A LOST NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY!

CHAPTER 2: PARTY TIME.

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Locke was in the kitchen, putting all the snacks in little bowls. Jack was in the living room, picking out music for the party. Then he heard it.
"GOD DAMN IT! WHERE THE HELL IS IT?!!!!!" followed by a crash that sounded like a glass breaking.
He ran in to the living room of the hatch.
"JACK! JACK! WHAT HAPPENED?! DID YOU HURT YOURSELF?! DO I NEED TO CALL THE ISLAND ABULANCE?!!?!" Locke screamed.
But when he stopped screaming he found that Jack had just broken a record by smashing it against the wall.
"What...what are you doing?" He asked.
"I am so sick of this! All the music here is old country! Where's all the Fregie?!" Jack demanded.
"Jack, I'm sorry, but Desmond took all the Fregie with him when he left." Locke said, putting a hand on Jack's shoulder as he started to sob.
Locke went back to the kitchen and began to put little pink umbrellas in the glasses of (insert random alcohol).
"Hey. You need any help setting up the party?" Asked Henry.
"Umm, yeah, actually. Could you--Hey! What the hell are you doing out of your cell?!" Locke demanded.
"That Jack guy came over and let me out. He gave me the keys and told me to watch the new prisoner so he could look for the Fregie CD's." Henry said innocently.
"What new prisoner?" Locke asked.
//Scene goes to Charlie, sitting in his 'cell,' talking to himself. "I wasn't really kidnapping Aaron! I was saving him!"//
"Oh, yeah. I forgot we had to lock him up." Locke said.
It was almost time for people to come. Henry had set up some decorations (some how he managed to find a big disco ball to drop at midnight).
Jack had all the music playing and Locke had all the food and drinks ready.
Jack looked at his watch (which didn't work anyway). "Locke! Why aren't people here yet?!" He cried.
"They still have time. Clam down." Locke said.
"No, they don't! You just screwed up inviting people! I knew we should have done my idea!" Jack spat.
"Huh? What was your idea?" Locke asked.
"I told you. We should have sent the invitations with the penguins!" Jack said as if it were so obvious.
"What penguins?" Henry asked him.
"Well, if there's polar bears on the island, I figure there's penguins. So we could just tie the invitations to the penguins and let them deliver the invites." Jack said.
"Wow, that's a...surprisingly good idea! I think your on to something, Jack!" Henry cried excitedly.
Locke rolled his eyes. Everyone is stupid.
Just then the hatch door bell rang.
"Where did we get a door bell?" Locke asked as he went to answer the door.
It was Kate and Sawyer.
"Hi, Locke! We weren't making out!" Kate said quickly. "Hey, is Jack here yet? OMG! Jack! Jack! Hi Jack! I love Jack!!!" Kate screamed, running in and jumping on Jack.
"So...I'll call you later or something." Sawyer called after her. "By the way, Mr. Clean. We totally were making out." Sawyer said as he passed Locke and when straight to the alcohol.
"Uh..OK." Locke said as he closed the door. But as soon as he did, someone else rang the bell.
It was Michael.
"They said it was OK if I came as long as I didn't reveal that I am working for the Others. DAMMIT!" Michael screamed, slapping himself on the forehead and walking away.
Then Hurly came in.
"Hey dude! How's the party?" Hurly asked.
"Pretty good, I guess. I've here answering this stupid door since people first started coming." Locke said.
"Wow, bummer." Hurly said, walking off to join the party.
Locke held the door open cause he was sure more people were coming. And sure enough, there was Claire.
"Hi, John!" she said happily. "I'm so glad about Charlie being locked up! Now I can enjoy the party!"
"That's great Claire, but where is Aaron?" Locke asked.
"What? Oh ummm..Oh yeah! I left him with that Libby women." Claire told him.
Five minutes later, Sun and Jin came up to the hatch.
"Hi, Locke. This is where the party is, right?" Sun asked.
"YES--IT--IS. VERY--GOOD." Locke said slowly and loudly so she would understand.
"John, I speak English." Sun said, looking offended.
"SORRY--SUN. I--DON'T--SPEAK--KOREAN." Locke said.
Sun rolled her eyes and went into the hatch.
Then Sayid came in, carefully looking around the hatch before going in.
"Don't worry, Sayid. Charlie is safely locked up. We even took Henry out to make room for him." Locke said proudly.
"You did what?!?! Henry is a very dangerous Other! Don't ask how I know that, I just do!" Sayid cried.
"Oh, sorry." Locke said.
Next Eko came in.
"Hello, John Locke." He said in that oh so mysterious way.
"Glad to see you could make it." Locke said.
"No, you see, I only came here to tell you I'm not coming." Eko said.
"Well, your already here, why not stay?" Locke asked.
"I must build a church for no apparent reason." Eko said, slowly floating away.
"That was weird." Locke muttered.
OK, I think that's all the people he invited, so..moving on...
The party seemed to be going well, except for Jack, randomly attacking people and trying to start a game of 'Pin The Tail On Kate.'
"Hi, Locke great party. Me and Sawyer are going in this little room to make out." Kate announced, heading to Charlie's cell.
"NNNNNOOOOO!!!!" Locke screamed, jumping in slow motion toward the door. But it was too late. Kate had opened the door and Charlie ran out screaming "CLAIRE! I MUST SAVE YOU AND TURNIP HEAD!"
The hatch erupted into screams as Charlie ran around trying to save people from certain doom and Jack ran around trying to save people from certain doom brought on by Charlie.
Sawyer grabbed Kate and they hid in the kitchen. But it was too late for Claire who was being 'saved' by Charlie.
"HELP ME! HELP ME!" She screamed.
"I'LL GET HIM!" Henry said, chasing after Charlie with a butterfly net.
"NO, I'LL GET HIM! I AM THE SUPER DOC, NOT YOU!" Jack screamed as he jumped from the ceiling of the hatch in an attempt to land on Charlie...but all he did was land on Sun and crush her. Then Jin started beating him up.
" HE GOT OUT! HE GOT OUT!" Hurly cried, pointing to the open hatch door.
"LETS GO! WE MUST CATCH HIM!" Sayid yelled.
"But...we don't really want to.." everyone said.
"Jack, get off me! I'm not going to die!" Kate snapped as Jack tried to heal her 'wounds.'
"Kate, your obviously delirious from the pain because I know you would never question me in real life." Jack said. "Now, I must take off all your clothes ."
X

It was half an hour till midnight. Jack was drunk, Charlie hadn't come back, and Claire and Sayid were making out on the couch.
"Hey, hey Locke! Guess what I'm a gonna do at midnight?" Jack slurred. "I'm gonna..HAHAHA! I'm gonna kiss Sawyer! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Jack fell off his chair laughing and instead of helping him up, Locke took that opportunity to get the hell away from him.
He went up to the snack bar and found Sawyer and Kate talking there.
"..And so I was thinkin' maybe we could-" Sawyer was saying. But obviously this wasn't a bad time, so Locke decided to tell Sawyer what Jack had told him.
"Hey! Sawyer! Jack is planning on kissing you at midnight! Just thought you should know." For some reason, Locke said that really loudly.
Kate gapped at Sawyer. "Wow...Umm..Wow. I didn't know you were gay, Sawyer. I think I'll go talk to Jack."
"Thanks a lot, Baldy!" Sawyer hissed.
"Don't thank me, I'm just helping." Locke said.
Now it was just a couple of minutes till midnight. Everyone was gathered around the ball to watch it drop.
Jack kept giving Sawyer some very strange looks and the bursting into laughter.
Sawyer had managed to convince Kate that he wasn't gay and now they were talking together.
"OK, People! Let's start the count down!" Henry said, getting ready to drop the ball.
"TEN! NINE! EAIGHT! SEVEN! SIX! FIVE! FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE!" and then they all burst into cheers.
Kate and Sawyer...and Jack were kissing, as was everyone else except for Locke.
Then Jack came over to him. "Come 'ere, you gorgeous bald bastard!" And Jack pulled him into a kiss.
Locke managed to throw Jack to the ground long enough to look up at the camera and say: "HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!"

THE END!

END NOTES: Wow, that was one crazy party! That took long enough to write, too, so please review!