Chapter 2 Chapter 2
You're A Peach
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'Turn Around Do A dance...'
The four crusaders were back in Xander's car. The car that smelt like double meet palace and had a little green air freshener hanging on the rear-view mirror. Hmm cute, thought Andrew, I don't think it's doing much good though. Andrew buckled himself into the back seat and gazed mindlessly out the window. I seem to be getting tied down a lot these days...I bet Buffy has shackles, shackles are hot. Andrew eye's glazed over as he looked into the clear blue sky recalling the time the trio had added 'Buffy as a sex-slave' to their big list. Good times, good times, thought Andrew. Dawn also appeared to be off in her own world, staring at nothing in particular.
Andrew kinda smells, sniffed Dawn, Well obviously he hasn't showered for two days.I know boys smell but this is just cruel, I mean I have to sit next to this stink bomb. Dawn snuck a peak at the daydreaming Andrew. I wonder if he spikes his hair with gel, maybe it's just grease...eww.
Dawn continued staring at Andrew and he must have noticed because he snapped out of his kinky daydream. A daydream which included a certin slayer, some shackles and Padma from 'Attack of the Clones'.
"wha-what?" Stuttered Andrew, his voice turning squeaky. He suddenly felt very self-conscious.
"Nothing," Dawn blushed, she had been caught staring, not just staring-staring at Andrew of all people.
Oh-Gosh, this is when I find out she has X-ray vision and can see everything...eve-ry-thing. Andrew crossed his legs as slyly as possible, giving Dawn a nervous grin.
"umm," Dawn turned to face Andrew, "You kind of smell," Okay that was kind of mean but I was just stating the obvious. Dawn pulled a stray hair behind her ear.
" Oh-ha ha...yeah," Andrew shrugged, "That's what happens when you don't shower for two days," he chuckled nervously, suddenly becoming very aware of his damp sweatshirt and full bladder.
"Buffy!" whined Dawn leaning forward, Andrew took this time to decrepitly sniff his armpit. Yeah, I smell like mayonnaise left out in the sun, I'm just sweating salmonella poisoning-I could kill someone. Andrew shoved his hands under his armpits, Just protecting the people, I'm like Frodo ,this is my burden to bare Sam Wise.It's my burden... Andrew sunk back into his seat with his hands under his armpits and legs crossed.
"What?" Buffy leant back agasint her headrest.
"Can Andrew have a shower when we get back... he smells," Dawn whispered the last part.
"A shower? He's our hostage not our guest-age," Buffy retorted.
"uhh...," Andrew put up his hand, then quickly replaced it under his armpit. Dawn looked back at the scrunched-up looking boy, "I need to urinate,"
Dawn squinted," you haven't peed for two days...have you?"
"That's be a big N.O, cap-i-tain," Andrew fidgeted like a kindergarten before nap time.
"How are you not dead?"
"I don't know" Andrew looked terrified.
"Yeah he needs the washroom and a shower," Dawn cleared up.
"No way, he's my hostage and what I say goes-no shower, he's not some long-lost cousin staying over for a visit,"
"Obviously not, who visits Sunnydale?" Xander laughed feeling his input was needed.
"Fine-no shower, but I've got Niagara Falls built up in here!" If this car hits a pothole my bladder might just upchuck one of the top ten wonders of the world.
" Just tie him to the chair," Xander turned a corner, keeping his eyes on the road.
Dawn found herself feeling sorry for Andrew, he'd been tricked into killing his best friend, smelt like the boys change room and everyone abused him.
"Well if you don't let me pee, I'll turn that white chair yellow," Threatened Andrew with what looked like an attempt at the evil eye.
"Eww," The Summer sisters wailed.
"Fine he can pee-but no shower," Buffy backed down, she didn't want to loose anymore furniture. Andrew was getting more anxious by the second, his bladder was going to over flow.
" Drive-Xander Drive!" Andrew fidgeted, his hands between his legs, " For Pete sake, Yoda could drive faster than you and he can't even reach the peddle!"
"Hey!"
Xander pulled into the Summer's drive and before the car could roll to a stop Andrew was sprinting for the front door. Bursting through the front door, Andrew jumped the stairs two at a time.
" Mother Theresa that boy can run," Xander slam the car door shut. Dawn, Buffy and Xander strolled through the open door and into the living room.
"Where's the fire?" questioned Willow front the couch.
" I don't know but I bet Andrew could extinguish it," Dawn giggled, she could get used to life with another teenage boy around.
-- Hey everybody :) this is my first ever fan-fic so please review :D sorry the chapters short but my computer busted and i have
to use the school comps.