1RFUACX chapter 2
see disclaimer on 1
now to our heros
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Rikku, Yuna, and Pain were standing at the top of a hole that was going to take then to the farplane. Rikku looked at her cousin and friend, "so who's goin' in first"
"The smallest, yellowest, most annoying, and lightest" Pain shrugged
"B-b-but that's me" Rikku stammered
Pain picked up Rikku and threw her into the hole then jumped in along with Yuna.
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Rikku fell for a few minutes when she was blinded by a bright white light. When she landed in a room full of people. She looked around for a few minutes she saw that there were about five people in the room. When whatever she landed on started to talk. "Hey there's a crotch in my face, pretty nice view" she jumped and ran across the room and hid behind the closest person she could find, a guy with brown hair, and hid behind him. She heard someone yell 'hey he's mine' then some psycho blond chick came after her. Then she was in a protective bubble of sand. Wow magic sand that's cool. She thought to her self as the bubble went away. When the girl attacked her again the sand picked her up and put her behind a girl that was at least six inches taller than her, had snow white hair and two dog ears sticking out of the top of her head.
Yuna fell through of the roof in to the room and landed on a woman with blond hair fashioned into four pig tails. Who picked her up and threw her into the middle of the room, here pain then landed on her.
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Tanka stood in the living room in total shock, three people from a video game she had played just fell through the ceiling. She watched as Rikku sat rubbing her butt muttering some thing in Al bhed. I have some interrogating to do.
"You have thirty second's to tell me why you are here"
"W-w-well...um..." Yuna stammered
"Twenty seconds. tic. tock. tic. tock. Time's running out."
"We jumped into a hole trying to get to the farplane"
tanka sighed and shook her head, "great now I have to figure out how to get you home."
Rikku gave Tanka a quizzical look, "this doesn't look like the farplane. And what's up with the dog people"
tanka snapped at her in al bhed, "muug pedlr e's y fumv" (look bitch I'm a wolf)
Rikku, Pain, and Yuna looked at her in complete shock before being taking out by.. A duck. Not any duck but Donald Duck. Goofy and Sora both landed on them next. Fallowed by Leon and a relatively much shorter woman clinging to him.
Tanka's left eye started to twitch. "All right why the hell are you people showing up in my house."
sora gave her a quizzical look "hey this isn't the realm of darkness... and what the hell are you supposed to be... some kind of dog lady"
now the vain on her forehead was pulsating; and she had that murderous look on her face, which could scare even the most hardened criminal. She looked at him directly in the eye, "do you want me to kill you." she said in a smooth tone.
"N-n-n-n-no"
"Good," she surveyed the room so now there's a Rikku, Yuna, Pain, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Leon, and a..., "who the fuck are you" she pointed to the girl stuck to Leon.
She let go of Leon, "I am Reyana"
"Whatever why are you in my house?"
"We were trying to get to the realm of darkness"
"Well you missed"
"No, I didn't notice"
hinoko got up off the couch and stepped between the two, "look no there's no need to fight in the living room if you going to please take it to a pre-destroyed room. Or we could act like civalised people... ish and calmly talk this over."
Tanka looked at herr sister, "being cival is for squares, and I'm a triangle" she said lunging at Reyana. Which got her a sift kick in the gut from the alien girl. Hinoko shook her head at her sister's stupidity and grabbed the collar of her sister's jacket. "Let go of me let me knoc some sense into these fool that jump into random holes and portals. There's no logic in it, 'ooh a portal let see whats on the other side. Maybe my frends are on the other side playing checkers.' yeah that's seems so smart. And, here's my favorite 'let me jump in to a giant hole to find a person that I don't know' and ..." she con tinued to rant for a few more hours when there was a knock at the door.