Welcome back to Gaston's story... let's see what antics he'll try in Snow White's world! Please, enjoy!
In the multi-colored portal, Gaston kept walking confidentially as he was looking around. "So, Jubiano, where are we supposed to be going?"
"Glad you asked." Jubiano said sinisterly. "In order to gather the most wonderful harem, you need to learn the backstory of each girl and what their alleged 'happy endings' are supposed to be like."
"Hmmm…" Gaston put his hand to his chin. "I'm listening…"
"Listen closely, I'm about to tell you the story of Snow White." Jubiano said as Gaston continued walking. "Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who goes by the name of Snow White. Her mother died, forcing the father to remarry… however, when the father died as well, the stepmother turned a little wicked and transformed Snow White into a servant girl. Now, each and every day, the stepmother would go up to a magic mirror and ask who the fairest one of all is, which the mirror always answered that it was the stepmother. Unfortunately, one day, around Snow White's sixteenth birthday, the stepmother asked the same question to the mirror again… and got a different answer, saying that it was SNOW WHITE who was the fairest of them all."
Gaston chuckled. "I bet she got jealous."
"Especially after the prince came around and started charming Snow White? You bet!" Jubiano smirked. "Well, the queen was not having any of it, so she tried to send out a huntsman to kill Snow White and bring her heart back…"
Gaston raised an eyebrow. "She sent a MAN to kill that woman? Why not just tell the man to claim the woman as his own, so that all her beauty would be focused on one man only?"
"You certainly do have a one-track mind, don't you?" Jubiano groaned. "Anyway, the huntsman couldn't bring himself to do it, on account that either A, she has a beautiful singing voice or B, she was just so adorable. So he warned Snow White of the evil queen's ways and told her to run far away. And so she did… until she came across the cottage of seven dwarves."
"Dwarves?" Gaston laughed. "What a fairy tale."
"Hey, you ran into a beast and enchanted objects, at this point, dwarves should not be a myth to you!" Jubiano pointed out.
Gaston sat down. "Carry on."
"Thank you. Anyway, the dwarves let Snow White stay in the cottage… but when the evil queen caught wind that the huntsman didn't do the deed and found out where she is, she used a potion to transform into an old woman and turned an ordinary granny smith apple into a red poison apple." Jubiano explained.
"Wait, the stepmother's into witchcraft?" Gaston frowned. "We better burn her, for heaven's sake!"
"ANYWAY, when the dwarves left for work, the evil queen, still dressed as the old woman, arrived at the cottage. Now, Snow White is very, VERY gullible, so she let the old woman in where she gave her the apple. She ate a part of it… and plop." Jubiano explained.
"I hate to ask what that 'plop' meant…" Gaston frowned.
"The dwarves defeated the evil queen… or maybe it was natural causes by the weather, I'm not quite sure on that one… anyway, the dwarves mourned for Snow White and built a small coffin for her as they kept visiting each day until the same prince who flirted with Snow White came back and… kissed her, bringing her back to life." Jubiano said.
Gaston frowned in suspicion.
"Snow White and the prince then went away together, and they lived happily ever after. That's the gist of the story. What do you think?" Jubiano asked.
"For one thing, that ending is so convoluted! A kiss brings people back to life? Who believes that malarkey? And if it really was a poison apple, the kiss would not even work!" Gaston complained.
"I know, it's hard to believe, but you got to face facts… it really DID happen." Jubiano sighed.
Gaston groaned. "If that huntsman JUST took this Snow White away and did her when he had the chance, maybe none of that would have happened!"
"But you need to keep in mind, the evil queen, or Snow White's stepmother…" Jubiano said. "She was expecting Snow White to be dead… with her heart cut up."
"No way in hell would this 'huntsman' pass this opportunity up!" Gaston frowned. "I mean… what was to stop him from KILLING off the evil queen himself, then just step right in afterwards and impregnating the gullible girl! I mean, I bet she was willing to jump in bed with any man!"
"Hmmm… you bring up very, VERY valid points, my friend." Jubiano explained. "Now, I'm going to leave it up to you. Do you want to take over the role of the huntsman… or do YOU want to HELP the huntsman capture Snow White in a moment of lust, making her purely helpless?"
"Hmmmm… good question…" Gaston smirked. "I COULD try to gather my first girl for the harem… BUT you know? I think I'll wait on that for now. I think it would be better if I helped that huntsman get the girl of his dreams…"
"Hmmm… an odd choice, but I'm interested to see how you change up the story." Jubiano laughed evilly. "Okay, first thing you have to do is get rid of the evil queen. Don't worry, it'll be quick and painless… take this."
A crossbow then appeared in Gaston's hand, already loaded. Gaston examined the crossbow as he smirked. "Nice…"
"Isn't it? Okay, I'm about to transport you to the queen's castle… she will ask the mirror on who the fairest one of all is… after it gives out the instruction, shoot straight for the throat. Don't worry, she'll die instantly." Jubiano said as the portal opened up to reveal some light. "Here we go… now let's do this…"
Gaston smirked as he stepped outside the portal.
Inside the castle, near the walls, Gaston merely watched as he saw a black cloak wearing old woman walking up to a mirror. Gaston would have barfed in disgust. She looked REALLY ugly. If this was her before her transformation, she'd hate to see her AFTER her transformation.
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" The Evil Queen asked.
"Holy cow…" Gaston frowned as the mirror gave the answer. "I am so glad I'm putting this witch out of her misery!"
"Snow White!" The Evil Queen glared… but before she could move another step, her eyes widened in shock as she started to fall, the arrow on her neck seemed to be a glaring obvious piece of evidence that she was murdered.
Gaston smirked as he put another arrow in the crossbow. "Okay, that was the easy part out of the way…"
"Here comes the hard part, my friend…" Gaston heard Jubiano's voice. "In a couple hours' time, the prince is going to show up to win Snow White's heart, in the hopes that Snow White will have her dream…"
"She's already getting her dream. She's getting a huntsman to bare his children!" Gaston frowned.
"Don't you worry none, I'll take care of the prince… personally. You deal with the huntsman, I already called for him using a disguised voice. Here, take this…"
A small button was then dropped in Gaston's hand as he looked at it, Jubiano saying, "Put it in your mouth, but don't swallow it."
Gaston proceeded to do so as Jubiano explained, "This is a voice thrower. Basically, it's set to the Evil Queen's voice. When he comes in, just talk like the Evil Queen. I'm sure you know EXACTLY what to say…"
"Oh, I believe I do…" Gaston said in the Evil Queen's voice… then yelped. "Man, this voice is so weird… and creepy!"
A little later, as Gaston was hiding behind the throne room, he saw the doors opening as he saw what seemed to be a black bearded man with a yellow hat and green clothes walking in. Gaston raised an eyebrow as he thought, "That's the huntsman? Geez, he looks strong… but I bet he's a bit of a wimp. But if I can convince him to impregnate the Snow White bitch, I'll be on my way to help win the hearts of other girls!"
"Hello?" He heard the huntsman say. "Anybody call for me?"
"I did. It is safe for us to talk here." Gaston said, using the Evil Queen voice.
"Your majesty? Where are you?" The huntsman asked.
"I'm currently in the shadows right now… it's an experiment." Gaston explained with the Evil Queen's voice. "Now, huntsman… I have a little mission for you."
"Name it, your majesty. You want to get me a rabbit or a pig?" The huntsman asked.
Gaston chuckled as he thought, "A man after my own heart."
"No, no, no, nothing hunting related… more… I guess you can say… girl related."
"Uh…" The huntsman's eyes widened nervously.
"You remember the little servant girl that loves cleaning and talking to animals, right?" Gaston said, using the Evil Queen's voice.
The huntsman gave a sigh of relief… before nodding. "Snow White? Yes."
"Give me your honest opinion, huntsman. Do you like her?" Gaston asked.
"Well… yes." The huntsman started.
"Let me finish. Do you REALLY like her? Do you think she's cute… cute enough for you to get in bed with? Do you want to touch her, to ravage her, to make her beg for more as you insert your seed into her?" Gaston smirked, using the queen's voice.
The huntsman's eyes widened a bit. "Your majesty, that is pretty dirty! I would never do that to Snow White!"
Gaston peeked around the corner and saw the huntsman's pants area. An erection was sticking out as Gaston smirked. Gaston was turning the huntsman on, even if the huntsman was denying it.
"I think that stick in your pants says otherwise." Gaston smirked.
The huntsman yelped as he looked down at his area. "There's a reasonable explanation for that! See… I…"
The huntsman sighed. "Oh, who am I kidding? Yes, Snow White is so cute, and I wish to have her in my bed!"
"She wants you too." Gaston laughed.
"She does?" The huntsman said in surprise. "How do you know that?"
"Oh, I have my ways. I overheard her the other day talking to herself, saying, "That huntsman is so very cute and his eyes are so sexy. I bet if I were to bare his children, they will be strong just like him"." Gaston explained.
"She really wants children… my children?" The huntsman smiled.
"You bet she does." Gaston smirked. "Just give the word, and she'll follow you to bed. And even if she says no in many ways, she really means 'yes'!"
The huntsman gave a confident smile. "If you really think Snow White wants my children, then I will give her my children! I always wanted to make her as my wife!"
Gaston smirked as he said, "Well then… as the queen… and your personal priest… I now dub you husband to Snow White. Tell her that she is now your obedient wife AFTER you have done the deed!"
"Yes, your majesty!" The huntsman smirked as he walked off.
Gaston smirked as he spat out the voice changer. "Well… now to see the work in action…"
Outside the castle walls, Snow White was humming to herself as she was cleaning the steps of the palace. She got up as she noticed the wishing well.
"Excuse me, Snow White?"
"Yes?" Snow White turned out of curiosity, then smiled as she saw the huntsman. "Oh, hello there, Mr. Huntsman, sir."
"Good afternoon, my lovely princess." The huntsman bowed.
Snow White giggled as she said, "Oh, you are pretty chivalrous today, aren't you?"
"Indeed." The huntsman smiled. "You look lovely yourself."
"Oh, I'm not that beautiful…" Snow White turned away.
"Are you kidding? Of course you are." The huntsman smirked. The huntsman couldn't wait to get Snow White into bed. The thought of impregnating the girl was exciting, even for him. "Anyway, your majesty wants you in the castle… she needs you to make all the beds."
"Goodness gracious, then I better get to work." Snow White said as she started to go off.
"Let me lead the way, princess… we'll start with my bed…" The huntsman said as he took Snow White by the hand, urgently.
"Oh… okay, sir." Snow White said as the two walked in.
From the window, Gaston gave a smirk as a portal opened nearby, Gaston hearing Jubiano's voice. "Okay, step right in… and we can enjoy a nice little show from here."
Gaston nodded as he walked inside the portal. All in a good day's work, he supposed.
Part 1 has ended, and the next part will be... the moment we're all waiting for! If you guys have any more suggestions for Disney girls for Gaston or someone else, leave them in a review! Anyway, review!