Count Ducky
Ch. 2
By my other brother Bob
Yoda had been squirted to death then miraculously he came back to life unfortunately Darth Hideous came back as well
Yoda being, as Window put it 'scary', decided to fuck up Darth Hideous again
Yoda faced Darth Hideous and said "let's do this again."
He had finally found is lightsaber and this time he actually fucked Darth Hideous up he used the force and stabbed him.
Yoda then flipped Hideous of and said "kiss my ass." left the Jedi temple and blasted off to the death star.
When he got there he said "I was beat the shit out of before the deathstar was even made, screw George Lucas for killing before Darth hater was killed."
Yoda then went to Lucas house at night and beat the shit out of him.
Then unseen person Isaiah then sighed and said "that is why there will never be another Star wars. Sucks butt for Lucas."
