Winds of Twilight
Disclaimer: We (Wantaco79 and I) do not own Zelda, or Link, or Ganny. WE do own Scott, Lance, Kiara, Calypso, and the horses.
Link was tired. He had been traveling for three days non stop. His only companions had been Midna and Epona, his horse. He saw in the distance Lake Hylia. He thought to himself that that would be a wonderful place to stay for a few days, relaxing, training, trading, and stocking up on supplies at the new shop in the village.
"Midna," He said to the little imp hiding in his shadow. "WE are going to the lakeside village." Then without listening to the imp, he raced off on his tired horse.
Basically, he trotted off, on his exhausted horse.
15 minutes later, he came to a stop at the edge of town. He would rather not stay at the inn, considering last time………..but that is a story for (Never to be told) another time. He noticed a small house at the lakeside, with a girl yelling at a young boy (WE have already described them in the last chapter).
"SCOTT, YOU IDIOT!! YOU WERE SUPOSSED TO CLEAN OUT THE STABLE! NOW THE HORSES WILL HAVE TO SLEEP IN THEIR OWN SHIT!" The girl screamed. The boy flinched at the use of the word 'shit'.
"But siiiiiiissssyyyyyy. The weather was soooooooo perfect for fishing todaaaaaaaay." The boy whined.
"NO BUTS. GO TO BED!" The girl screamed, and the young boy scurried into the house. "AND DON'T GO RAIDING THE SOUP JAR AGAIN!!" At that moment, Link looked up. Jars? He loved jars. He loved smashing-stay focused. What was he doing before the 'j' word came up? He was…..looking…..for……jars to smash! No, no, he was looking for a place to…stay the night! Yeah, that was it. No jars necessary in that action.
A wolf howl echoed around the world.
Night had fallen. That meant…..
"STALFOS (the skeleton things that appear at night in Hyrule field in OoT)!" The girl screamed. Everyone ran inside except for the girl. She pulled out a katakana sword. At that moment a stalfos popped up in front of Epona, scaring her. Link almost landed on his back but managed to land safely and pulled out his sword.
More stalfos appeared and Epona ran off into the stable at the end of the rode. Link slashed at the stalfos. It countered with trying to scratch him. Link back flipped, rolled behind the stalfos and slashed from behind, destroying it.
There was a scream in the distance. The girl, apparently let out a shriek, causing a Stalfos to scream. The girl was surrounded by about 12 stalfos and one BIG stalfos. She prepared for a spin attack but the big stalfos knocked away her sword. Link quickly finished off the remaining stalfos around him and ran to the girl.
He charged up a powered jump attack and killed 9 of the smaller stalfos and injured the rest. He used a spin attack and finished off the small stalfos. The BIG one roared and started slashing at Link. Link was knocked back. This gave the girl just enough time to run and get her sword.
Link barely had time to role out of the way before the stalfos attacked again but he dropped his sword. He tried to grab it but the stalfos slashed his shoulder and once again knocked him to the ground. Just as the stalfos was going in for the kill, the girl jumped up and stabbed it, finishing it off.
"Are you okay?" The girl asked. Just before Link could answer…..
"Because that was a really STUPID thing to do! I've could've finished off those stalfos by myself! Who do you think you are, the Hero of Time?!" Before Link could comprehend what was wrong with himself, he fainted from blood loss from the gash in his shoulder. The girl sighed and picked him up. She carried him inside.
"Scott! I've got an injured guy here! Bring down the medical supplies!" She yelled.
Link woke up a day later, feeling slightly better, with the exception of his shoulder. The first thing he saw was the girl staring at him, black eyes filled with relief.
"Your awake." She said, sounding relieved. "You weren't breathing steady for the past day, so I was worried you were….." she stopped there, watching his bright blue eyes slide in and out of focus.
"Oh dear. Scott?" she called gently. Scotts head appeared. "Bring some soup." The girl commanded. She looked at Link.
"Jar." Link said.
"What?" the girl asked confused.
"Bring me a jar." Link insisted.
"Are you delirious?" the girl questioned. However, Link insisted, so the girl walked over to her wall, and picked up a pretty blue jar. She then handed it to Link. Link cuddled with the jar.
"Link. My name is Link……I think. No, no, it's Link." Link said. His stomach growled. The girl giggled.
"Well, Link, my name is Kiara. It's nice to meet you. Now, where is your soup?" Kiara got up, and walked out of the room. It was at that moment, that Link actually woke up, for you see, even though his body was up, his spirit and soul were not.
He looked around sharply, and slumped back.
"Weird dream…..I think I cuddled with a jar…..and that girl from last night said that her name was……Kiala? Koala? Kiki? Bob? No, wait, it was Kiaris! 'Kiaris' returned with a bowl of soup, and handed it to him.
"Thank you Kiaris!" Link said, very proud.
"Kiara" Kiara corrected.
"That's what I said."
"No, you said 'Kiaris'."
"Now you're delusional."
"No, you called me 'Kiaris."
"I called you Kiara."
"Kiaris."
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"Kiaris." Kiara said, irritably.
"No, I called you 'Kiara', Kiara!" Link replied, stubbornly. A shriek was heard just then, followed by 'SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSYYYYYYY!'. Kiara at once raced outside, followed by a Link, who was just in his boxer shorts. Link looked down, blushed, raced back inside, and came back outside with pants on.
A large black bird had swooped down, and picked up Scott.
"Scott!" Kiara screamed, chasing after the small boy trapped in the grasp of the bird.
"Siiiiiiissssyyyyyy!" Scott yelled (for he was too manly to scream). The black bird disappeared in the distance, Scott still in its grasp. Kiara fell to the ground, crying.
Unable to deal with emotion and girls, Link checked on Epona, who had cleaned the stable with her teeth, tail, and a small rock. No one asked where all the shit went.
Since he had checked on Epona, and since Epona was fine, Link went back to deal with the emotion-girl.
She was there, staring at Link, with a small pack on her back. Link gave her a questioning glance, before he was shocked out of his wits. Kiara had said something to him that would change his life forever.
"Oi, bastard. Let's go."
"Go where?" Link asked, completely ignoring the 'bastard' comment.
"Well, you travel a lot, right?"
"Yep."
"And you fight a lot, right?"
"Yep, and pretty well if I do say so myself." Link said.
"Well, you're going to help me save my brother."
"WHAT?"
That was the end of the real first chapter. Please read and review, so that Zant will stop being a pimp. Because truly-who likes pimps?