Well You Know the drill, Heres my disclaimer I DONT OWN HARRY POTTER
Now that thats out of the way, Enjoy as I make fun of yet another harry potter character.
Snape sneaked into the room slowly. "Dear me, it seems someone is using this room...Sorry Dance Dance Revolution, we cant dance here" sulked Snape
Know your stars
Know your stars
know your stars
know your stars
know your stars
Know your flucking stars already!
"oh no, Potter told me all about you already, thats why I brought my magical earphones"
Snape
Is allergic to the female body
"NO IM NOT, I have a female touch me every night!"
Dude Ur mom dosnt count
"My mother is a SAINT"
Yeah, the saint of trampyness
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK"
Snape
Killed his own father because his dad caught him during his "private time"
":'( MY DAD DIED OF CANCER!"
Snape
Likes wrapping himself and sending himself to dumbledore during the summer when he gets lonely
"no I don't...i use the train..."
Snape
Had a filthy relationship with Harry's mom which is how harry was born
"DAMN YOU. AVADA KEDAVARA!"
bwahahaha once again I caused trouble
The End!