapping my chin with my rolled up script. "YOU are the TRAITOR!" I yelled again, with different inflections. I felt myself get embarrassed as I scratched my head furiously. "That's no good either!"

Man oh man it's so good that no one comes to the first floor bathrooms at the end of the science building. If I didn't decide to explore St. Joel's my first day, I wouldn't have found this gem. A whole restroom that no one uses…a place where I can practice without anyone hearing me!

I walked to the bathroom door and opened it, looking around. As I expected, the halls were empty and not a single soul in sight. The beauty of this area is that in order to get to it, you had to get through a hallway that is being used to store a lot of old props from the previous theater productions. Because of all the junk that was stored in the hallway no one would dare try to venture further in to see where it lead. Where it lead is this nice girl's restroom that still functional with multiple stalls and sinks.

"It's like a studio apartment but at school. Maybe I should move some clothes here and just live here for a awhile." I said aloud as I opened my script again. "Hmmm…maybe that's good for now. I promise Scott and Kim that I would go with them after school for some food. I wonder what we'll eat." I said as I looked at my wrist watch. "Thirty minutes. Maybe one or two more lines won't hurt. I guess I can practice my sword swing noises." I said, smiling as I rolled up my script again and held it like a sword.

"Hiya! HIya! HiYA!"

"We're almost there. Check out what I found."

"Erk!" I squeaked as I heard a voice coming ever so closer to where I was practicing. I wasn't sure what made me do it, but I retreated into the nearest stall and brought me feet up to pretend I wasn't there. In hindsight, I really wish I let my presence known.

[headphones 2]

"In here, check it out!"

"What are you doing? This is the women's restroom you idiot!"

I knew those voices. I knew them all too well. The first voice belonged to my best friend Scott Pilgrim. The Other? To my other best friend Kim Pine. They were dating each other, so it's no surprise that they were together wherever they go, but why of all places were they here?

"S-Scott. Why did you drag me through all that theater garbage to a restroom? A women's restroom at that? What if-" But Kim's angry voice was soon silence with what I can only describe as something covering her mouth. Her sudden stop in speech followed by the sound of lip smacking and sucking only meant one thing.

Oh gross…they're making out… I thought as I felt my stomach churn. The sounds of kissing stopped and what I expected an angry Kim to continue yelled, was instead greeted by a soft purr.

"You idiot…what if someone comes through here right now? You'll get detention for being in the girl's restroom." I heard Kim say to Scott as he responded back.

"Lisa said that that no one comes here and she uses this place to practice sometimes."

God dammit! Me and my big mouth!

"Aren't' you worried that Lisa might show up?"

"Lisa said that she has to practice her lines with other actors today. So she won't be here."

That's because the other actors couldn't make it! So I had to come here and practice instead! I gotta get out of here and show them that I'm actually here. I thought as I was about to bring my foot down. But right when I was about to make contact with the ground, Scott's voice made me retract my legs again.

"So…do you wanna….?"

"Scott! We're meeting Lisa in half an hour." Kim's voice said in a soft whisper. I felt my eyes widen as the realization of what they were talking about.

No way…are Scott and Kim…I guess I shouldn't be surprised. They have been going out for awhile. It's only natural that they- wait. Why am I analyzing this? I gotta get out of here!

"That's plenty of time."

"Yesh, If you're doing it wrong." Kim hissed at him.

"We'll make it a quick one." Besides, it's been awhile since we…" Scott trailed as I heard the sound of clothes being shifted. Suddenly I found that my window of opportunity is now closed. If I go there now, I will not here the end of it, I will cock block both of my best friends, and there will be no living this down. I was trapped for the next thirty minutes, and I can only pray that what Scott had planned was really as 'quick' as he promised.

"Mmm…Scott…" Kim moaned a bit as the sound of cloth shuffling became more erratic. I felt a frown stay plastered as my face as I knew that I was in this for the long hall. Without making too much noise, I got into a comfortable fetal position. The sound of kissing and lip smacking came back as I did my best to zone out the noise and try to recite the lines in my head.

Ok, OK. The Mean King, Act Two, Scene Four. "My King! My King! I come bearing news!

"Ahh…Scott…"

News from the Queen of Greenrail. She is ecstatic bout your proposal

"Mmm…there…"

She…uh…request that you send more…things. It pleases her. No…that's not how it went.

"Come on, Scott. Don't disappoint. Use one hand." Kim's voice echoed as I heard Scott's grunting.

"This damn….whoever made these things should be shot." Scott said as Kim let out a short laugh.

"Hard to believe the school's strongest man can't wrap his head around the concept of a bra." She said as the sound of her removing her shirt over her head. I heard her throw it on the ground, slightly in the line of sight of what I can see below the stall door.

"Lacey…"

"Don't gawk. I'm trying to teach you something." Kim said as there as more shuffling. "Here Scott. This is where they connect. It's being hold other by two hooks. See?" Kim said as I felt very self-conscious about my own bra. "You pinch right here with your middle finger and index finger and then you just release." I felt my throat get dry as I heard Scott fumble a bit with Kim's bra. It was almost as if I could feel him also messing with my bra. I kept my voice in check as each failed attempt by Scott made me feel a bit more shy but at the same time, a bit more anxious. I wanted him to succeed…so badly.

"I think I almost got it…there!" He said as a faint click sound was heard and the sound of moving fabric was heard.

"Good job. I- HEY! EASY!" Kim yelled as soon, I saw a bra fall on the ground next to where her shirt laid. "Easy tiger. No biting." I hear the sounds of sucking and skin touching fill the room again. Kim's erratic breath was getting louder and louder with each little smack of Scott's lips. Soon, the sounds of more clothing being removed was heard as more articles of clothing were being tosses one by one on the ground. I couldn't physically see what was going on, but the sounds and the sight of the clothes were enough to paint the picture in my head. Right behind this metal stall door were my best friends naked, moments away from having sex.

This isn't right on so many levels. I just want to leave! Please let me leave! I thought as I looked at my watch. There was at least 20 minutes left. Please hurry!

""Mmm…haven't seen you this hard before."

Urg!

"Haven't see you this wet either."

Gross!

"Maybe this bathroom idea wasn't bad. It's kinda exciting, don't you think?"

I need a new place to practice!

"Maybe we should do it here more often."

Please don't!

"I can live with that." Kim said as the sound of kissing took over and the sound of hands shuffling over each other's bodies echoed throughout the bathroom. The sounds of soft moans and wet sounds made me feel very uncomfortable. Again, it was a blessing that this door was in the way, because I really didn't want to know what was going on behind that door or what Scott was doing to Kim to make her make those sounds.

"Oh, right there Scott. Right there!"

"Can't breathe down here you know…"

"Sorry…it's just that-"

"I got air, let's go." Scott said as Kim's voice echo's voice fill the room once more of her encouraging moans. It was wrong…and I was starting to feel guilty but…

Dammit Scott…what are you doing to Kim… I thought to myself as I felt myself become 'bothered' by what was going on. I knew I couldn't blame myself for reacting the way I did. I'm sixteen. I have needs too. But to hear someone else's 'needs' being satisfied out there? It made me feel 'needy' I felt disgusted but I just couldn't fight the urge anymore. I slowly traced the curve of my body until it made its way down to here its was aching the most.

"Mmm…" I stifled a moan as Kim's and Scott's voices slowly went from disturbing to encouraging.

I…I'll just do this once. Only once. Then, it'll never come back or think of my friends like this again! I just-

"What? No condom?" Kim's hoarse voice asked as I heard Scott shuffle through his stuff but was unable to find what he was looking for.

"S-Sorry Kim."

I felt disappointed in Scott…hell, Kim probably felt disappointed the most. Our little charade was over, and I was slightly relieved. Or at least that's what I thought.

"Risk it?" Scott asked.

"Risk it." Kim demanded as the next sound what something that I never heard come out of Kim's mouth before: a loud, genuine, moan.

"Oh Scott!"

"K-Kim!"

Oh my God. I thought to myself, continuing where I left off. The sound of loud moaning and body slapping started to form into a rhymic pattern, one that I can follow along with.

"Right there! Yes! Yes!"

"Kim…I can't go any longer…." Scott said out load.

"Outside …please." Kim begged. I knew it was the begging that pushed Scott over the edge. With the sound of relief coming out of both participants, I heard their voices go from erratic down to panting, then down to calm and controlled. I, shamefully, came along with them, and I did my best to match their voices to mask my own voice from them. I shivered from guilt and a felt a cloud of shame hovered over my head. What I just did…I knew I could never utter a single word to them. Though I felt very satisfied from my action, I knew that I could never live it down.

"You came a lot there stud." Kim said as they were still trying to catch their breath.

"S-sorry. Let me get you some toilet paper to wipe that up." Scott said as I saw a shadow approach my stall. My eyes widen as my heart skipped a beat. I saw Scott's bare feet appear at the bottom of my stall door as I heard him pull slightly at the door, trying to get it open.

OH SHI-

"No need. I got it." Kim said as I heard her to take the paper towels near the sink and wiped herself off. My eyes were fixated at the door. I wouldn't take much just to pull on that door and expose myself and my dark secret that I decide to hold to myself until the day I die.

"Well, I still need to wipe myself off."

OH GOD NO!

"Just use the towels you baby."

Whew…

"But what's rough on my junk. Gotta use soft toilet paper.

NO!

"God you're such a wimp. Let's go. Lisa is waiting for us, remember?" Kim said as I saw the articles of clothing disappeared one by one and soon, with the sound of the door opening and closing, they were gone. I didn't come out right away. I was scared that they would suddenly come back for some unexplained reason. But after another two minutes have past, I came out.

"Never…again…." I said

And so

"Lisa, you're late again." Kim said as I made it to the meeting spot five minutes later.

"Sorry, Sorry. Practice took a bit of a…detour today."

"So where do you guys want to eat. I'm starving." Scott said as I could only laugh a bit trying to surpass the urge of saying 'yeah I bet you are'.

"Oh, before I forget, here Lisa." Kim said as she reached into her backpack and took out ChapStick. I blinked a few times before gave me it. I could smell it in the hair. Kim already chapped her lips up "Thanks for lending me your ChapStick."

"Did you recently use this?"

"Yeah…why?"

"Keep it." I said, handing it back to her.

"See Kim…that's why your story about Scott and Ramona having loud sex at night sucks." I told Kim who was frozen on the couch of Scott's second floor apartment. Her mouth was wide open while I casually sipped on some water through a straw. "Mmm…this is some clean water. This tap?"

The End…for now!