Summary: 'Aw, crap...' Sakura thought as she trembled in the corner. One minute ago, she was reading a book, then something strange happened, and now 9 boys who claim to be the Akatsuki are in her room! Now she must find out a way to send them back, while teaching them the life styles of Tokyo, Japan! Akatsuki x Sakura
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!! TTTT
How to Read Akatsuki Out of a Book
Chapter 2: Hungryness and using the Bathroom
"Thats a muther fucking good question, Pein-sama!" Hidan agreed.
"Hidan, shut the hell up." Kakuzu growled, completely annoyed.
"You guys are in Japan, Tokyo." Sakura said.
"Tokyo? What is Tokyo? Can Sakura-chan please explain?" Tobi chirped/asked. Sakura was dumbfounded. How could they not know what Tokyo is?! The rest of the Akatsuki nodded their heads.
"You guys really don't know what Tokyo is?" Sakura said carefully. They all nodded. Her jaw dropped, and sighed in defeat.
"Tokyo...is a city that is in Japan. Its the capitol of Japan." she said as she took out her world map.
"Hey, hold on a sec, how come there are no villages placed on this map?" Sasori asked.
"What villages?" Sakura said as she raised an eyebrow.
"You know...villages like Sunagakure, yeah?" Deidara said.
"Um...I don't think there is a village named Sunagakure." Sakura said.
"So...who's hungry?" Kisame asked out of the blue.
Sakura sneaked out of her room at midnight to get food for the Akatsuki. She grabbed some raw fish, and 8 packs of Instant Ramen. Just as she grabbed 8 bowls from the clean dish rack, a voice was heard behind her.
"Sakura-san, sorry to interrup you but where is the bathroom, yeah?" it said. Sakura almost dropped the bowls.
"Holy crap! Almost gave me a heart attack there Deidara!" Sakura said.
"Here, come with me." she said as she put the bowls down. Deidara followed her to the bathroom, which was upstairs, right next door to her room.
"Okay! After you're done, put the toilet seat down, alright?" Sakura said as she pointed to the toilet.
"Sure, yeah." he said as he closed the door.
Sakura went back downstairs to add water to the ramen. After, she was done.
"Do you need a little help, yeah?" a voice asked.
"Deidara! You gotta stop scaring me like that." the pinkette said.
"But sure, you can help. Could you please grab 4 of those bowls of ramen? And be careful, they're fricken hot." she added. Deidara took 4 of the bowls, while Sakura took 4 of the bowls plus the plate of raw fish.
After everyone ate their food, they got sleepy. Ecxept for Itachi, he's a light sleeper.
"Um...where are you guys gonna sleep?" Sakura asked.
"Ther floor isn't big enough for all of you guys, so 2 people can sleep in my closet, which is a walk-in closet, 1 person can sleep under my bed, and..." Sakura paused for a moment.
"1 person can sleep in the bed...with me, which I highly doubt that anyone will do." she finished.
"I can sleep under the bed, Sakura-san." Zetsu said. Sakura nodded as the boy crawled under the bed.
"Kisame and I will sleep in the closet." Itachi said while dragging the sleeping shark.
"Tobi can sleep in the bed with you Sakura-chan!" Tobi chirped. Just as Tobi lifted the blanket that was to the left of Sakura, she pointed to the foot of her bed.
"Sorry Tobi, but is it okay if you can sleep at the foot of my bed?" she asked.
"Sure Sakura-chan!" the masked boy exclaimed. Tobi crawled to the end, and snuggled into the blankets.
"Hold on, guys who are on the floor, I'll get some extra pillows and blankets." Sakura said as she walked to the closet. She opened the door and saw Kisame snoring his ass off on the floor while Itachi was grumbling things about 'Uchiha' and 'hn'. She sweatdropped and quietly grabbed the blankets and pillows. She gave them the pillows and then walked to her bed. In a few minutes, she fell asleep.