Updating my Voldemort story now guys YAY!
Ok 2. He tries a DIY face mask
Voldemort has had bad skin for a long time and this particular day he found a cure for it. He had been browsing Pinterest for hours looking for yoga and aerobic workouts (a.n. find out what that's about next chapter) when he saw an odd looking picture. He immediately clicked it and read the below information:
1 cup pepper-mint (preferably crushed)
3 cups warm fresh water only
And vanilla essence
Step one mix
Step two splash on face carefully
After reading all the rules and directions he got interested.
"Servant in grey go get me pepper-mint, fresh water heated, and the soul of vanilla "the servant being an idiot got crushed pepper, mint gum, cold sea water, a bottle of Heated the number one female perfume for fancy waitresses , and the soul of a girl coincidentally named Vanilla. He then put all the things in a burlap sack and gave it to Voldemort. Voldemort then, not paying attention splashed it on his face. A burning sensation then spread threw his face.
"AAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHAGHGHAGHAHG" he yelled. In the end he had to get aloe ointment from walmart.