Unbelievabley Desperate: Lovin'
A/N: I'm sooooooo sorry I took heaps long updating! But! you see...nope...got no reason, i'm just really sorry that's all xD I hope you enjoy this chappie!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! Although I wish I did...
----------xxxBeware, this scene is very OOC!
Sasuke and Ryuu stood infront of their stereo. A little black thing with two HUGE speakers on the sides.
"Ready? And don't screw this one up!" Sasuke glared at his son as the music began to play.
Misaki stood behind the lounge and sighed. "You guys are idiots..."
"Shut up Misaki or you'll join us!!!" Ryuu spat as he turned around and delivered a nasty face at his sister.
Sasuke grunted and slapped his son over the head. "Concentrate! Positions!"
Ryuu knelt down on one knee and held his hands out infront of him and did the 'spider man' hand thingies...trying to look like a rap artist. Sasuke did the same but stood up and only had one hand in the position. He held a microphone up to his mouth and froze.
"Oh, Sasuke-kun, you forgot your shades!" yelled Sakura walking in and standing beside Misaki.
"God, thanks Sakura. Ryuu restart the song." he ordered grabbing the shades off Sakura and putting them on.
Ryuu pressed the restart button and regained his place next to his dad.
'Yo Vanilla kick it one time boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy!'
'Yo VIP...let's kick it!'
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Sasuke began to mime the words while Ryuu was pretending to rap like a retard. Sakura and Misaki burst out into hysterics at the once serious Uchiha.
Ice Ice Baby...Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby...Vanilla Now that the party is jumping Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yo man - Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice Baby.. Too cold, Ice Ice Baby ..Too cold Too cold
Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby...Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby...Vanilla
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5. 0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No - I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo - so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball"
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine - All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo - I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby ..Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby ..Too cold Too cold
Sasuke smirked. "I am a ninja genius."
----------xxxOkay, the real deal xD
The bedroom was quiet as Ryuu steathily walked in and poked Misaki's bare arm, making her stir in her sleep.
"What!?" she grumpily yelled as her eyes shot open into Sharingan.
"Man...that's so not fair that you get Sharingan..."
"You woke me up just to tell me that?" Misaki glared evilly.
"No..."
Misaki rolled over to face her bedside table. She glanced at the alarm clock and back at Ryuu with a pissed look.
"IT'S 4 IN THE FREAKING MORNING!" Misaki spat, sending Ryuu down in a shower of spit.
"Shhh! Mum and Dad are asleep!"
"No freaking shit genius." Misaki retorted.
"Don't swear! Or I'll tell mum!"
"God, your such a child. Why'd you wake me up? I have intense training with dad today, before he leaves."
"I wanted to do something nice for them before they leave...like cook dinner or something."
"And you want to tell me this at 4 o'clock in the morning because...?" Misaki asked sarcastically.
"To plan ahead."
"God you retard. Talk about it later, in like 10 hours!" yelled Misaki before she covered her face up with her doona covers and turned her back to Ryuu.
Ryuu sighed. "Fine, I'll go back to sleep too!"
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(Even though Misaki and Ryuu were only 5 minutes apart, Misaki always acted like the older one; and Ryuu the more immature and slow one.)
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A few more hours passed and everybody in the house was awake.
Misaki and Sasuke were outside sparring before breakfast and Ryuu was helping Sakura set the table.
"Mum, why does dad act like he likes Misaki better than me?" Ryuu sighed, placing a plate down.
"He loves you hunny. We both do...he's always been unaffectionate..."
"But why is he always sparring with Misaki and not me?"
"Because he's an ass...I mean...umm just because he spars with Misaki, doesn't necessarily mean he likes Misaki more. Ask him to spar with you too." Sakura smiled.
"Okay!"
Sakura set breakfast down on the table; pancakes.
Smelling the scent, Sasuke stopped in his tracks and halted Misaki.
"What is it Sasuke?" asked Misaki. She hated the idea of calling him 'dad'
"Pancakes." he whispered harshly.
Misaki slapped her forehead and followed her father inside.
Sasuke immediately opened the door and sat down.
"Sakura, syrup me!"
Sakura nodded and passed him the syrup. Sasuke curiously looked at the bottle in disgust.
"What the hell is this? Golden syrup? I WANT MAPLE!" he yelled as he threw the open bottle, which happened to hit a smiling Ryuu, who was sitting across from Sasuke.
"What the hell are you smiling at?" Sasuke snapped as Sakura placed the maple syrup beside him.
"Dad, will you spar with me?"
Sasuke was shocked. His son had never taken an interest in training like Misaki had. He was happy and confused at the same time, and didn't know how to respond.
"Uh...umm..but-you-don't-have-any-skills." he blurted out.
Ryuu's head immediately dropped. "Y-yes, that's true..."
"Sasuke-kun! Train with him!" Sakura snapped as she placed a pancake on his plate.
Sasuke sighed in defeat. "Okay, but later."
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Afternoon had arrived and Sasuke and Sakura were indulging in a bit of afternoon delight, Misaki was out in the backyard training and Ryuu was pacing the loungeroom, awaiting his father.
"Where is he? Mum was supposed to get him."
Ryuu began to walk down the large hall clad with pictures of the Uchiha and Haruno family. He came to the last door of the hall and heard strange noises.
"Saaaaaaaasuke-kuuuun!" someone moaned/yelled.
"Oh no! Mum and Dad are fighting!" Ryuu cried as he pushed the door open to see Sasuke and Sakura; butt naked.
"Dad...? Are we going to spar?" asked Ryuu.
"Ah...son, can't you see I'm sparring with your mum?" Sasuke asked.
Sakura giggled and then gained a serious face. "Sasuke-kun...go train."
"Awww dammit!" Sasuke sighed as he got up. "Meet me outside."
Ryuu ran down the hall. A biiiiiiiiig smile on his cute little face.
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"So dad, when you and mum were sparring...who won?" Ryuu asked as he entered his fighting stance.
"Me of course." Sasuke smirked as he entered his stance.
"Now, just because your my son I'm not going easy on you...got it?"
Ryuu nodded and began to charge. His fist outstretched and aimed at Sasuke. Sasuke easily dodged it and watched as his son's fist hammered into the earth, making the ground around them shake.
"Holy crap Sakura, You taught him super strength?" Sasuke thought outloud as he managed to dodge another vicious blow from his son. Sasuke swiftly moved behind his son and tripped him using his leg. Ryuu stumbled as his legs were kicked off the ground, and landed flat on his face. Sasuke paused.
"You got some good strength there. I'll train you with Misaki when I come back." Sasuke smirked offering a hand to help his son up.
"Really?"
Sasuke nodded.
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Misaki and Ryuu were behind the bench of the kitchen.
"Okay, I'll do the wok work and you fix the salad!" Misaki ordered as she grabbed a jar.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" she yelled trying to twist the lid off. Ryuu swiftly grabbed the jar out of Misaki's grasp and easily twisted the lid.
"Hmph, I loosened it."
Ryuu poked his tongue out as he pulled out a head of lettuce from the fridge. He pulled off the plastic bag and began to hack at it with a large chopping knife.
"Careful." Misaki warned.
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Sasuke and Sakura sat at the table of the residence dressed ready for the mission and waited as patiently as their growling stomaches would permit. Misaki walked out of the kitchen with piping hot meals on two plates and placed them infront of her parents. Ryuu followed and placed two bowls of salad beside the meal.
"Mmm, looks good kids!" Sakura smiled. "Thankyou!"
Sasuke glanced at the salad and picked through it with a fork. His eyes almost burst out of his head when he noticed the large pool of French salad dressing waiting at the bottom of the forest of lettuce.
"Umm yeah, looks good." he said cautiously as he began to eat the salad.
Sakura started on Misaki's meal and smirked. "It's really good Misaki!"
Minutes passed as the two little Uchiha's watched their parents devour the meal they had prepared. By now, Sakura had also noticed the large pool of salad dressing awaiting her at the bottom of the bowl.
"Ummm, Ryuu? How much salad dressing did you use?" she asked picking up a few strands of lettuce and watched as the salad dressing ran like water out of a tap off the lettuce.
"The whole bottle!" he smirked.
Sasuke forked up all the lettuce his fork could muster and shoved the dripping salad into his mouth. Sasuke's eyes went wide as he choked on the dressing.
Ryuu smiled as he slapped his dad on the back and the lettuce shot out of Sasuke's mouth and onto an unsuspecting Naruto who just let himself in.
"Ewww...uh...Babysitter is here!"
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There, a nice long chapter. Hope you guys enjoyed it.
Yeah, Sasuke was ooc but who cares. My fanfic, my ooc sasuke! xD'
Oh yeah...the salad thing happened to me, and I thought it'd be funny to put it in xP
R&R!
-S.V
P.S! While just reading over it now, i happened to notice yeh, i did rush it and yeh, little kids swear, but its a fic...as Fanfiction says...'unleash your imagination' not 'Flame Vixen cos her fanfic sucked.'
I hope it's enough till next time, and sasuke will be more serious.